Images You Should Not Masturbate To and over one million other books are available for Amazon Kindle. Learn more
Buy New
$8.96
Qty:1
  • List Price: $9.95
  • Save: $0.99 (10%)
FREE Shipping on orders over $35.
Only 12 left in stock (more on the way).
Ships from and sold by Amazon.com.
Gift-wrap available.
Have one to sell? Sell on Amazon
Flip to back Flip to front
Listen Playing... Paused   You're listening to a sample of the Audible audio edition.
Learn more
See all 3 images

Images You Should Not Masturbate To Paperback – February 1, 2011


See all 3 formats and editions Hide other formats and editions
Amazon Price New from Used from
Kindle
"Please retry"
Paperback
"Please retry"
$8.96
$4.49 $4.08


Frequently Bought Together

Images You Should Not Masturbate To + How to Live with a Huge Penis + A Practical Guide to Racism
Price for all three: $29.78

Buy the selected items together

NO_CONTENT_IN_FEATURE

Best Books of the Month
Best Books of the Month
Want to know our Editors' picks for the best books of the month? Browse Best Books of the Month, featuring our favorite new books in more than a dozen categories.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 80 pages
  • Publisher: Perigee Trade (February 1, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0399536493
  • ISBN-13: 978-0399536496
  • Product Dimensions: 5.6 x 0.2 x 7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (96 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #7,822 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Editorial Reviews

About the Author

Graham Johnson is a creative director at M&C Saatchi Sydney.
Rob Hibbert is an internationally-awarded advertising copywriter from Melbourne, Australia. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Customer Reviews

That and it's a great gag gift.
W. Piper
I was very disappointed when I got this book, it's literally just ONE page of text (the front) and the rest is images that are just plain boring.
Andy
Highly recommend it as a gag gift or a conversation starter for any coffee table.
Christina S.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

158 of 162 people found the following review helpful By Kate Bryant on February 4, 2011
Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
I got this as a housewarming gift for one of my friends. I find delight in random coffee table books and this one doesn't disappoint. The theme of "images you should not masturbate to" is pretty wide, so it's a good book to flip open to a random image for a chuckle.

I do feel that the title is a challenge. This book is daring you to go for a little self-lovin' to a picture that should technically make you slightly uncomfortable for doing so because it has clearly been labeled a no-no by this book.

I suppose this could be a downside. I mean, what if you buy this book for someone who is totally into crab claws pinching fingers? Then you've just given someone a gift that's going to make them feel kinda lame about their weird sexual preferences.
1 Comment Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback. If this review is inappropriate, please let us know.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
311 of 352 people found the following review helpful By Mtoons on March 14, 2011
Format: Paperback
I own an extensive collection of pornographical books and videos and I am proud to say it is the only genre I read. Despite what the title says about the book being loaded with images that you shouldn't masturbate to, I bought it anyways to see how the rest of the world lives through reading a single page without the aide of some good old self love. Much to my surprise, I found that this book is actually one of the kinkiest collections of pornography I have ever laid eyes on. Just look at that man on the cover for example. One of my (many) fetishes happens to be naked old men chopping through ice with axes. Imagine my surprise when I saw that the cover of this very book caters to this specific taste. Thank you so much to authors Johnson and Hibbert for this amazing book.
3 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback. If this review is inappropriate, please let us know.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
61 of 66 people found the following review helpful By Matt L on December 11, 2012
Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
Mind over matter on this one guys, if you're really determined, you can accomplish anything. if you can see it, you can achieve it. Funny book, not for reading in jail.
Comment Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback. If this review is inappropriate, please let us know.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
63 of 70 people found the following review helpful By Angela Cardoso on May 17, 2013
Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
The title of this book was very deceptive. I found each image to be uniquely arousing.

I don't know what they are talking about because I masturbated easily to every page of this book.
Comment Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback. If this review is inappropriate, please let us know.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
65 of 78 people found the following review helpful By James Quacinella on July 18, 2013
Format: Paperback
What a let-down! I was able to easily masturbate to all these images. And I did, just to prove a point to the author about what a poor job he did. Maybe my onanistic requirements are super-low, but I would not recommend this book to anyone!

EDIT: I now, much to me surprise, realize the title is "Images You *Should* Not Masturbate To", not "Images you *Could* Not Masturbate To". I now realize my error, but will keep the review at one star for the all the chaffing involved.
1 Comment Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback. If this review is inappropriate, please let us know.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
87 of 106 people found the following review helpful By Terry on May 18, 2012
Format: Paperback
I love a challenge but this book is the ultimate. You start masturbating to the old man with the axe chopping ice - easy. However by half way through most of the pages are stuck together and it gets harder and harder.... Highly reerected.
1 Comment Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback. If this review is inappropriate, please let us know.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
13 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on February 1, 2013
Format: Kindle Edition Verified Purchase
At least 20 words cannot describe the surprise that confronts viewer when the images chosen by the authors stirs the creative juices within. Gosh.
Comment Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback. If this review is inappropriate, please let us know.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
16 of 19 people found the following review helpful By Kreature on December 18, 2013
Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
I gave it to my little bro as a gift. He said it didn't work and returned it. I can't verify though, because all the pages are stuck together...? (Gasp!)
Comment Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback. If this review is inappropriate, please let us know.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again

What Other Items Do Customers Buy After Viewing This Item?