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Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions)

by Knock Knock
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)

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  • Pocket-sized book gives you Lines For All Occasions
  • Hardcover book is 3.25 x 5.5-inches and has 112 pages
  • Insults and Comebacks will arm you with barbs for everything from looks to age to intelligence
  • Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose from
  • Knock Knock creates original, authentic, noncynical products for the impish, the dapper, the droll, the young-at-heart, and those who prefer the humor of the truth to false feel-good affirmations

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There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate-or completely inappropriate-putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you. Chapters range from The Young and the Old to Famous Lip. Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose from. Hardcover book is 3.25 x 5.5-inches; 112 pages. With clever clichés, ideal insults, perfect pickups and picker-uppers, and so much more, these pocket-sized prompters provide the appropriate (or deliberately inappropriate) script for every encounter.

Product Details

  • Item Weight: 3.8 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
  • Origin: Made in USA
  • ASIN: 1601060580
  • UPC: 825703501087
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #24,794 in Health & Personal Care (See Top 100 in Health & Personal Care)
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't Waste Your Money June 26, 2010
Format:Health and Beauty|Amazon Verified Purchase
The book is attractively put together but filled with the weakest and lamest come backs there are. It's as if a twelve year old put this together.
Here are some of the insults and comebacks they give you:
"You still think you can be anything you want -- and get paid for it."
"Are you still paying off your student loans to poseur school?"
"Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after."

There is nothing in here you would use in regular conversation. Nothing to keep in your arsenal to bust out, spur of the moment.
The book is not funny at all, so it's not even enjoyable to just flip through. Thumbing through the thing you're struggling to find at least one that is humorous. They lack all originality. Majority of the things written in here I learned in the early '90s, in grade school. The other half are the type of slogans you'd see on a fat kids t-shirt, like "Did you take the short bus to school?"

There are tons of books on Amazon filled with wit and humour, but this ain't one. This book is a waste of time.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Not as good as I had hoped. September 25, 2009
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Sure, some of the one-liners are humorous, but not nearly so much as I had hoped. Still, the "Lines for All Occasions" series does make an interesting coffee table set. I've found that people are far more likely to pick one of these up and flip through it than they will other books.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of money April 29, 2011
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The comebacks and insults in this book are truly lame. Most were old, bad lines. I was embarrassed just reading these let alone using them.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Gag gift March 12, 2011
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I bought this book as a cute little gag gift to go along with other things. It's the perfect book for that sort of thing. There are quite a few funny comebacks in it and quite a few that are not so funny but that's to be expected in a book like this. If you actually want to memorise insults to tell other people then perhaps this isn't your book. But if you want to give it to a friend as a joke then its great.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Insults for All Occasions June 5, 2013
By Lou
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Love this little book. Great comebacks and sarcasm. This is wonderful for the person who wants to put a bit of humor in their conversations or speeches.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Funny Book May 8, 2013
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Bought for my son, who is a monumental smart a##, he loved it... I read some of it, and it has been probably the most read book in the house. Funny quips..
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great product March 17, 2013
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The item came fast and was great. The service was also great as it arrived on time.
Whoot whoot whoot
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2 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Review of the book "Insults and comebacks...." September 9, 2009
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I find the book to be a great asset for everyday use. I find myself throwing out zingers without pause and yet, it's done with grace. If you've ever encountered a situatation where you did not have the right comeback for a given situation, this books for you.
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