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The Item (2001)

Paul Balagot , Alden Bunyan  |  R |  DVD
2.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (53 customer reviews)


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Product Details

  • Actors: Paul Balagot, Alden Bunyan, Kyle B. Cunningham, Dawn Marie Ferrara, Ron Fitzgerald
  • Format: Color, Dolby, DVD, NTSC, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: English, Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Live / Artisan
  • DVD Release Date: November 20, 2001
  • Run Time: 100 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (53 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00005QAP1
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #108,221 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • For more information about "The Item" visit the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

Editorial Reviews

12011+ Customize: Yes This photo album makes a great gift!Use this gardening photo album to store notes and pictures of your gardening accomplishments. This album makes a great gift for anyone who likes to spend their time with their hands in the dirt. This memory album is hand crafted and is truly art with a function. Personalize this item by adding a custom dedication inside of the front cover! Features: -Personalize the inside cover. -Soft flannel tie bag. -Brass hinges and posts. -20 Acid-free sheets in plastic sheet protectors . -Additional inserts available upon request. -Overall dimensions: 11.5'' H x 10.5'' W. Please note: All personalized orders are non-cancelable and non-returnable. Personalization of this item has a maximum of 185 total characters and 5 lines. Please remember that spaces and punctuation count as characters. Also, to denote the end of a line please place a ''/'' at the end of each line.

 

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2.3 out of 5 stars (53 customer reviews)
 
 
 
 
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Very misleading!, December 1, 2001
By A Customer
This review is from: Item [VHS] (VHS Tape)
I saw this movie based on the cover and thought it might be a low budget gem like the recently released Tremors 3. The box promises a myserious creature on the cover, a very menacing eye at the very least, but fails to deliver. The monster is very poorly done and is very unthreatening. The film is also apparently shot on videotape. It has a kind of cheap mid-seventies charm in its filmography but is neither involving or interesting. Stay away! Stay FAR away!!!
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars THE HORROR....THE HORROR...and not in a good way!, January 23, 2003
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"hachimenreirou" (Flagstaff, AZ USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Item [VHS] (VHS Tape)
You know how people sometimes refer to a movie and say: That was the worst movie ever made!"? Well...guess what? The Item should be known as the most worthless piece of garbage ever to corrupt a videotape.I actually feel contempt with myself for having watched it through to the end.I even feel as if I've lost a few I.Q. points for having spent the time trying deduce if there was a point, or a plot, or even a THOUGHT involved in the making of this video. Not only is is low-budget horror with no-name worthless actors, but most of it is shot on what appears to be videotape. They couldn't even afford a camera!
The creature involved looks like the mutant child of kermit the frog and a worm, the only thing missing is...well, the ability to suspend disbelief. On one hand,(literally) you have an ugly muppet, and on the other an amateur porn star trying to break into the "big time" by having sex with a hand puppet. The only KIND thing I can say about this movie is that it is WRETCHED. It is not even clever enough to make you laugh. If you value life as you know it, do not watch this movie. You will hate yourself for months afterwards. I, personally, may never recover.
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10 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars THIS MOVIE IS SO BAD YOU HAVE TO BUY IT, SERIOUSLY., October 14, 2004
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I SWEAR, THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. I BOUGHT IT JUST SO I COULD MAKE OTHER ENDURE THE WRATH OF THIS MOVIE. THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IMMEDIATLEY AFTER WATCHING THIS (PROVIDED THAT YOU DO NOT COMMIT SUICIDE), YOU STANDARS FOR MOVIES DROPS DRAMATICALLY. EVERYTIME YOU HEAR A FRIEND OR LOVED ONE SAY DURING A MOVIE, "THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVERMADE". YOU WILL REPLY, "NOT AT ALL MY UNENLIGHTEND FRIEND, I OWN THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE" SO THAT IS WHY YOU MUST BUY IT.
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