As soon as I received this shirt in the mail, I immediately put it on. Eight days later, I am still wearing it. This shirt answers the question, "Why does Charlie wear that horse shirt so often?". Because it is the World's Greatest Shirt. Not only can I subtly pay homage to one of my favorite tv shows, but I can live like my favorite person: Charlie Kelly. As soon as I started wearing this life became a little simpler. I began finding humor in the little things again (although I am not fat). Cats seemed to flock to me because of my new catfood-like aroma. Wearing all green became a fun and exciting experience. I found myself enjoying my jelly beans raw. My magnets hobby has become an obsession. Never will I ever retire this magnificent shirt, no matter how tattered, sweaty and dirty it becomes. Like a fine wine this shirt becomes better and better with each passing day. I recommend this shirt to every single person on the planet. Soft, majestic, and equine, this shirt exceeded all of my expectations.
