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Illegal Aliens

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well it is cool to see anna in her last project and she does show some signs as a funny/serious actress unlike her other movies this movie is fun but does lack a real script it is a must for any anna fan though

I loved Anna Nicole Smith. I thought she was a wonderful woman. I never met her, but I wish the women I do know were more like her.

ANyway her last film Illegal Aliens will go down in history along with "The Fat Spy" one of the last films starring Jayne Mansfield. That right folks, it's that kind of movie. Watching this movie reminded me of the three "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" sequels. SOme of the gags were even the same, like the director himself having a part on the movie.

Now everyone loves adumb blonde in a movie, but Anna either sank to a new low or went to a new high by playing a blond RETARD. She was borderline annoying with her voice and the jokes that she was given could have made a 10 year old groan. But hey this movie is what it is. You either like these kind of movies or you do not. It's all here folks, the cheesy effects, the giant killer insects, and an evil mastermind trying to destroy the earth. In this case it is a big (huge) breasted alien who tries to pull the moon into the earth with a gravitron ray of some sort.

I like this movie for the simple fact that Anna is in it. I love Anna, what can I say. It is entertaining, maybe even good enough to be watched once a year. The chicks are hot though. Check out Anna's partner with the legs that go on forever! Anna was tall, but this chick makes her look short!

Anna left behind her TV show, Skyscraper, Playboy DVDs, Naked Gun 3, and To the Limit, and sadly her last feature Illegal Aliens. I wish her life and career did not end with this, but at least she did give us something new because she never got the chance to say goodbye.

I'm not a fan of the late Anna Nicole Smith, but I felt sorry for her and didn't hate her. She was definitely HOT when she first arrived on the scene in the 1990s, but the furor of media coverage during her fight for the hundreds of millions of dollars her late husband left her seemed to have gotten to her. I found episodes of her reality TV show to be pretty hilarious, if not a little exploitive and over-the-top. However, I didn't think she was much of a talent...until I happened upon Illegal Aliens, the comedy released after her untimely and unfortunate death. Sure, this isn't a superstar film, but it's hilarious--and I'm not even a fan of hers! The movie makes fun of so many things that it's hard not to laugh. Anna is surprisingly good in her part. I'm sure most people will diss this movie, but Illegal Aliens is a great laugh if you have nothing else to do.

At first I didn't know whether to laugh or cry and once I let myself go with the flow -parts are it are indeed funny, but over-all this was a bad acting decision no doubt made by Howard Stern for Anna. She is beautiful, cute, funny, yet vague and sad to see her here. Thou any true Anna Nicole Smith Fan has to see this DVD at least once!

This piece of garbage makes early John Waters films look like masterpieces.
Towards the end Anna Nicole's character leaves the scene to go relief herself
while the other two "Meryl Streeps" contine talking. What follows is an array
of loud flatulence sounds. Hilarious. This is the only two minutes worth
watching on this "film". OOPS! Meant to say filth.

I have to be fair. This was not ever presented as Oscar Worthy in any way shape or form. And it didn't lie. Knowing all we know now about her and her life, you really have to look at this in a different light. It's funny in places, dumb in places. Sort of like Anna herself was. It's worth what I paid for it; but then of course I bought it dirt cheap second hand.
The plot isn't memorable. Don't think it was supposed to be. The outtakes are funny. She had good timing. And she knew how to play to the camera. The truth is, when she was on the screen, you have problems remembering anyone else is in the shot. If you like Anna, go for it. If she isn't your cup of tea, don't bother. You won't find much in it as far as plot. But it's Anna.

Ok, I am an Anna fan, and she is really funny! She always has been. This movie is very "b" but it is supposed to be a parody.First off parody of Charlies Angels. Secondly, the numerious 70's and 80's references should clue everyone in. I think Anna had fun making this movie. Once again Anna as Anna is Anna at Anna's best! Much better than I anticipated.I am Glad the world has a chance to see Anna having fun! Recommend it to fans of Anna and people who like hot girls and comedy.

Silly, stupid, cheaply made movie. But only bought to have for a collectors item. Also bought the Anna Nichole TV Series Collection and it was more entertaining even tho I already saw every show when it was aired. At least it was funny and made me laugh.

I have to admit it - this film was hysterical... I did not know what to expect going into it, but when it was over I realized I had laughed more than most films I saw in the theatre (paying more money for the ticket than this DVD even costs!).

Anna Nicole Smith was such a talented actresses the best of her generation. To see her in this movie is giving me smiles she plays an alien!! I also like China doll, he's hilarious.