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Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions)


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  • Pocket-sized book gives you Lines For All Occasions
  • Hardcover book is 3.25 x 5.5-inches and has 112 pages
  • Insults and Comebacks will arm you with barbs for everything from looks to age to intelligence
  • Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose from
  • Knock Knock creates original, authentic, noncynical products for the impish, the dapper, the droll, the young-at-heart, and those who prefer the humor of the truth to false feel-good affirmations
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There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate-or completely inappropriate-putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you. Chapters range from The Young and the Old to Famous Lip. Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose from. Hardcover book is 3.25 x 5.5-inches; 112 pages. With clever clichés, ideal insults, perfect pickups and picker-uppers, and so much more, these pocket-sized prompters provide the appropriate (or deliberately inappropriate) script for every encounter.

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  • Product Dimensions: 3.3 x 0.5 x 5.5 inches ; 4 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
  • Origin: USA
  • ASIN: 1601060580
  • UPC: 825703501087
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,257 in Health & Personal Care (See Top 100 in Health & Personal Care)
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The comebacks and insults in this book are truly lame.
Kenneth Cherevko
I bought this as a joke, and my family and I crack up at the one liners, comebacks, insults and everything in this book.
Ethan Smith
Majority of the things written in here I learned in the early '90s, in grade school.
charles gaskins

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

24 of 25 people found the following review helpful By charles gaskins on June 26, 2010
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The book is attractively put together but filled with the weakest and lamest come backs there are. It's as if a twelve year old put this together.
Here are some of the insults and comebacks they give you:
"You still think you can be anything you want -- and get paid for it."
"Are you still paying off your student loans to poseur school?"
"Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after."

There is nothing in here you would use in regular conversation. Nothing to keep in your arsenal to bust out, spur of the moment.
The book is not funny at all, so it's not even enjoyable to just flip through. Thumbing through the thing you're struggling to find at least one that is humorous. They lack all originality. Majority of the things written in here I learned in the early '90s, in grade school. The other half are the type of slogans you'd see on a fat kids t-shirt, like "Did you take the short bus to school?"

There are tons of books on Amazon filled with wit and humour, but this ain't one. This book is a waste of time.
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful By Garrett Mccutcheon on September 25, 2009
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Sure, some of the one-liners are humorous, but not nearly so much as I had hoped. Still, the "Lines for All Occasions" series does make an interesting coffee table set. I've found that people are far more likely to pick one of these up and flip through it than they will other books.
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Kenneth Cherevko on April 29, 2011
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The comebacks and insults in this book are truly lame. Most were old, bad lines. I was embarrassed just reading these let alone using them.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By MBS on April 12, 2014
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It's okay, and the idea is funny. But there are some "comebacks" that are really old or dated. When I asked my teenager his comment is "very lame."
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Ellen A. Kiernan on January 14, 2014
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I ordered this from Amazon after flipping through it in a store. The pages I read in the store must have contained the only witty, clever retorts in the book. For the most part these are dumb, truly insulting or both. I bought this as a gift but ended up not giving it to the intended giftee.
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By Nadia on May 7, 2014
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i have read it and the contents inside few are useful, funny, okay, i already know, lame, dosent make sense or just bad....
so i dont really know what to say about it either than its okay... but i wouldnt recomand it to others nor would i be buying other versions of this books...
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By Ethan Smith on April 19, 2014
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I bought this as a joke, and my family and I crack up at the one liners, comebacks, insults and everything in this book. There's something for everything and everyone!
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By J Irwin on September 13, 2013
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This book is a riot of witicism and insults. Even if you don't memorize your favorite come backs you will get a good laugh from the wit between the pages.
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