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Imaginary Jesus [Paperback]

Matt Mikalatos (Author), George Barna (Contributor)
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Book Description

March 18, 2010
Imaginary Jesus is an hilarious, fast-paced, not-quite-fictional story that’s unlike anything you’ve ever read before. When Matt Mikalatos realizes that his longtime buddy in the robe and sandals isn’t the real Jesus at all, but an imaginary one, he embarks on a mission to find the real thing. On his wild ride through time, space, and Portland, Oregon, he encounters hundreds of other Imaginary Jesuses determined to stand in his way (like Legalistic Jesus, Perpetually Angry Jesus, and Magic 8 Ball Jesus). But Matt won’t stop until he finds the real Jesus—and finally gets an answer to the question that’s haunted him for years. Be warned: Imaginary Jesus may bring you face-to-face with an imposter in your own life.

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The Apostle Peter punches Jesus in the face, then chases him out of a coffee shop. And that's just chapter 0. In this quirky tale the publisher describes as not-quite-true, former missionary and comic book store clerk Mikalatos disguises his critique of Christian life in an action-based quest to find the real Jesus. It's A Christmas Carol meets Oz, but instead of ghosts and tin men, it's a talking donkey, a motorcycle rider, and Mikalatos himself. The cast of characters drags the reader through the streets of Seattle and ancient Judea to introduce a host of fake Jesuses: Magic 8 Ball Jesus, Harley Jesus, even Liberal Social Services Jesus. They're constructs of the human mind. People invent a Jesus for one specific reason and then discard him when they don't need him anymore, says one of the Jesuses (the one with an expensive suit). Peter teaches Mikalatos that he must quiet falsehoods and mold a deeper relationship with the living, historical Jesus. Mixing questions of suffering and free will with a nexus of weirdness, Mikalatos throws Christian fiction into the world of Comic-Con and Star Wars. His silly quest is startling, contemporary, meaningful, and occasionally exhausting when the reader is puzzled. It begs for a comic book counterpart. (Apr.)
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Take the theological forcefulness of Bonhoeffer, combine it with the imaginative whimsy of C. S. Lewis and the wit of Charles Spurgeon, and you get Matt Mikalatos. Imaginary Jesus marks the debut of one of today’s most prominent young Christian writers. (Gary Thomas, Author of Sacred Marriage and Pure Pleasure )

Product Details

  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: BarnaBooks (March 18, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1414335636
  • ISBN-13: 978-1414335636
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.6 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (176 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #72,360 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

My name is Matt Mikalatos and I am a writer (as is evidenced by the fact that at this very moment you are reading my biography on Amazon). I had a spectacular time writing my books and if you read it you will probably laugh so hard you will break all the furniture in your house. I suggest clearing all the furniture out of one room and making it your "reading Matt's book" room. In this way you will save a lot of money on furniture and still be able to enjoy the pure, distilled hilarity of my book.

If you want to come hang out with me online, check out my blog at mikalatos.com. I'm on twitter, too. I guess my claim to fame is that I'm the only Mikalatos on twitter so far.

I live in the Portland, Oregon area with my wife and three children.

 

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60 of 62 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Do You Know Imaginary Jesus?, June 30, 2010
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This review is from: Imaginary Jesus (Paperback)
Imagine having lunch with Jesus at your favorite downtown restaurant. You are discussing Bible passages and the fact that the waiter forgot to bring the side dish to your meal. Jesus tells you he thought that might happen, which annoys you, but you can't really say anything to him about it since you often feel he is unhappy with you. The scene is interrupted by a new guest to the restaurant, one that you've never seen before. Jesus rolls his eyes at the entrance of the newcomer and hurries outside to go plug the parking meter. The new guy comes over and introduces himself as Pete. After getting a glass of water he begins to quiz you about Jesus. You are surprised that he can see him too. Then when Jesus returned to the table you are horrified when Pete and Jesus start bickering. Pete literally punches Jesus in the face who in turn makes a mad dash for the door, picking up his robes and heading for the hills. You knock Pete over with a chair, demanding an explanation for his behavior.

"That was an imaginary Jesus, my friend... and now that we are on to him he is going to run."

