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December 2002
Whether handling customer calls at the Yarbrough's Seed, Feed, and Nursery or close calls while solving crimes, sixty-something Southerner MacLaren Yarbrough knows how to charm her way through anything.

When a local man is found murdered at her husband's birthday gala, MacLaren sweet-talks clues out of affluent matriarchs, shady drifters, and even a disgruntled parrot to uncover the roots of the crime.
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SEPTEMBER

Knowing where to begin this story is like finding the end of a ball of yarn after it spends an hour with my beagle Lulu. Maybe the best place to begin is with the first death, which was as unexpected as the second, but not half as mystifying.

Garlon Wainwright dropped dead on the seventeenth hole at the Hopemore Country Club during the Labor Day Tournament. Poor Garlon was in the lead for the first time in his life, and some said his heart just couldn't stand the excitement.

According to his obituary in the Hopemore Statesman, Garlon was "fifty-five, only child of Augusta and the late Lamar Wainwright of Wainwright Mills, survived by his mother, one daughter, Meriwether, and his second wife, Candi (35)." I suspected Gusta had a hand in writing it. Nobody was surprised after the funeral to see Gusta and Meriwether riding to the cemetery in the first Cadillac and Candi, alone, in the second.

I kept meaning to get over to see Gusta after the funeral, but couldn't find a minute. That was the autumn after my husband, Joe Riddley Yarbrough, got shot in the head. He'd survived, but recovery from a head wound is slow, uphill work. I was busier than a bird dog in hunting season between driving him to various kinds of therapies and running Yarbrough's Feed, Seed and Nursery without him. As if that weren't enough, I'd agreed to serve as a Georgia magistrate in his place, and while I was used to watching Joe Riddley fit that in around work at the store, I hadn't realized quite how much time it took.

On Wednesday morning a whole week after Garlon's funeral, I was pushing Joe Riddley's wheelchair up the back porch ramp after physical therapy when I heard the phone.

"You gotta answer," our cook, Clarinda, called through the open screened door. "I'm makin' rolls and my hands're covered with grease and flour." Clarinda came to help me when our older son, Ridd, was born forty years ago, and has worked for-and bossed-me ever since.

The voice on the other end was chillier than a healthy dog's nose on a frosty morning. "MacLaren? I need you here right away." I knew it was Gusta. Anybody else in town would have told me who they were. Even my sons announce "Mama, this is Ridd" or "Hey, it's Walker." Gusta belonged to that highly self-confident elite who believe the rest of us have so few friends we will always recognize their voices.

Augusta Wainwright was the closest thing we had to royalty in Hopemore, Georgia. Her granddaddy was governor back when she was young, and her brother was a U.S. senator for three terms. She never bragged, but their names cropped up in a lot of conversations. She also never bragged that after Lamar's death she sold his daddy's cotton mills for more millions than I have fingers and toes, but she expected us to let newcomers know, so she got due respect. Gusta ascended to the throne of Hopemore within a few days of her birth, and never relinquished it.

"I can't come right now," I informed her. "I've got to get Joe Riddley settled. Then I have a reporter coming by to interview me for the paper." I tried to say that casually, but to tell the truth, I was a bit nervous and even a little excited. In the past it was Joe Riddley who got stories in the paper, for winning almost every award in the county. All I'd done was help him run Yarbrough's Feed, Seed and Nursery, raise two boys, and serve as treasurer to a lot of clubs. Treasurers don't get stories in the paper, unless they abscond with funds. Of course, I wrote a monthly gardening column, and my name was sometimes in the paper for helping our ungrateful police chief, Charlie Muggins, solve a murder. But those weren't stories about me.

Gusta didn't say a word about my interview. A bit miffed, I warned, "It will be close to dinnertime before I get there." For Gusta, as for us, dinner was still eaten at noon.

She sighed. "Well get here as soon as you can. I need you to come talk sense into Meriwether."

"What's the matter?"

"I don't want to mention it over the telephone." We've had private phone lines longer than Meriwether has been alive, but Gusta still thinks somebody might be listening in on her.

When I hung up, Joe Riddley spoke in his new, careful way. "Who was on the phone?"

