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If You Can't Beat Em Bite Em

Weird War | Format: Audio CD

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Weird War began as a supergroup of the Make-Up's Ian Svenonius and Michelle Mae, and Royal Trux's Neil Hagerty after the members' main projects dissolved. Originally, the band, which also included Jessica Espeleta and Steve McCarty, was intended as a one-off project. After recording their 2002 self-titled debut and a track for the Colonel Jeffery Pumpernickel: A Concept Album, Hagerty continued… Read more in Amazon's Weird War Store

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Audio CD (February 3, 2004)
Number of Discs: 1
Label: Drag City
ASIN: B00018U9KW
Also Available in: Vinyl | MP3 Download

Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (6 customer reviews)

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #396,280 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Good freaky listening, October 22, 2008

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This is very offbeat but great listening. They're a very inventive band musically, some of the lyrics are superb and the album has a really good feel. I've played this dozens of times and thoroughly enjoyed it.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Scary stuff, October 12, 2006

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The Weird War's freakiest record. Skuzzy and mean; AK-47, If You Can't Beat Em Bite Em, and Tess, a song about Tess of D'Urbavilles (?) by Thomas Hardy I believe, are my faves. One by One is a recitation of the little Red Book over a beautiful, minor key , pastoral guitar piece. Really moving. The rest is funky scuzz rock for the most part besides Tess which is a Tyrannosaurus REx style bongo piece and maybe the highlight of the album. Get it!

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4.0 out of 5 stars Lofi Funk Gem, November 16, 2004

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Beef: the vocals are overwhelmed by the cheap guitar sound. Who mixed this thing?! On the plus side, the songs are great - 9 or ten gems of lyrical wit and funky grooves and psychedelic sonics. They're live show is highly recommended, and will probably make this album make a lot more sense.

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4.0 out of 5 stars interesting collision.
THis sounds like a pile multi vehicle pile up. Ween, Funkadelic, Butthole surfers and even Frank Zappa and the Mothers can be found in the wreckage of "If you can't join em, bite... Read more

Published on August 13, 2005 by Zounds Macinac

4.0 out of 5 stars Get down
This is an interesting record from the prolific group. They are workaholics. More funk and gospel. This is better than the first Weird War CD but not as good as "I Suck On... Read more

Published on June 18, 2004 by alexander laurence

5.0 out of 5 stars album of the year so far!!!!
best thing i've heard from svenonious and M.M for ages. better than scene creamers and the original weird war. bit more like the make up except with more flashy guitar riffs. Read more

Published on February 14, 2004 by jurgen jansen

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