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Instructions [Hardcover]

Neil Gaiman , Charles Vess
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)

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Book Description

April 27, 2010 4 - 8 years

Trust Dreams.
Trust your heart,
and trust your story.

A renowned storyteller whose words have transported readers to magical realms and an acclaimed illustrator of lushly imagined fairy-tale landscapes guide a traveler safely through lands unknown and yet strangely familiar . . .

. . . and home again.


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Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

"Touch the wooden gate in the wall you never saw before," invites Gaiman's poem, first published in A Wolf at the Door (2000), reborn as a lavishly illustrated small-format picture book. A bipedal, bushy-tailed cat, wearing attire befitting Robin Hood, enters a fairy tale landscape filled with subtle and obvious allusions to familiar characters and stories. A cottage door leads him into a hallway of dramatic arches where a cat with an injured paw becomes his companion ("if any creature tells you that it hungers, feed it. If it tells you that it is dirty, clean it"). The wanderers press on, encountering a castle containing three sequestered princesses ("Do not trust the youngest. Walk on"), a ghostly ferryman, and other creatures. Recalling his work on Gaiman's Blueberry Girl, Vess's compositions are distinguished by elegant, winding lines--gnarled vines, plumes of smoke, dragon tails--and intimate frames that evoke moments of gentle wisdom. Young readers should relish the chimerical vision while older Gaiman fans should grasp the underlying suggestion that the compass used to navigate fairy tales can also guide us in the real world. All ages.
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The flap designates this picture book from the award-winning team of Gaiman and Vess as “all ages,” which is cute but perhaps overly optimistic. Carrying the tagline Everything You’ll Need to Know on Your Journey, it could be described as Gaiman’s answer to Dr. Seuss’ Oh, the Places You’ll Go (1990): a catlike creature with a foxlike tail travels through a series of fairy-tale settings, guided by a narrator’s instructions. But where the Seuss book has become a staple graduation gift, its nonsensical language easily translating into simple life lessons, Gaiman’s seems less likely to find that kind of broad, lasting appeal. Some of the instructions pertaining to real life are straightforward enough (“If any creature tells you that it hungers, feed it”), but others seem to pertain to a story that’s not told here—why, for example, should we not trust the youngest of three princesses? References to “Winter’s realm” (drawn as a cold-looking, modern city) and “a worm at the heart of the tower” hint at grown-up concerns best avoided but, again, lack needed context. Certainly this will appeal to grown-ups who like a little magic in their lives, but children may be somewhat puzzled. Yet maybe that’s all right. Vess’ timeless watercolor-and-pencil illustrations, especially those of the cat-fox riding a wise eagle, a silver fish, and a gray wolf, are simply gorgeous and may entice kids to sprawl with the book on the carpet, figuring it all out. And maybe if they imagine their own answers to half-understood questions, then these instructions will have succeeded. Grades K-3. --Keir Graff

Product Details

  • Age Range: 4 - 8 years
  • Hardcover: 40 pages
  • Publisher: HarperCollins; 1 edition (April 27, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0061960306
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061960307
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 7.8 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #11,565 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

I make things up and write them down. Which takes us from comics (like SANDMAN) to novels (like ANANSI BOYS and AMERICAN GODS) to short stories (some are collected in SMOKE AND MIRRORS) and to occasionally movies (like Dave McKean's MIRRORMASK or the NEVERWHERE TV series, or my own short film A SHORT FILM ABOUT JOHN BOLTON).

In my spare time I read and sleep and eat and try to keep the blog at www.neilgaiman.com more or less up to date.

Customer Reviews

A wonderful poem, beautifully illustrated. Anthony R. Cardno  |  16 reviewers made a similar statement
I would recommend this book to anyone and everyone...just loved it. C. Nunez  |  9 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
40 of 41 people found the following review helpful
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This book contains a set of instructions for wanderers into the realms of Faerie. Those instructions come in the form of an evocative poem, written by Neil Gaiman, and illustrated by the illusively charming drawings of Charles Vess (who has some experience depicting those lands beyond the fields we know, having also illustrated Gaiman's _Stardust_ and Susanna Clarke's _The Ladies of Grace Adieu and Other Stories_, among many other works).

This will be classified as a "children's book," and it is, but it's also an adult's book and a reader's book; something that I expect will charm anyone who's ever read a fairy tale.

"Walk through the house. Take nothing. Eat

nothing.

However, if any creature tells you that it hungers,

feed it.

If it tells you that it is dirty,

clean it.

