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Roswell Soil Sample

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I planted my tomato seeds in Roswell Soil Sample dirt last spring and all the plants not only sprouted quickly, but bore beautiful glowing blue fruits with luxurious blond hair. I couldn't be happier!

To be honest, I have no idea if this stuff came from Roswell or Paducah Kentucky. But my friend watches Paranormal TV almost every day, and he loved it as a gift. If you know someone who really wants to be a part of the extraterrestrial action, this is for them!

$12.95 for a small bag of dirt? These people have the greatest business model since the pet rock!

Gentlemen (or ladies), I salute you!

Theo.

It is correct that the crash took place outside of Roswell NM. This is a only a typo on our part. The description of the soil on the back of the card states it was gathered near Roswell. The typo's in text and on the front of the card will be corrected shortly.

(AtadOngq) The bones of my litter mates (flAMelix!) lie scattered within the contents of these sample bags. (FleeOzoRpcNm) If you purchase one of these flimsy containers (dDonARongo!!) you will be cursed for the remainder of this galactic cycle. (UtlofMEeka) Not to mention (GLoswerKKeekasda) the radiation levels are likely to (xxelZQANa-GanGa) make your sexual organs fall off and no, that is not a reference to "weed" you imbecilic humans. (HAFNRWTR*!!) Put down your Mastercards, your Visas, your Amercian Express cards. (VGLAMSRooPa) Attempt to overcome your out of control addictions to buying things online, you weak, puny sub-species. (QX#) Sub commander XelaXsha.

What's the difference between soil and dirt? Apparently, location, location, location! And this dirt has the most influential zip code since 90210!

The late, great Aaron Spelling could have made a real star vehicle out of this for his beloved Tory.

I'll take a dozen for myself, and show business here I come!