You cross your arms and frown. "I've known Jesus for a long time, what makes you think that you know him better than I do?"

"Because," Pete says, heading for the door, "I'm the Apostle Peter."

So opens Matt Mikalatos fascinatingly funny and creative story of purging his life of this Imaginary Jesus and the many other fake Jesus characters he finds in his life. Some aren't that easy to get rid of and others look deceptively like the real thing. In his chapters you will meet Political Jesus, Peacenik Jesus, Testosterone Jesus, 8-ball Jesus, and many others.

With a few important friends along the way, including Peter, a prostitute, two Mormon missionaries (named Laurel and Hardy), George Barna, and a talking donkey, Matt takes trips in both location and history that open up both his mind and heart to see who Jesus really is. And though it is nearly impossible to put this book down simply for the entertainment value you can't help but recognize some of the false saviors that you've been worshipping yourself.

Though this clever parable has a fun literary device it is not difficult to recognize the painful moments in Matt's life that prompted him to look for Easy-Answer-Saviors. Thankfully for him, and for his readers, he didn't stay stuck there and is on a journey of following the real deal.

Do yourself a favor and pick up this book and a highlighter or two. It is one of the funniest and thoughtful stories that you will read this year.
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90 of 109 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Religious, yes - but also funny, artistic, and thoughtful., February 6, 2011
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This review is from: Imaginary Jesus (Kindle Edition)
Having read the editorial review but not the customer reviews, when I started reading this ebook I did not realize it was an evangelical Christian book. I thought it was a parody of Christianity. I am an ex-Christian and don't usually read religious fiction, but I decided to keep reading this anyway because it was so incredibly funny. Therefore I am writing this review primarily for atheists, agnostics, freethinkers, and the unchurched.

The first thing you will notice about this book is that it is REALLY REALLY FUNNY. Throughout the first half of the book I could not stop laughing. But there is also a touching story with real human emotion and much theological consideration and internal debate. The basic premise is that the protagonist Matt (a fictionalized version of the author) meets the apostle Peter who tells him that the Jesus he has been hanging out with in coffee shops is not the real Jesus. Imaginary Jesus starts running, and Matt chases him to confront him in order to find the real Jesus. With the help of the apostle Peter, a talking donkey, an ex-prostitute, a couple of Mormon missionaries, and the leader of an atheist Bible study, Matt travels through time and all around the Pacific Northwest chasing all of his imaginary Jesuses. [SPOILER ALERT] Matt must confront a very painful part of his past in order to ditch these fake Messiahs. Gradually Matt gets rid of the fakers (which are all products of his imagination) and finally has a vision of the real Jesus in the center of a labyrinth where Matt learns to deal with his pain. [/SPOILER]

As an ex-Christian and current spiritually-minded atheist, I can really relate to Matt at a lot of levels. This is an honest tale of one man's internal spiritual struggle trying to find the truth, and I can respect that. Also, in spite of a very obvious pro-Evangelical world view, I see this book as a work of art. Can you enjoy religious works of art like J.S. Bach's "St. Matthew Passion" and the film "Ben-Hur"? Then you will probably appreciate this book.

However If I had written this book about my own spiritual journey there would have been one major difference: After getting rid of all the imaginary Jesuses there would have been no real Jesus at the center of the labyrinth. There would have only been myself, the need to take personal responsibility for my actions, and the awareness that the universe is cruel and purposeless.
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43 of 51 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Every Christian Should Read This book!, October 19, 2010
This review is from: Imaginary Jesus (Paperback)
OK, let me start by saying that this is an absolutely brilliant book that you needed to read yesterday! As a longtime follower of Christ and pastor, I have seen up close and personal the fallout from people following their own versions of "imaginary Jesus." This book is witty, sophisticated, and laugh out loud funny. Being a pastor, I don't have a lot of time for fiction reading, but I have had a hard time putting this one down.

As for any negative reviews on this book, the only reason I can figure for those is that 1) they haven't actually read it-kind of like when people say the Bible is myth, but haven't read past Genesis 3, or 2)they have just had their imaginary Jesus exposed (probably the KJV one)and are suffering from shock.

Read it. Recommend it. And don't forget to follow the REAL Jesus, not the one that fits in your back pocket.

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