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Fresh brains roasting on an open fire . . .
Outside the temperature's dropping. The snow is falling, blanketing the world in white. Sleigh bells are jingling. Soon it will be that most wondrous time of the year!
That time of flesh-devouring zombie horror!
Yes, Christmas is on its way—and all the little boys and ghouls are dreaming of stockings filled with candied eyes and bleeding body parts. You'd better watch out! Santa Claws is coming to town—and he knows who's been naughty, who's been naughtier . . . and who'll taste best with a nice glass of Chianti!
In celebration of this merry macabre season, we present a peerless compendium of more than two dozen of the most soul-stirring, brain-boiling carols composed specifically for the decomposing. Holiday favorites such as “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus,” “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally,” and “We Three Spleens” are guaranteed to lift the spirits of the lumbering, shuffling undead and their temporarily still breathing meals-to-be. So put down your gore-splattered baseball bats and raise your voices in song! And sing loudly—to drown out all the screaming.--This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.
Michael P. Spradlin is the author of the New York Times bestseller It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!, Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime, and Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill, as well as several children's picture books, the novels and manga volumes in the Spy Goddess series, and the Youngest Templar novels. He lives in Michigan with his family.
I guarantee, after reading "Slay Bells" you`'ll never be able to listen to the Boston Pops version the same way again!Published 17 days ago by John Potter
What a great stocking stuffer for my son. He's quite into the Apocalypse and zombies to this light hearteed look at zombies will put a smile on that zombie hunting face.Published 1 month ago by Bitzys Books
What a great concept for a book for a book of Zombie Xmas songs. Unfortunately, they don't work. If you don't believe me, try singing some of them and you'll find they don't scan... Read morePublished 5 months ago by Philip F. Yates
I know you hope this will be funny and what you want it to be. I didn't, I thought it was horrid.Published 5 months ago by St. Vaughn
This was a cute and fun read. It's just the item to get you into the Christmas spirit! Perfect for the scrooges in your life.Published 6 months ago by Ashley Hardy
Funny book but not as engaging as I would have liked. Still a good read and a nice way to pass the time.Published 9 months ago by Bodie
This little book of Christmas carols made the long trip into town more tolerable. I don't sing well, in fact poorly, but I belted these songs right out. Read morePublished 10 months ago by K.Joy Richards
Gave this out as a door prize for a Zombie Aploclypse Party and got rave reviews from everyone that received one.Published 10 months ago by Anthony Putorti
I have a friend who, like me, is not fond of Christmas music. She likes zombies and when I saw this, I thought she'd get a kick out of it. Read morePublished 11 months ago by Abby