Joe Riddley was the best-looking man in Hope County, as far as I was concerned-with long, rangy bones from his Scots grandfather and dark hair and eyes and a tinge of copper in his skin from his Cherokee grandmother-and it broke my heart to see him sitting in a wheelchair with a half-there look in his eyes and his cap dangling from one hand. All his life Joe Riddley had worn a succession of red caps with YARBROUGH'S in white letters over the brim. Our boys joked they'd bury their daddy in his cap and me with my pocketbook.

I set my pocketbook on the counter. "Gusta, commanding me to come talk sense into Meriwether. Hang up your hat."

Joe Riddley carefully centered his cap on its hook beside the kitchen closet. "Meriwether has sense," he said belligerently. Meriwether was one of Joe Riddley's favorite people. "Meriwether's going to be all right. You just wait and see."

He'd been saying that for twelve years, since Meriwether came home from college silent and pale as an ice princess and let out word that her engagement to Jed Blaine was over. When folks have watched you fall in love in preschool and stay in love with a hometown boy all the way through college, they feel they have a right to know more than that, but Meriwether never offered any explanations. Just moved back into her grandmother's house (where she'd lived since her own mother died in childbirth) and volunteered in charities Gusta thought would fold if Wainwrights didn't personally oversee them, accompanied Gusta on two or three trips abroad every year, wrote Gusta's letters, paid her bills, balanced her checkbook, and helped her host small elegant parties several times a year. Joe Riddley and I got Christmas cards from Jed, so we knew when he finished Mercer Law School and joined a practice in Atlanta, but he never came back to Hopemore and Meriwether never, ever mentioned his name.

Clarinda snorted from where she was rolling out the biscuits. "Best sense you can talk to that girl is, tell her to move out of her grandmother's house and get a life. Prince Charming ain't gonna ride his white charger up Miss Gusta's steps, and he may not recognize she's a princess once she gets wrinkles."

"I'll tell her you said so."

Clarinda opened her mouth to say more when we heard tires crunch on our gravel drive and knew the reporter had arrived.

No taller than my five-foot-three and wearing a khaki skirt, yellow cotton sweater, and sandals, she scarcely looked old enough to be out of college. Silky auburn hair swung down her back halfway to her bottom. Only the wire-rimmed glasses perched on her pert nose and the expression in her brown eyes were businesslike. "I'm Kelly Keane"-she held out one slim hand-"from the Hopemore Statesman. It's such a pretty day. Could we talk on your porch?"

Hope County is located in that strip of Middle Georgia between I-20 and I-16, right on the edge of the gnat line, and while nobody knows why gnats come to a certain Georgia latitude and stop, Joe Riddley always said it's because they know our climate's the next best thing to heaven. That September day the grass and trees were dark, dark green and an egg yolk sun floated near one startling white cloud in a deep blue sky. As we carried brownies and glasses of tea to our screened side porch, bees buzzed, young birds sassed their parents in the manner of adolescents everywhere, and the air was thick with the scent of our old apple tree.

"This is lovely!" Ms. Keane exclaimed as she took a rocker and looked over our three acres of grass, trees, and flower beds.

"Why, thank you. Our son Ridd does most of the work. He loves to dig in the dirt, and we're too busy selling plants to have time to fool with them."

She poised her pen over a pad. "Now, you and Judge Yarbrough-" She turned so fiery red I nearly went for water to put her out.

"That's all right. People do that all the time. They still think of him as the real judge."

"Are you both lawyers?"

"Oh, no. In Georgia you don't have to be a lawyer to be a magistrate. The chief magistrate in each county is elected, and she or he appoints the rest. Most of us are part-timers, running our businesses while we serve. The state gives us training every year."

She checked a list of questions she'd brought. "How long have you all been married?"

"Married, or together?" From her expression, I knew she thought we'd lived in sin before getting hitched, so I hurried to set her straight. "Joe Riddley and I have been married forty-one years, but we've known each other nearly sixty. We met when I was four and he was six, when my daddy stopped by his daddy's hardware store for cotton seed and fertilizer. That's the same store we now own, Yarbrough's Feed, Seed and Nursery. But everybody already knows that."

