Customer Reviews

UFO-02 Detector

5 star:		(10)
4 star:		(8)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(5)
1 star:		(6)

 

 

I, as a resonable and trUstworthy hUman, do not gleep nerp this ungood prodUct. Bad it is for Us hUmans to purchase and opperate this online pUrchasable prodUct.

As the person from Earth that I am, I think that all of my other fellow hUmans on Earth should immediately disUse and florgnify this Utterly Zorglefran, I mean bad item for bUying. Ha Ha. I am laughing with hUmor with the funny word I made up with my typing that I am not doing by direct thought extraction, and instant data transmission to Amazon.com website. Ha Ha. That was highly hUmoroUs and glerp.

UFO detectors are so dUmb because all humans from Earth like the one I am, know that we I mean they do not even exist! Ha Ha

Besides even if the alien friends did exist, who minds occassional anal probe for benefit of aliens that don't exist glerp science! I, as a resonable and trustworthy human person from Earth sure wouldn't mind helping our fUtUre overlords!

Do not bUy this prodUct.

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I am so tired of the looks and stupid questions. "Gee Grandpa, did they anally probe you?" Sure, keep laughing. It's all fun and games until they show up at your house. Let me tell you something else, TIN FOIL DOES NOT WORK. I don't care what your reptilian friends told you. It does not affect the subtle cloaking radiation that makes him appear human.

Sorry, I got side tracked from the review.

This amazing device gives ample warning and is HIGHLY ACCURATE. I had a pretty good idea of when there was abnormal activity in my area. BUT NOW, DAMN. Every time that I notice distorted sensory emissions, bang, the detector is going off! WOOT WOOT WOOT!

Last Tuesday, it was raining and I admit that it is much more difficult for me to hone in on the parapsychotical wave lengths in precipitation. The detector starts going "WOOT WOOT WOOT!" I reach for my divining rod (don't laugh, Johnny Mnemonic says, "go low tech.") and my proton pack. Sure enough, one of those b*stards was right in my living room!

Every day, I am thankful to own this piece of technology. Get yours soon.

I wasn't really sure when I ordered this if it was going to actually help me identify overhead UFO's, but by gosh, it does the trick. You see, I'm a taxi driver and as I drive people around I sometimes get these odd feelings, and I wasn't sure if it was that my passengers were creeping me out, or if some other sinister force was at work. I installed this on my dashboard, and as we approached EPCOT (A Disney theme park) this thing started to go off like crazy! Yes, the "Spaceship Earth" as they call it at EPCOT is in fact a real UFO. As a nation, we have been led to believe that Disney is all about make-believe and fairy tales, but I tell you folks, WATCH OUT! I can't wait to take this with me when my family and I head down to area 51 this summer. Any other ideas of places I should check out?

Do not buy this so called "UFO detector". It's not a detector at all, it's a transmitter. A wireless transmitter with a direct link to the government. Don't you think they'd love to keep tabs on all the true believers our there? They want to know who you are, and what you're doing at all times. They know you're on to them. Aliens exist, but they're not like you see in the movies. Silicon based life-forms. It's been a cover up for years. Now, in a near transparent ploy, the government is tracking down everyone who knows about the 'others' through the one product that all of them would buy. A genuine UFO detector. It's so obvious that it hurts my brain just thinking about it. You buy this product; the next day guys in suits show up at your front door (you can't run, there's a guy at the back door too).

If I can only figure out a way to reverse engineer this thing to figure out where exactly the signal is being sent.

This product is a life saver, and it has changed my life forever. It may surprise you to hear that I used to be a paranoid person. I would sit up in my tinfoil hat all night long with one eye open, just in case those alien parasites decided to come for me. It became a kind of obsession. I couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, and I didn't trust anyone, because what if they were really the aliens that had descended and taken my real daughter, Alex, hostage. Even she just couldn't be trusted.

This detector changed all of that. I can now feel safe in my own home, and I have even taken to leaving the tinfoil hat in my fanny pack until this glorious device goes off. I am no longer confined to my room, because this device is so convenient and portable. I have started to pay more attention to my surroundings here on earth, and boy do you miss a lot when your eyes are always aimed at the sky! For instance today I realized that not only was Alex not an alien, but she was actually a he! It's been years since I've stopped looking to the sky for UFOs and they look so similar when they're small and slimy (who could blame me for thinking she... HE was an alien?)

