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The Immaculate Complexion [Mass Market Paperback]

Edie Bloom (Author)
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May 2007
In a world of Park Avenue princesses and Botox babes, Marnie Mann stands out like last year's lip color. If one more person at her new job for Lavigne Cosmetics suggests a laser treatment for her age spots (hello--they're freckles!) or an injection for her furrowed brow (does no one in this office think?), she's going to scream.

But even her organic-loving self can't resist the seductive pull of working in the big-name beauty biz. That pull drags her into a high-concept product launch gone spectacularly awry, tainted samples, and a murder by makeup in which every manicured finger points straight to her. It's going to take a lot more than wrinkle cream to smooth out this mess.

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Marnie Mann works at the fictional Hattie LeVigne cosmetics, where she is surrounded by catty co-workers who disparage her skin-care routine and dispense arsenic cream to dissolve her freckles. Her job is to help market cosmetics, even if that means tacky advertisements that prey on women's insecurities ("With crepey skin like this, she's no longer the life of the party") or over-the-top promotion strategies. (A cross-country bus tour to promote acne cream is called the Blemish Brigade. All in all, just another day in the skin trade, and another entry in the subgenre of chick lit called lipstick lit.

"The Immaculate Complexion" (Dorchester Publishing, 2007), a roman à clef, is written under the pseudonym Edie Bloom by two former beauty publicists, and it takes its central premise of exposing the blemishes of a glamour industry directly from "The Devil Wears Prada."

With its designer name-dropping and jokes about a cellulite cream that may cause infertility, the book could be a bread-and-butter beach read for those not too tired of tales about plucky working girls who overcome the odds in a hollow, judgmental industry to win the day. But it won't alter the course of beauty marketing. "Unsightly" cellulite is here to stay. -- The New York Times, April 12, 2007 - "The Cosmetics Trade, Warts and All" by Natasha Singer

The Immaculate Complexion is a hilarious look at society's obsession with appearances and the lengths some of us will go to in order to maintain them. Written with a tongue firmly planted in cheek, this book is a Cinderella story of sorts. When Marnie Mann accepts a temp position with a cosmetics firm, she is 'everywoman.' An organic product enthusiast, she wears comfortable shoes, barely wears make-up and believes food is actually for consumption rather than simply to drool over. But surrounded by 'the beautiful people' she slowly, albeit willingly, begins to feel the tug of perfection, the allure of flawless skin, stylish hair and reed-thin bodies.

Will Marnie be won over, become one of the immaculately groomed? Or will she find her own way amidst the crowd of Jimmy Choo, Prada-wearing enthusiasts? That's a choice she must make, and quickly, once she's framed for a murder she didn't commit.

I enjoyed this book, despite some rather stomach-curdling references to the ingredients in cosmetics. The thought of whale vomit as beauty enhancer was a bit more than I needed to contemplate, but aside from things of that nature I found this book to be highly entertaining. --Kay James -- RomanceReaderatHeart.com, April 2007

These types of stories often die a slow death as the author attempts to be funny with over-the-top plots and unrealistic dialogue. But the writers manage to pull off the wit with perfect timing, and the dialogue is often brilliant. Also, satire can easily become preachy, but Meyers and Strober's humor creates a story that doesn't moralize. It simply and beautifully explores the kinds of challenges that most women face in the modern world.

In a genre that is becoming saturated with similar themes, The Immaculate Complexion provides unique and refreshing insight. This writing team will certainly make their mark in the world of chick lit with this excellent debut novel. -- MyRomanceStory.com, April 2007

About the Author

Michelle Meyers and Robin Strober are a writing team working under the pen name of Edie Bloom. Michelle Meyers is a writer living in Los Angeles, CA. Robin Strober's work has appeared in Salon.com, the L.A. Weekly and The New York Times. She also lives in Los Angeles, CA. Michelle and Robin both worked in public relations in the beauty industry.

Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback: 326 pages
  • Publisher: Leisure Books (May 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0843958561
  • ISBN-13: 978-0843958560
  • Product Dimensions: 6.7 x 4.1 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,551,581 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4.0 out of 5 stars amusing satire, April 29, 2007
This review is from: The Immaculate Complexion (Mass Market Paperback)
LeVigne Cosmetics employee Marnie Mann is sick of the advice that her peers and customers provide her. She does not want laser treatment to remove her freckles that she swears she always had; her compatriots insist they are ugly age spots that need removal nor for that matter any Botox injections anywhere else. She uses just a touch of make-up to the chagrin of her constant critics. However, the worst to her working compatriots is her shoes that are practical and comfortable instead of glamorous and painful. Outside of repair job suggestions, Marnie likes working the high end beauty treatment.

She especially looks forward to the launch of a product. That turns ugly when someone tampered with the samples that Marnie has distributed. When a user dies from the tainted make-up, the police look towards Marnie, who was the only known person with access to the products. Marnie realizes she must clean up this mess in which the pedigree pedicure princesses accuse her.

THE IMMACULATE COMPLEXION is an amusing satire that ridicules the American obsession with youthful looks at all cost. Marnie being such an outsider enables Edie Bloom to cleverly compare the in-crowd to her as the war over eating sets the table for this wonderful parody; Marnie wants to participate when she dines while her LaVigne associates consider food as part of a still life painting. The homicide adds suspense to the mix and a caution of buy only sealed as the plot shows how easy it is to tamper with cosmetic products, but also takes away from the prime lampooning of a fish out of water learning the puke makes up the products we put on ourselves to look forever young.

Harriet Klausner
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4.0 out of 5 stars Murder and cosmetics do mix well in this book, June 11, 2007
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Marnie Mann had a film career, until she dropped a camera lens. She decides to take a job at LeVigne Cosmetics, as a temp. Unfortunately, the minute she steps off the elevator, she realizes the famous cosmetic company is a completely different world.

On her very first day, LeVigne's receptionist, Kyra, informs her that her freckles are really liver spots and recommends a cream to take care of those "pesky blemishes." In fact, Marnie finds that LeVigne is packed with employees who are obsessed with their physical appearance. At five-seven and 140 pounds, fitting in with her co-workers is going to be a big problem.

Marnie is secretly proud that she is working at the world's largest cosmetic company. Her best friend, Holly, an environmentalist, is upset that Marnie is working for a business that utilizes animal testing and non-biodegradable packaging. Holly encourages her to quit at LeVigne and start a new career working with her creating all-natural products for a new boutique--but Marnie is becoming addicted to working at LeVigne. Who wouldn't love free food, access to every fashion magazine and unlimited amounts of free makeup and skin care products?

Inter-office politics and a shocking mystery serve to diffuse Marnie's passion for her new career. She is torn between the desire to climb LeVigne's corporate ladder, or to quit and find a career she truly loves.

The Immaculate Complexion is an entertaining and fun book. If you like the cosmetics industry and enjoy a fun mystery, this is one book you need to read!

Author Edie Bloom, in actuality, is the writing team of Michelle Meyers and Robin Strober. As former PR employees of Estee Lauder, they have interjected their own experiences into the storyline.

Armchair Interviews says: If you want an inside look at the cosmetic world, this novel does offer the reader an insightful journey.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! Could not put this book down!!!, June 20, 2007
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I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed reading, The Immaculate Complexion, by Edie Bloom. Normally, it takes me weeks, even months to get through a book. My mind wanders, I fall asleep, I count the pages to see how long it is till the next chapter begins. However, I read the Immaculate Complexion in FIVE days! It is hysterical, very witty, quite clever!!!...I found myself cracking up out loud. The book is also very relatable....you feel like you personally know Marnie Mann and her quirky associates.

This is a MUST read!
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Edie Bloom, New York, Marnie Mann, Jacquie Wires, Diet Coke, Von Heedle, Diana Duvall, Cent Plain, Park Avenue, Brenda Dargon, Olaf Olafson, Cross Temps, Zulu Marie, Was Paul, Kitchen Witchery, Human Resources, Blemish Brigade, Schotzie Ronson, Fifth Avenue, Sheila Buckle, Evan Milstein, Connie Boyd, The Hookers, Little Zero, Sigerson Morrison
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