"That's romantic." She turned a little pink. "I think your husband has physical therapy with a friend of mine. Darren Hernandez?"

"That's right." While she consulted her notes, I was thinking I'd have to ask Darren if he'd taken Kelly out. His love life could use some sprucing up-he was pining for a two-timing woman down in Dublin. Kelly lifted her head. "You have two sons, right? Ridd teaches at the high school and Walker owns an insurance company?"

"Yes. They grew up in this house, just like their daddy. He was born upstairs." When she looked around at the big blue house in astonishment, I surprised her some more. "Joe Riddley is the fourth-generation Yarbrough to live here. His great-granddaddy owned a sawmill and lumber company back before the War. He could afford to build big after General Sherman lit through town and created an unprecedented demand for lumber. The Civil War," I answered her puzzled look. "Sherman burned the houses."

"Oh. Well, it's a gorgeous house." Then she stepped out of her reporter shoes to ask, "But aren't you nervous, living way down a dirt road so far from... --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.


Product Details

  • Paperback: 375 pages
  • Publisher: Wheeler Publishing (December 2002)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1587243490
  • ISBN-13: 978-1587243493
  • Product Dimensions: 9.4 x 6.5 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,040,959 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Great New Mystery Series; You Will Love MacLaren Yarbrough, July 24, 2002
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Anne E. Strahota (Chevy Chase, Md. United States) - See all my reviews
While growing up, Nancy Drew was always my heroine. Although about my age she seemed so much more clever and independent than I. Her relationship with her friends, her car, everything about her was interesting. All in all she was a great role model for negotiating those adolescent years. And she was so good at the business of detecting. She made me a life long mystery reader!
Now that I am of an age where AARP is looking for me, I have found my new Nancy Drew in the character of MacLaren Yarbrough. She is such an interesting woman with a great zest for life. Never preachy (or almost never), she yet stands out as a shining light of mature womanhood. She bears the responsibilities which come with age so well that the word burden becomes the word challenge. She makes being a mature citizen a very proud thing indeed. And the best part for an avid mystery reader is that she really gets involved in some very interesting murders and very cleverly works out the mysteries which lie behind them. Who Invited The Dead Man? is a wonderful book - read it yourself and get copies for your mystery reading friends. They will love MacLaren Yarbrough and the mystery she solves.

Oh, yes, I should add that even the current Nancy Drew fans will enjoy the Southern comfort and charm of this book. This is a mystery which can be savored by all!

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars complex small southern town mystery, July 7, 2002
Judge MacLaren Yarbrough has her hands full running Yarbrough's Feed, Seed, and Nursery, managing her magisterial duties, keeping care of her home and taking care of her husband Joe Riddley. Joe is recovering from a head injury and has to relearn how to care for himself as well as read and write. His memory is cloudy and he is prone to violent episodes.

To show their support for Joe, two hundred people come to his birthday party and he enjoyed it as much as a kid would. Only a very few knew that in the house was the body of a dead man, shot to death by a bullet to his head. The sheriff conspired with MacLaren to keep it quiet until the guests left and they succeeded. Once the investigation got underway, MacLaren does her best to find out who the killer is and to prove to the authorities that Joe had nothing to do with it.

Patricia Sprinkles has created a complex mystery with many viable suspects who had ample reason to see the victim dead. Life in a small southern town where everyone knows their neighbor and a stranger sticks out is seen as a positive thing. The heartache of living with someone who has undergone severe brain trauma is shown in agonizing detail and readers can't help but empathize with the protagonist for caring for her man.

Harriet Klausner

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars beautifully plotted, October 10, 2005
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any mystery lover knows how hard it is to find an author who can fool you. well, patricia sprinkle can fool her readers completely.

in addition to a first-rate plot, there are well-drawn characters, sprinkle's wonderful turns of phrases--the woman can write--good dialogue, and realistic responses to situations.

i enjoyed this book a lot, but i'm giving it four stars instead of five because it will probably not end up in my permanent collection, as sharyn mccrumb and margaret maron, for two examples, automatically do. however, i will be loaning it out with an enthusiastic recommendation to all my mystery-reading friends.
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