I've Got Your Number: A Novel [Kindle Edition]

Sophie Kinsella (Author)

Book Description

“Utterly charming . . . Put Sophie Kinsella’s Number on speed dial.”—USA Today
 
Poppy Wyatt has never felt luckier. She is about to marry her ideal man, Magnus Tavish, but in one afternoon her “happily ever after” begins to fall apart. Not only has she lost her engagement ring in a hotel fire drill, but in the panic that follows, her phone is stolen. As she paces shakily around the lobby, she spots an abandoned phone in a trash can. Finders keepers! Now she can leave a number for the hotel to contact her when they find her ring. Perfect!
 
Well, perfect except that the phone’s owner, businessman Sam Roxton, doesn’t agree. He wants his phone back and doesn’t appreciate Poppy reading his messages and wading into his personal life.
 
What ensues is a hilarious and unpredictable turn of events as Poppy and Sam increasingly upend each other’s lives through emails and text messages. As Poppy juggles wedding preparations, mysterious phone calls, and hiding her left hand from Magnus and his parents, she soon realizes that she is in for the biggest surprise of her life.
 
“A rollicking page-turner . . . It’s funny. It’s clever. It twists and turns. . . . Sophie Kinsella has yet another winner.”—Fort Worth Star-Telegram
 
“Fresh, fast-paced, and fiercely funny . . . Kinsella pens her most lovably neurotic protagonist yet. . . . A laugh-out-loud comic caper.”—Publishers Weekly
 
“Poppy is easily as charming and daffy as shopaholic Rebecca Bloomwood.”—Kirkus Reviews
 
“A screwball romance for the digital age.”—The Star-Ledger

Editorial Reviews

From Booklist

*Starred Review* Kinsella, author of the popular Shopaholic series, offers a charming stand-alone tale about how modern technology changes lives. Poppy Wyatt is beside herself when she loses her engagement ring and her cell phone in quick succession. When she finds a cell phone in a trash can at the hotel where she lost the ring, she seizes it, giving out the number so that people can contact her if they find the ring. It proves to be a company phone that belonged to the now former assistant of businessman Sam Roxton, who is none too pleased that Poppy has claimed it as her own. He reluctantly agrees to let her keep it until the ring is found as long as Poppy is willing to send him any business e-mails that come to the phone. It’s not long before Poppy decides to answer several e-mails she thinks Sam is neglecting, while Sam points out a few issues in Poppy’s seemingly perfect engagement. Readers will know that Poppy and Sam are destined to be together, but getting there is a delightful and exciting ride. One of Kinsella’s best. --Kristine Huntley

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'I almost cried with laughter' DAILY MAIL 'Witty and hilarious' COSMOPOLITAN 'A laugh-a-minute read' GLAMOUR

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Product Details

• File Size: 2001 KB
• Print Length: 449 pages
• Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0385342063
• Publisher: The Dial Press (February 14, 2012)
• Sold by: Random House Digital, Inc.
• Language: English
• ASIN: B005723JSQ
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• X-Ray: Enabled
• Lending: Not Enabled
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,868 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  • #2 in Books > Literature & Fiction > British > Contemporary
  • #3 in Books > Literature & Fiction > British > Humor & Satire
  • #33 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Humor

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

90 of 93 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Not for Kindle February 19, 2012

By Maria in Connecticut

Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase

This book is definitely a fun read -hence the 5 stars - but that is not what this review is about. The humor in the narrative is found in the footnotes which have to appear at the foot of the page to which the footnote refers or the point is lost. The kindle edition has all of the footnotes at the end of each chapter where their impact is completely lost. In fact, if I have any criticism of kindle it is that you cannot easily leaf forward or backward while reading a book. Unfortunately for me, I do both very often and find that I have to be judicious about the form in which I purchase a book. I clearly made a mistake buying this book in kindle form.

91 of 101 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars A giggly romance novel for the digerati December 30, 2011

By Esther Schindler TOP 500 REVIEWERVINE™ VOICE

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There's a bag of Mallomars in your kitchen. Surely nobody will mind if you eat one cookie? Well, maybe two. Okay, another one won't hurt. And somehow... hey, how'd this bag get empty?

Not that this has ever happened to me.

Sophie Kinsella's latest novel makes me think of tasty cookies that are secretly satisfying even if nobody can claim this is "good for you." It's a light, funny, romance novel, nothing more -- but then WHO THE HECK SAYS YOU HAVE TO HAVE MORE? Enough with the serious stuff, already. I sat up until midnight reading this book, and you probably will too.

Our heroine, Poppy, begins with a crisis: She's lost her engagement ring. In the frantic search for the lost emerald ring, someone swipes Poppy's cell phone, so she *oh no oh no* cannot text anybody or call anyone. She discovers instead that someone threw a cell phone in the trash... and finders keepers, right? This is the setup for a fun romp that I am tempted to call "zany" (but in a nice way), involving the characters of her in-laws-to-be (who are so scary-smart that she is intimidated), her work-friends, and especially the stranger to whom the phone originally belonged. If you live the cell-phone texting lifestyle (or know someone who does) this will be even more entertaining.