If it cries to you that it hurts,

if you can,

ease its pain."
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20 of 23 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Uniquely Neil Gaiman... May 1, 2010
Format:Hardcover
First things first: this is a poem, not a children's bedtime story as the cover art might suggest. I just wanted everyone to know that before they buy. That said, it is an absolutely charming poem about how to survive in a fairy tale and is fabulously well-done by Neil Gaiman. Fans of his work (the latest award-winner being his novel The Graveyard Book) will instantly recognize his invention on these pages. It's really quite charming and the illustrations are wonderful. If you're looking at this for your kids, it's appropriate for those who are old enough to understand the concept of entering a fairy tale, at least in my opinion....my four year old certainly understands it (and enjoys it!).

If you're a Gaiman fan like myself, this is a must-have for your collection.
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars How to have a magical adventure May 11, 2010
Format:Hardcover
Don't deny it. Everybody has had fantasies of wandering into another world, or at least a magically-enhanced pocket of our own -- and Neil Gaiman is an expert on both. His "Instructions" is a delicately illustrated, whimsical little picture book that takes you on a guided tour of a fantasy world, and Charles Vess' delicate, elegant illustrations mesh perfectly with Gaiman's words.

"Touch the wooden gate in the wall you never saw before. Say please before you open the latch, go through, and walk down the path." Gaiman follows a cat-man in vaguely medieval clothes as he follows the various instructions. Obviously he starts off going through a mysterious door in a stone wall, which leads him into a world of ogres, palaces, wild woods, magic wells, princesses and red dragons.

Moreover, he gives you tips on the proper places to go and what you should do when you get there. For instance, he informs you what giant animals you are going to ride, what you shouldn't do (example: touch an imp doorknocker), and precisely what to say to whomever you meet.

Technically "Instructions" is a children's picture book, but it feels more like a whimsical poem with equally charming illustrations. Gaiman manages to make you feel like you wandered into a slightly tongue-in-cheek fairy tale and are just an observer rather than a full participant. It's a little like he's taking you by the hand and showing you the most interesting sights of the Fairy Tale World -- including some of the darker edges, like a haunted wood full of imps, or the incarnations of the year's months.

And Charles Vess' illustrations really give the book a magical air -- lots of gnarled trees, crows, clinging flowering vines, floating mists, green tinged forests and golden skies. His art tends to be rather delicate and full of dusty, vibrant colors -- and it often gives you the feeling that it's about to spill off the page.

"Instructions" is a pretty mundane name for a charming little picture book, with a lovely concept and even lovelier drawings. Lovely for the imaginative kid, and maybe a few adults as well.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Beautiful
Beautiful illustration
Thought provoking. Something we could read and reread. I wish I had gotten the pop up addition for the book.
Published 4 days ago by Sandy
5.0 out of 5 stars Love Neil Gaiman!
This was a great little read that my 8 year old and I both enjoyed it. I love how much it can teach a child about not being afraid to journey beyond your front door, and to... Read more
Published 7 days ago by Trista
5.0 out of 5 stars always wonderful
I cannot wait to share this with my loved ones!!! Thank you for a wonderful read yet again, my masterful masters!
Published 21 days ago by asgood138
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Advice
This book contains great advice for adults while being a delightful book for children. It is perfect when simultaneously listening to the Audible version of Neil Gaiman reading... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Elaine
5.0 out of 5 stars Gaiman at His Best
This poem is taken from Gaiman's collection of short fiction "Fragile Things." While Gaiman is one of my absolute favorite authors, I don't care for most of his poetry. Read more
Published 4 months ago by David
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful
What more can you ask, Neil Gaiman and Charles Vess. Words and pictures by two modern masters! I love it and so do my kids!
Published 4 months ago by Terry Griner
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful, beautiful
I bought three copies of this book, one for myself and one for my nephew and nieces and one for the daughter of a friend of mine. Read more
Published 6 months ago by David Cox
3.0 out of 5 stars Very nice ...
If only I could draw ... the illustrations of Charles Vess on this book are just wonderful!!! It's a very nice story, and a warm hearted message. Most of us can relate to it too. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Henry Bennings
5.0 out of 5 stars Beautiful!
"Trust dreams. Trust your heart, and trust your story." Take a whimsical journey through a magical land and learn valuable lessons along the way. Read more
Published 10 months ago by kristi0102
2.0 out of 5 stars Nice Pictures - Bad Poem
This picture book contains some reasonably nice pictures by Charles Vess. But, even considered in combination with the text, they fail to tell a coherent story. Read more
Published 10 months ago by J. Whelan
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