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I'll Take It [Mass Market Paperback]

Paul Rudnick (Author)
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)


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April 14, 1990
They came. They saw. They came and took what they saw.

The Esker sisters are shoppers. Loving, caring, driven, merciless shoppers. Ida never "passes a store without slipping in and buying something to give away." Pola, who only buys in bulk, would have been good in foreign affairs: "If a nation acted up, Aunt Pola would buy it." And Hedy, dearest of them all, proved the whole thing was genetic. Or maybe environmental. Either way, she passed the bug of galloping consumption onto her son.

Her son is Joe Reckler. Twenty-six. Yale grad. No job. No ties. Nothing to keep him from joining Mother and the aunts on a week-long shopping extravaganza disguised as a New England Autumn Leaves Tour that takes them everywhere from Bloomingdale's to L. L. Bean. But soon Joe notices a difference between himself and his mega-shopping mentors. You see, he figures you're supposed to pay.

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Hedy Reckler, her older sisters Ida and Pola, and her layabout son, Joe, take off on a multi-state shopping spree. "From the double-edged title to its last line, Rudnick's new novel spotlights its author's comic gifts even more vividly than did his hilarious, cartoonish debut, Social Disease ," lauded PW.
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"Flat out hilarious ... Sort of like what I imagine P.G. Wodehouse would have written after spending some time in Bloomingdale's ... For sheer enjoyment, this book is a bargain. Buy two. You can freeze one. You never know." Jeff Danzinger, The Boston Globe

Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback
  • Publisher: Ballantine Books (April 14, 1990)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 034536225X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0345362254
  • Product Dimensions: 6.8 x 4 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #830,699 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!!, August 2, 1998
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Why hasn't anyone picked up the movie rights?? This is a gem of a book, I'm on my second copy because the first got passed around so much I lost track of the web of borrowers. Anyone who loves shopping, eating, or just a good belly laugh, must read this book. My favourite moment is the aunt who tells the poor little rich girl "Whaddya mean, you don't need any shoes? You got feet- you need shoes!" My thoughts exactly... buy the shoes, buy the book, and copies for your mother, your friends - everyone!
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Funniest Book I've Ever Read and Reread, March 25, 1997
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This review is from: I'll Take It (Mass Market Paperback)
As an adult I've read hundreds of books but this is by far the funniest book I have ever read. I enjoyed it so much that I've reread it three times (something I rarely do).


Joe Reckler is a 26 year old Yale graduate who is self-employed as a pickpocket, and shoplifter extraordinare. As fall approaches Joe's mother convinces Joe to accompany her and her two sisters [Ida and Pola] on a trip to Maine to shop at the outlets and take in some foliage on the way.


But Joe's mother has an ulterior motive for going to Maine - and it's not leaves! Over the years Mrs. Reckler has spent thousands of dollars at L.L. Bean and now it is time for her to retire. However she has one last wish before she retires and that's to remodel her living room. It's really not for her though, it's for her husband Saul, who's already retired and deserves nice surroundings. She figures that $10,000.00 will be enough to make it look spiffy. And she figures that L.L. Bean is just the place to get the money. To the casual observer it would appear like robbery but to Mrs. Reckler it's seen merely as a discount or maybe a refund for her loyal patronage over the years. After all the money she's spent there they owe her! She confides in Joe and tells him her plan and asks for his assistance, but her sisters have no idea they're leaf peeping with a modern day Ma Barker. And the results are hilarious!


Some of the more memorable stops along the way are a trip to Bloomingdales to pick up a few brownies for the ride (and as long as you don't have one of your own but just take bites off of someone else's the calories don't count). A stop at Loehmann's (before they even leave New York), to try on a few things. A visit to Joe's brother Clark and his live-in girlfriend Patty in a run down farmhouse in Massachusetts. And although the leaves are beautiful here in Massachusetts, Mrs. Reckler tells the others they can rest their eyes because it's not Vermont. "Don't look! The foliage doesn't count until you get to Vermont."


Clark and Patty's living room couch is a carseat rescued from a '57 Chevy, this trigger's Joe's Aunt Ida to comment "I feel like we're still driving!" And the decrepit condition of the house in general makes Mrs. Reckler decide to up her ante at L.L. Bean hoist to $12,000.00 so that she can help Clark and Patty spruce up the kitchen a bit.


Then there's Vermont and a trip to the Bennington Pottery Barn, and eventually Maine and L.L. Bean's. But not before more hi-jinx and some interactions with one of the depressed local shopkeepers [Kerry] and her husband [Grey]. By the time the interaction is through Kerry's troubles aren't the only think that's disappeared.


What makes this book the funniest book I've ever read is the realistic Jewish dialogue, the quick banter and comebacks and the outrageous antics (even when you can see it coming you're saying to yourself NO, NO he's not going to let them do that is he: oh my God he is!). The writing style and humor coupled with America's passion for shopping make Paul Rudnick's I'LL TAKE IT a real winner.


If you like this book try his earlier book SOCIAL DISEASE which is being reissued in June 1997 or his screenplay JEFFREY or IF YOU ASK ME by Libby Gelman-Waxner (a pseudo-name that Paul uses to write humorous movie reviews for Premier Magazine - this book is a collection of those reviews). Enjoy!

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely hilarious, June 14, 2000
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This book is so funny, I cried. It reminds me of my mother and her sister, the most fiercely competitive shoppers I've ever met. They passed it onto me! I shop every day. Every day.
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