Underneath the welcome silliness are characters who are actively *nice people*, too. I won't spoil any of the details for you, just say that Kinsella makes the implausible utterly believable and smile-worthy if not laugh-out-loud funny.

If you're ready for a box of cookies (but with fewer calories) and a welcome escapist story that'll make you smile, grab this one.

42 of 54 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars The oddest of circumstances leads to a wonderfully poignant, funny story only Kinsella could pull off December 30, 2011

By Lilly Flora VINE™ VOICE

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Poppy Wyatt is your average over the moon engaged woman- until she loses her fiancés family heirloom engagement ring. But there's no need to panic- everyone she can find who works at the hotel restaurant where she lost it has her cell number. Someone will call and all will be right in the world.

Until her cell Phone is stolen that is. Then the world crashes down. This isn't just any ring. It's a family heirloom of the Tavish clan- a group of people so intellectual that Poppy can barely understand them, much less keep up with them. And she just knows that losing the ring would be the last straw against her.

But luck is with Poppy who happens to find a phone in a trash bin. And if it's in the bin its common property right? So she can take it and give out its number to everyone and when they find the ring they will call.

The man who owns the phone does not agree. It turns it was the phone of the personal assistant of Sam Roxton (who recently left his employ, hence the phone chucking), a high powered businessman who needs the phone back so his new PA can organize his business life. Poppy also desperately needs it in case someone finds her ring.

They strike a deal. Poppy can keep the phone for a few days if she forwards all emails and messages to Sam. Soon Poppy is snooping through the emails meant for Sam (who could help themselves, right?) and the two build a relationship through texting. It's a strange thing- an odd connection but soon these two people are helping each other in more ways than one. As Poppy's wedding day grows closer and Sam's business flounders it may be this weirdest of all things that keeps both their heads above the water line....

This novel is (as Sophie Kinsella says) about a strange moment for two people who might have otherwise not met, and that makes this book even more sweet and poignant. Like all of Kinsella's books this book is filled with her trademark, almost Seinfeld like humor. But this book has one up on all the rest because of the footnotes that Poppy liters throughout the book- adding strange and often hilarious observations to the story.

My favorite novel of Kinsella's has always been "Remember Me" but "I've got your number" is now a close second. This is a book you will race through to find out what happens next- and an excellent reminder that even the worst situations can turn into fabulous opportunities.

Five stars. Read more ›

17 of 21 people found the following review helpful

2.0 out of 5 stars If you've read Sophie Kinsella, then you've read this before... March 7, 2012

By Scott M Smith

Format:Hardcover

Not much to say about his one besides it felt like a waste. From two pages in you know exactly what will happen, and it does NOTHING new or interesting or exciting.

Poppy is so stupid that I couldn't even get into the story I was so frustrated with her. I know that Kinsella was going for cute and quirky, but it didn't happen and is FAR from endearing. No woman on this earth could actually think she can go through some random business man's work email,(and man she has never before met, btw), involve herself in his work affairs, and get away with it. Seriously, who would do that? No one. At least no one over the age of 14.

Also, the whole concept was so unrealistic. The idea that the only way this guy could check is email is on that partucular phone? REALLY? None of these people have access to a computer? No they don't. Why? Because it's the only way the story could possibly work.

Trust me you've read this before; and the older versions are much better.

17 of 21 people found the following review helpful

2.0 out of 5 stars Too bored to read past 100 pages February 24, 2012

By fitgirl1234

Format:Hardcover

Having read most of Sophie Kinsella's books with enjoyment, I was excited to give "I've Got Your Number" a try. Unfortunately it just didn't hold my interest.

I became rather annoyed by Poppy- she's supposed to be a likable, quirky heroine, but she comes off as a whiny, impulsive, and lets her fiance treat her like a child. I'm sure Kinsella eventually redeems her, but I just never got invested enough to want to find out how.

The concept was a bit annoying and far-fetched, even for this type of book. Poppy loses her engagement ring at a hotel, then has her phone stolen. She needs to be reachable, so she takes a phone she found in the trash and gives that number to the hotel. The story rides on the premise that Poppy can't change give the phone back to the [turns out handsome] stranger because she the hotel has that number. If she changed her number with the front desk once already, why can't she get her own phone and change it again?! Give the poor guy his phone back! Or call your service provider and have them transfer your number to a new phone! If this woman is as addicted to her phone as she claims to be, I find it hard to believe those thoughts never crossed her mind.

I really wanted to like this, but I don't feel like this book is worth forcing myself to finish.

More About the Author

Sophie Kinsella is the author of the bestselling Shopaholic series as well as the novels Can You Keep a Secret?, The Undomestic Goddess, Remember Me?, Twenties Girl, I've Got Your Number, and Wedding Night. She lives in England.

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