It has also made my alien watching 999999999999999999999999 times more efficient. I have learned that some of the things that I thought could be trusted are actually alien devices, while most of the things I didn't trust were just fine (sorry Alex!). The first day I pulled this baby out of the box I made some Easy Mac in the microwave and this thing went ballistic! Who would have thought that the aliens can even get into our macaroni? Just think what would have happened if I had eaten Alien Mac and Cheese?????? It would have been District 9 part 2! THEY WILL NEVER GET ME NOW, BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER TO SEE THEM COMING; NO NOODLE CAN FOOL ME!!!!!

In conclusion I would recommend this product to anyone. Those believers will have their lives made easier, especially if you make your own harness, like I did, so you can keep this beauty on your person at all times. You'll find that the blinking red lights strapped to your head compliment any ensemble for any occasion. If you're still a skeptic, then you will be amazed at how many innocent things are actually infested with tiny alien technologies, (BEWARE THE EASY MAC!!!!) so you can begin to take precautions before they get you too. Either way you can't go wrong.

Buying this was the best decision of my life.

I was particularly alarmed to see that when I clicked on this item, four of the five recommended purchases were for, well, let's just say, internal, lower-body-cavity personal hygiene needs. I guess it's mighty hard to get things cleaned out after dealing with those aliens and their famous probes. Ick.

I've been considering marketing my own unique "let's-find-those-aliens" device, a metal colander with three rows of 27 plastic eyes glued around its perimeter. I've also found that welding a brass spigot on the very highest point of the colander helps amplifiy the signals. Bear in mind, this only works if the spigot is put in the "on" position.

For those in the know, this UFO detector really isn't needful. I mean, think about it. If you were an alien, if you had the advanced technology capable of traveling at the speed of light and you chose to visit earth for the purpose of watching little humans scurry about, wouldn't you also have the ability to HIDE from those little humans?

I'm not worried about the little alien with the green-glow and the oval-shaped eyes. I'm worried about the oak tree in the side yard that stares at me when I walk by. If you were an alien, what kind of tree woud *you* be?

This device is only good for detecting the greys, which are not the ones to be looking out for. This would be a lot more useful if it also detected Reptoids.

I don't think this product works at all. I've been using it for several weeks now and it's gone off a couple times in a big way, but they've all been false alarms.

About the second night after I first received this detector I remember it going off like crazy, right before I fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, though I couldn't remember falling asleep, and my anus was really sore and I had sunburns on only one side of my body, there was no sign of any aliens.

I took this out to my uncle's farm in the country one evening, since I wanted to see how it worked away from all the electronic interference of the big city. It was again another huge false alarm. It again went off at night, and we again found no signs of aliens in the morning. My uncle and I noticed that some of his cattle and fallen over and accidentally disemboweled themselves, which my uncle was upset about. And some kids from his neighborhood flattened out some of his crops in an elaborate design, but we could see no signs of aliens.

Every time this thing goes off and I go outside to check out the sky, all I see are things like a weather balloons or unexplained atmospheric phenomena, but no aliens.

I would seriously recommend against purchasing this product.

The UFO-02 Detector has proven itself to be a faithful friend when it comes to alerting me to the imminent arrival of those gray aliens and their twisted medical devices. Yessireebob, thanks to the Detector, my family and I can secure our titanium chastity belts with time to spare.

The only reason I didn't give the Detector five stars is its inability to detect the Thetans. They're an even bigger pain in the backside than the grays!

Do not buy, this definitely does not work.

I decided to take a walk in the woods one night, 1 year ago...I thought, `well thank goodness I have my UFO detector, now I can go hiking in the middle of the night without fearing being abducted by aliens!'

I was wrong. As I marched on through my hike, my instincts told me I was not alone. I quickly glanced at my UFO detector, and it gave no sign of aliens nearby. I decided to ignore my instincts (big mistake) and trust my UFO detector since no L.E.D. lights warned me of the impending danger. Suddenly, a white light appeared in the sky and I was blinded by the intensity of the light. I felt myself floating and then transported inside the ship. As to what happened next, I have no idea. All my memories are gone. I was returned a year later, to the date, on April 20, 2009. Hikers found me in the middle of the forest, clutching my UFO-detector and without an idea of what had happened.

I am currently suing the makers of this product as I entrusted my life to it and yet, I was taken. I am also suing in behalf of my offspring who I have name Niu-ku-ki-lix. I am sure I must have had an offspring since so many women become impregnated by aliens. I bet he is back in the spaceship so I must plan a rescue mission with the future proceeds of the lawsuits but NASA won't return my calls.