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5.0 out of 5 stars
A Masterpiece of the Macabre!, July 11, 2004
This review is from: I'll Bury You Tomorrow (DVD)
Kudos to Alan Rowe Kelly for creating this rather sinister shocker of murder, madness and depravity! I bury you tomorrow is one of the most twisted films I've seen in awhile about a mysterious young woman who comes to the quiet town of Port Oram to work for local funeral parlor headed by Beech.Dolores Finley, the young woman has peculiar habits like her men rather stiff and some chilling skeletons in her closet and add some grave-robbing and other sources of mayhem and you have recipe for masterpiece of the macabre! I love the memorable characters like dolores who seems quiet unassuming woman who has a suitcase full of dark secrets and who's madness which she is hiding is slowly coming back with a vengeance. Jake Gerald, the sheriff's screw-up brother who works for Beeches and who has a rather deadly job on the side, supplying fresh corpses to a businessman. Nettie Beech, a religious fanatic who sees her dead daughter in Dolores and who will do ANYTHING to keep her. The film stars out slow but not boring as you are introduced to the players in this chilling tale so when they do die (always quite bloody) LIke some of the other reviewers of this film I love the black humor of this movie.Unlike alot of shot-on video movies this one looked more professional in tone and in plot-wise miles ahead of the usual slasher genre with it's idiotic teens and unstoppable killers.What makes this film work is how makers quietly let u enter it's twisted world and you discovers all of it's gruesome secrets. So if you want gory but well-made shocker join Dolores and Beeches and Jake Gerald and REST IN PEACE!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
"That place is a freak magnet.", September 7, 2005
This review is from: I'll Bury You Tomorrow (DVD)
Morbidly interesting story about a semi-foxy blonde homicidal maniac with a pension for making sweet love to corpses who gets a job at a small town funeral parlor that already happens to be home to a few wackos, including one organ stealing psycho who looks like a cross between Henry Rollins and Stan Ross in THE PRIVATE EYES!!! Wow.
Not wall-to-wall psychotic gore like I was hoping but it does have it's moments like somebody being strangled with another person's intestines - haven't seen that since RICKY-OH. The biggest drawback is the 119 minutes running time. That's too long, trim off 20 minutes of unneeded talking, up the outrageousness and this would have been a minor cult favorite.
First time writer-director-actor-producer Alan Rowe Kelly appears to be a promising new talent in horror movies. I can't wait to see what he does next. Hopefully he doesn't sell out and if anything goes even more over the top. It worked for PINK FLAMINGOS, DEAD ALIVE and EVIL DEAD 2.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Totally Wacked, November 7, 2004
This review is from: I'll Bury You Tomorrow (DVD)
Talk about a totally wacked-out flick... a horror film fan friend of mine recommended this one to me and told me to be ready for a wild ride and he was right.
Bodysnatching, bizzare characters, twisted murders, revenge, necrophilia, blood, more twisted characters and more of everything.
If you are a horror flick afficianato you should check out this flick.
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