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Fresh brains roasting on an open fire . . .
Outside the temperature's dropping. The snow is falling, blanketing the world in white. Sleigh bells are jingling. Soon it will be that most wondrous time of the year!
That time of flesh-devouring zombie horror!
Yes, Christmas is on its way—and all the little boys and ghouls are dreaming of stockings filled with candied eyes and bleeding body parts. You'd better watch out! Santa Claws is coming to town—and he knows who's been naughty, who's been naughtier . . . and who'll taste best with a nice glass of Chianti!
In celebration of this merry macabre season, we present a peerless compendium of more than two dozen of the most soul-stirring, brain-boiling carols composed specifically for the decomposing. Holiday favorites such as “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus,” “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally,” and “We Three Spleens” are guaranteed to lift the spirits of the lumbering, shuffling undead and their temporarily still breathing meals-to-be. So put down your gore-splattered baseball bats and raise your voices in song! And sing loudly—to drown out all the screaming.--This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.
Michael P. Spradlin is the author of the New York Times bestseller It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!, Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime, and Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill, as well as several children's picture books, the novels and manga volumes in the Spy Goddess series, and the Youngest Templar novels. He lives in Michigan with his family.
This book is so creative and funny it should be under everyone's tree this Christmas. As myself being a zombie, I loved it.Published 3 days ago by Cupcake
Great rendition of Classic Christmas carols for the zombie or Christmas fanatic!Published 12 days ago by Nathan
Not 100% perfect, but it's still a fun book of songs. Standard Christmas Carols have been transformed into songs about zombies. Some of the songs don't seem to scan correctly... Read morePublished 5 months ago by E. VanZwoll
This book was part of the inspiration for Resistance House Band, so I am indebted to it for hours of witty zombie music.Published 10 months ago by lana
I waited until Christmas Eve to reveal this book to my family and they loved it. We sang so many of the songs while laughing. Read morePublished 10 months ago by Donna Johnson
A little unnerving to see our favorite Christmas songs done zombie style, but overall is a fun book of songs!Published 11 months ago by Lana Davies
I guarantee, after reading "Slay Bells" you`'ll never be able to listen to the Boston Pops version the same way again!Published 12 months ago by John Potter
What a great stocking stuffer for my son. He's quite into the Apocalypse and zombies to this light hearteed look at zombies will put a smile on that zombie hunting face.Published 14 months ago by Bitzys Books