Customer Reviews

UFO-01 Detector

5 star:		(10)
4 star:		(5)
3 star:		(1)
2 star:		(3)
1 star:		(7)

 

 

Ok, how do I explain? I've been picked up off and on during the years. Each time I'm picked up, I get probed. And not just by a little gray. And not just once or twice. The whole darn ship of 'em line up to probe me. Repeatedly.

So, I bought this device, thinking that if it went off, I'd have time to escape to my lead-lined safe room, or at least grab a weapon. So what happened? Not what I expected. It didn't give me any warning at all. The range is extremely limited. Only later did I see the disclaimer: "For best results, hold directly under saucer."

Anyway, I woke up in the ship as I was being probed. And this stupid product was beeping. It kept beeping the whole time that I was being probed by every single crewman. Do you have any idea how annoying it can be to hear tinny beeping as you are being probed by a ship full of grays?

Worst of all, the company would not give me a refund.

I purchased this item and am blown away by its effectiveness. I started this device up and immediately detected not one, not two, but five seperate UFOs in my immediate area. I am currently working on a way to communicate with what I assume is an intelligent species visiting our planet, but so far, I have been unsuccessful. I am waiting to see if this company will be selling a UFO communications device in the near future. If it is anything like this detector, I will be extremely happy. Thank you for a great product !

After my first abduction I sought out to arm myself with something that would prevent this from happening to me again. Alas, the UFO Detector.

Since then my microwave, TV, radio, and cellphone have been causing the device to alarm several times, sending me in a state of panic where I'd hide under my bed for days. Next time it went off it was no false alarm. And I was, again, on board an alien vessle with probes hanging from every opening of my body.

I'd guess that for this "Detector" to work you'd need to be in an environment free from all electrical interferences. Above all, I DO NOT recommend this product.

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE - STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.

Greetings carbon-based earth creature, I am Glatpok Zorthruus the son of a retired Supreme Galactic General in the Xorplaxian Army and a former minister. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable carbon-based earth creature to handle a very confidential transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of Xorplaxian currency to a foreign account.

There were series of contracts executed by an Interstellar Consortium of Planets for the Ministry in which my father was minister on our homeworld. The original values of these contracts were deliberately over-invoiced to the tune of forty-one bazillion Xorplaxian Gluurts. The over-invoiced sum he purposed to acquire for himself after retirement. Unfortunately, things took another turn.I will explain more to you when you show your interest to assist me. Consequently, I am looking for someone who will help us (my father and I) to receive the money on our behalf. Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20% of the total transferred sum. While we shall take 75% and the balance 5% has been set aside to take care of any expenses you shall incure in the process of the transfer of this fund.

Yours faithfully,

Prince Glatpok Zorthruus
Commander of the Xorplaxian Fifth "Purple Zithanportap" Brigade

P.S. We will require initial investment to be made with one bazillion Xorplaxian Gluurts' worth of UFO-01 Detectors.

I am only giving this UFO detector 4 stars because there is a newer and better one now if you are serious about this. Check out the UFO-02 Detector. You see, the new one has this cool design on it that helps it target the smaller UFO's with great accuracy. This one was only marginally accurate, but far better that anything I've seen in the past. It mounts easily to your dash board via the optional dash kit that can be picked up from any UFO detection shop for around $19.99. Installation runs around $20 extra, but if you're a tinkerer like myself, you'll want to do it yourself to ensure the job gets done correctly.

Anyway, I was down in Key West a couple of summers ago right before a hurricane hit, and this thing started going bonkers. It leads me to believe that hurricanes are caused by UFO's, so they send in a hurricane, evacuate an area in anticipation, and while the hurricane is "going on" the aliens come in and set up shop in our attics, garages, and other lesser used spaces in our home. These are expected to be standard equipment in the Saturn cars starting with the 09 versions.

I only got my grade 10 and there's a lotta stuff that goes over my head, but it's plain to me that this thing ain't no UFO detector ... it's a transmitter that them aliens use to home in on their next probin victim. Readin through the other reviews you'll see what I mean. The other reviews show all kinds of folks what bought this thing and then got unwanted visitors at their back door. See the connection? It ain't no coincidents.

My theory is that the company sellin this thing "Images SI Inc" is run by hoorny aliens. This here UFO-01 is like a Martian's daterape drug. Even worse (or maybe better?): they make money on us humans buying the things from them and then they get a booty call as soon as the thing ships. Hey don't get me wrong, if I could figure out how to trick someone into callin me over to their place to snake their chute and get paid for it I'd do it in a heartbeat. I'd really prefer that the person would be of the opposite gender, but if I'm gonna do this thing I would be as perfessional and non-discrimationary as possible. Gotta give the 110% to make it in the Amazon's world you know. I'd want to make sure and get a 5 star ratin.

So in a way, them aliens running "Images SI Inc" are intergalactive prostotutes. You buy one of these things from the amazons.com and what you're really getting is a scene from that movie "Risky Business". Well maybe a mix between "Risky Business" and "Earth Girls are Easy". With a little "Deliverance" in there too I guess.

I agree with the other reviewers that the newer UFO-02 is better, though.

At first glance this seemed like a really good idea, so I bit, and shelled out the hundred bucks. It works alright... but it only detects one kind of UFO... You guessed it -- it only contacts inter-stellar vendors who try to sell you a more advanced unit for nearly a THOUSAND BUCKS!!! But you can't buy the good ones on Earth, and if you really want to contact interesting ETs, you'll probably go ahead and shell out the money for the good one.

But I was smart about one thing: Before buying the expensive unit I Googled and found coupon codes that saved me nearly 200 in shipping (inter-stellar shipping rates are out of this world!)
If you want to buy from one of those vendors, contact me and I'll put you in touch so you don't have to buy this unit first.

This product saved my marriage, I also ordered the firmware re-programming kit, and with a few effort and basic programming skills, I use it to detect when my mother in law takes a plane in a 5.000 miles ratio to come visit us, so I can leave the house quickly and run in a oposite direction.

I don't know why some people are hating on this device. I purchased the UFO-01 Detector some time ago and so far it has been 100% accurate. I have not seen any UFOs and it has not detected any UFOs. It doesn't get any better than that!

At first I thought this was a toy or scam, but the device has changed everything. I am now more aware of my surroundings. Last week I adverted an alien abduction. During my trip to new mexico, the alien detector setoff while I was relaxing in my hotel room. Needless to say, I packed my things and left. Had I stayed one more minute who knows what would have happened to me. If I had one complain is that it does not connect to my Iphone. I would be ideal if it did. I carry my Iphone everywhere at home. I don't necessarily want to carry the alien detector. If this could call my Iphone or send text messages, it would be great.