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Graham Johnson is a creative director at M&C Saatchi Sydney.
Rob Hibbert is an internationally-awarded advertising copywriter from Melbourne, Australia. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 80 pages
  • Publisher: Perigee Books (February 1, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0399536493
  • ISBN-13: 978-0399536496
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.3 x 7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (187 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #20,177 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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248 of 259 people found the following review helpful By Kate Bryant on February 4, 2011
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I got this as a housewarming gift for one of my friends. I find delight in random coffee table books and this one doesn't disappoint. The theme of "images you should not masturbate to" is pretty wide, so it's a good book to flip open to a random image for a chuckle.

I do feel that the title is a challenge. This book is daring you to go for a little self-lovin' to a picture that should technically make you slightly uncomfortable for doing so because it has clearly been labeled a no-no by this book.

I suppose this could be a downside. I mean, what if you buy this book for someone who is totally into crab claws pinching fingers? Then you've just given someone a gift that's going to make them feel kinda lame about their weird sexual preferences.
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428 of 462 people found the following review helpful By Captain Obvious on December 16, 2014
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Directions unclear, got paper cuts on my dick. Would not recommend.
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172 of 183 people found the following review helpful By Matt L on December 11, 2012
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Mind over matter on this one guys, if you're really determined, you can accomplish anything. if you can see it, you can achieve it. Funny book, not for reading in jail.
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191 of 207 people found the following review helpful By Angela Cardoso on May 17, 2013
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The title of this book was very deceptive. I found each image to be uniquely arousing.

I don't know what they are talking about because I masturbated easily to every page of this book.
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423 of 503 people found the following review helpful By Mtoons on March 14, 2011
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I own an extensive collection of pornographical books and videos and I am proud to say it is the only genre I read. Despite what the title says about the book being loaded with images that you shouldn't masturbate to, I bought it anyways to see how the rest of the world lives through reading a single page without the aide of some good old self love. Much to my surprise, I found that this book is actually one of the kinkiest collections of pornography I have ever laid eyes on. Just look at that man on the cover for example. One of my (many) fetishes happens to be naked old men chopping through ice with axes. Imagine my surprise when I saw that the cover of this very book caters to this specific taste. Thank you so much to authors Johnson and Hibbert for this amazing book.
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31 of 33 people found the following review helpful By iain stewart on February 1, 2013
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At least 20 words cannot describe the surprise that confronts viewer when the images chosen by the authors stirs the creative juices within. Gosh.
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180 of 216 people found the following review helpful By James Quacinella on July 18, 2013
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What a let-down! I was able to easily masturbate to all these images. And I did, just to prove a point to the author about what a poor job he did. Maybe my onanistic requirements are super-low, but I would not recommend this book to anyone!

EDIT: I now, much to me surprise, realize the title is "Images You *Should* Not Masturbate To", not "Images you *Could* Not Masturbate To". I now realize my error, but will keep the review at one star for the all the chaffing involved.
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125 of 149 people found the following review helpful By Terry on May 18, 2012
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I love a challenge but this book is the ultimate. You start masturbating to the old man with the axe chopping ice - easy. However by half way through most of the pages are stuck together and it gets harder and harder.... Highly reerected.
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