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Product Details

  • Paperback: 80 pages
  • Publisher: Perigee Trade (February 1, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0399536493
  • ISBN-13: 978-0399536496
  • Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 5.6 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (62 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #15,407 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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About the Author

Graham Johnson is a creative director at M&C Saatchi Sydney.
Rob Hibbert is an internationally-awarded advertising copywriter from Melbourne, Australia. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Customer Reviews

I got this as a housewarming gift for one of my friends.
Kate Bryant
I was very disappointed when I got this book, it's literally just ONE page of text (the front) and the rest is images that are just plain boring.
Andy
After enjoying this book for 8 hours straight I found myself sitting in a pool of blood and severely dehydrated.
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140 of 144 people found the following review helpful By Kate Bryant on February 4, 2011
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I got this as a housewarming gift for one of my friends. I find delight in random coffee table books and this one doesn't disappoint. The theme of "images you should not masturbate to" is pretty wide, so it's a good book to flip open to a random image for a chuckle.

I do feel that the title is a challenge. This book is daring you to go for a little self-lovin' to a picture that should technically make you slightly uncomfortable for doing so because it has clearly been labeled a no-no by this book.

I suppose this could be a downside. I mean, what if you buy this book for someone who is totally into crab claws pinching fingers? Then you've just given someone a gift that's going to make them feel kinda lame about their weird sexual preferences.
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265 of 295 people found the following review helpful By Mtoons on March 14, 2011
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I own an extensive collection of pornographical books and videos and I am proud to say it is the only genre I read. Despite what the title says about the book being loaded with images that you shouldn't masturbate to, I bought it anyways to see how the rest of the world lives through reading a single page without the aide of some good old self love. Much to my surprise, I found that this book is actually one of the kinkiest collections of pornography I have ever laid eyes on. Just look at that man on the cover for example. One of my (many) fetishes happens to be naked old men chopping through ice with axes. Imagine my surprise when I saw that the cover of this very book caters to this specific taste. Thank you so much to authors Johnson and Hibbert for this amazing book.
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35 of 39 people found the following review helpful By Matt L on December 11, 2012
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Mind over matter on this one guys, if you're really determined, you can accomplish anything. if you can see it, you can achieve it. Funny book, not for reading in jail.
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75 of 91 people found the following review helpful By Tim Burr on May 18, 2012
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I love a challenge but this book is the ultimate. You start masturbating to the old man with the axe chopping ice - easy. However by half way through most of the pages are stuck together and it gets harder and harder.... Highly reerected.
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32 of 38 people found the following review helpful By Angela Cardoso on May 17, 2013
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The title of this book was very deceptive. I found each image to be uniquely arousing.

I don't know what they are talking about because I masturbated easily to every page of this book.
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on February 1, 2013
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At least 20 words cannot describe the surprise that confronts viewer when the images chosen by the authors stirs the creative juices within. Gosh.
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47 of 63 people found the following review helpful By Alon A. Aloni on March 16, 2012
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For the past 34 years of my life, I always wondered why I never could masturbate properly. I would sit, do my best, but nothing would happen. I tried everything, doing it in public, doing it in my car, doing it when I was by my self, nothing seemed to work. I would see a hot girl during my day, and when I got home at night, I would think of a fat girl. I couldn't understand what was happening.

Since I am a frequent user of internet dating sites, I was on a really bad date and thought I would see if I could help the situation by mentioning my problem. And although we started arguing from the moment we met, I sent her a picture of me in my teens, and she sent me a fake picture, her insight was spot on. "Maybe you are thinking of the wrong things?" she said as she stormed out, forgetting to pay the bill and making me dine and dash.

So since Amazon sells stuff, I thought "Hum let me see if they have a book on what to think about when I masturbate" and when I typed that into the search bar this book popped up and it appeared that my life was saved...

After the book came, I could understand why for so long I was having issues. It was because of what I was thinking about when attempting to do the deed.

Now I am knocking them out with the best of them! Sometimes I masturbate for the heck of it, just because I can. And although the police seem to mind, I don't and everyday, 19 times a day on average I am jerking off! Thank you "Images you should not masturbate to" because of you I have learned the art of proper masturbating techniques that will last a life time!
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Kreature on December 18, 2013
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I gave it to my little bro as a gift. He said it didn't work and returned it. I can't verify though, because all the pages are stuck together...? (Gasp!)
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