"The staple of any loser's wardrobe. Perfect if you're going for the "I'm so intimidated that I'm going to look tough as possible and this is my toughest looking outfit" look."
"If the guy working at the cell phone kiosk at the mall who could pass for DJ Pauly D's brother threatens to beat you down if you don't stop bothering his female coworker, there's a good chance you're a creepy old mutated faggot loser who couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought."
""I don't listen to male singers, only women. I don't want to picture a guy singing love song to me." Yeah that's normal. Or is it that I'm so sane that I just blew your mind?"
