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  • Actors: Lenise Sorén, Gladise Jiminez, Anna Nicole Smith, Chyna, Kevin McGuire
  • Directors: David Giancola
  • Writers: David Giancola, Ben Coello
  • Producers: Anna Nicole Smith, David Giancola, A.F. Grant, Chuck Harding, Daniel Smith
  • Format: Color, Full Screen, NTSC, Subtitled
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Mti Home Video
  • DVD Release Date: May 1, 2007
  • Run Time: 96 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B000NJLLUG
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #102,501 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Illegal Aliens" on IMDb

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You thought they were from another planet... you were right! "Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men in Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these ILLEGAL ALIENS are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, lowbrow spoofs, and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic b-movie genre... how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? ILLEGAL ALIENS pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "bad movies" we all love to hate! The film stars Anna Nicole Smith (The Anna Nicole Show, Be Cool, Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult) as Lucy, Joanie Laurer (The Surreal Life, former WWE wrestler "Chyna") as Rex, Lenise Sor‚n (Eve, Nightmare), and Gladys Jimenez (TV's Tremors, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Young and the Restless) as Drew. Also starring are Patrick Burleigh (American Heiress, Days of Our Lives), Dennis Lemoine (Zombie Town, The Wayfarers), Mark 'Woody' Keppel (Icebreaker, Radical Jack), Michael J. Valentine (Pressure Point, Diamond Run), introducing Kevin McGuire and Kevin McGuire. The film was produced by Anna Nicole Smith, Kevin Rapf, Zorinah Juan (Zombie Town), Mary Beth French (Arachnia, Zombie Town), and associate produced by Daniel Smith.

Customer Reviews

This movie is not for the faint of heart.
G D Bryant
This was Anna Nicole Smith's last film, and it is sad that its posthumous release is part of her legacy.
Robert I. Hedges
Sorry, I wanted to like this, but it just failed to entertain.
Fred Fritz

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Jeremy D. Funkhauser on May 3, 2008
Format: DVD
well it is cool to see anna in her last project and she does show some signs as a funny/serious actress unlike her other movies this movie is fun but does lack a real script it is a must for any anna fan though
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By the witch on July 17, 2008
Format: DVD
I have to be fair. This was not ever presented as Oscar Worthy in any way shape or form. And it didn't lie. Knowing all we know now about her and her life, you really have to look at this in a different light. It's funny in places, dumb in places. Sort of like Anna herself was. It's worth what I paid for it; but then of course I bought it dirt cheap second hand.
The plot isn't memorable. Don't think it was supposed to be. The outtakes are funny. She had good timing. And she knew how to play to the camera. The truth is, when she was on the screen, you have problems remembering anyone else is in the shot. If you like Anna, go for it. If she isn't your cup of tea, don't bother. You won't find much in it as far as plot. But it's Anna.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Robert K on April 20, 2014
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
I was curious to see this movie after watching the documentary about its being made; "Addicted to Fame".
My expectations were not high but I thought it might be some silly b-movie fun, with some satire as a bonus.
Turns out it's just a painfully poor attempt at the above mentioned.
In this case the problem is the writing.

All the low-budget elements (including the acting) could have served as elements of satire, but without competent writing, it all just comes together poorly.
I you want to be purposely stupid, a degree of cleverness is required.
"Illegal Aliens" ends up having all the panache of a porno trying to be funny - without the sex or nudity.
As I said in the review title - no entertainment value.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By MadiMoon on June 16, 2007
Format: DVD
Ok, I am an Anna fan, and she is really funny! She always has been. This movie is very "b" but it is supposed to be a parody.First off parody of Charlies Angels. Secondly, the numerious 70's and 80's references should clue everyone in. I think Anna had fun making this movie. Once again Anna as Anna is Anna at Anna's best! Much better than I anticipated.I am Glad the world has a chance to see Anna having fun! Recommend it to fans of Anna and people who like hot girls and comedy.
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My title is the answer one of the "Illegal Aliens" gives when asked how they eat on her native planet. Unfortunately for the audience, it is probably the wittiest line in this abysmal film. I purposely chose the title because "excrete" and "excremental" come from the same root. Once you see the film, you will fully understand.

This was Anna Nicole Smith's last film, and it is sad that its posthumous release is part of her legacy. At the outset I should say that while I like comedy and I like campy B-movies, this film is not so bad it's good; it's so bad it's...well, really, really bad. Perhaps Anna Nicole fans will enjoy it, but others should not underestimate the painful punch this film packs.

The Illegal Aliens are earth's last line of defense against Rex, an extraterrestrial squid who psychically commandeers wrestling star Chyna (Joanie Laurer), a mobster's wife, and most offensive overactor in history. Chyna makes William Shatner look like Sir John Gielgud in comparison. Rex covets a "Mega-Gravitron" with which she wants to draw the moon into the earth, causing a collision. There are many spoofs of other films and television shows (please note especially the homage to James Doohan, "Star Trek's" Scotty in the "Jeffries Tube" scene) as well as occasionally amusing original ideas ("The old fork in the microwave trick. I should have known.")

Unfortunately, the film features enormous quantities of flatulence and bathroom jokes (in the commentary the director and crew are very pleased with Anna Nicole's extended bathroom break, the bleakest scene in this sulfurous wilderness). I was not fond of the "behind the scenes" bits in which the director and crew were revealed a couple of times. I likewise never needed to hear David Giancola say "Get those cheeks tight....
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I actually really like this movie as see a lot of people hate not it but it's like "Grindhouse", the film is a parody of the movies and of a certain type of the movies it's also referencing and making fun of mainly Charlie's Angels a lot of people seem to not get that in the reviews I see on here. The main characters are named Lucy drew and Cameron like the cast of Charlie's Angels Lucy Liu, drew Barrymore, and Cameron Diaz. The cast of Charlie's Angels and then you have the men in black theme of the movie because I hate the reviews for a learners by the movie is funny and really worth checking out I see a lot of coffees on here for about 5 and or less so if you're checking it out buy cheap copy. I really think if you're in the cool man or not you'll enjoy it it's funny. Because anybody that was born in the late eighty's on will get in please 1 of the references and will appreciate the humor that is in it. being disabled enough enough to make you happy enough to take your mind off of pain meaning physical, is it good laugh and that's what this will give you I'm not saying its intelligenceis overwhelming in the lot because it's not. I'm just saying it's a funny and dirty comedy for men and women, and the average nerd or two
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