|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
86 Reviews
|
Average Customer Review
Share your thoughts with other customers
Create your own review
|
|
Most Helpful First | Newest First
|
|
22 of 27 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Jack Brooks isn't the only one who needs a counsellor, I'm conflicted too.,
By Karen Shaub "Nickname: Queen B" (the inner reaches of the outer limits) - See all my reviews (VINE VOICE)
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (DVD)
Perhaps if I had stumbled over this film as a rental first instead of buying it outright sight unseen, brand new at Best Buy I might feel more kindly disposed towards it. "WTF?" you are no doubt saying at this point. "You've given it 4 stars and you're saying that you don't like the film?" Well yeah, kinda sorta. I made the mistake of buying it on impulse based on the rave reviews on the cover, the blurb on the back, and some cover art that made it look like the greatest thing since RE-ANIMATOR, EVIL DEAD 2, and ARMY OF DARKNESS. And I can't afford to throw my money away like that, but I took the chance anyway. Needless to say the film didn't deliver what I had been expecting/hoping for, which was something along the lines of a story built around a character like the one John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin from CHEERS) played in HOUSE 2. You know, the electrician who is also an "adventurer" on the side? He takes one look inside the walls of the house and drawls matter of factly, "Yeah, it looks like you have some sort of alternate universe in there." Of course I know better than to go into any film with preconceived notions like that, but in this case my mind just ran away with me and I couldn't help it.
The film stars Robert Englund in one of his best performances in ages as a night school science teacher, Professor Crowley, who has in his class our title character Jack Brooks. Now Jack (played by Trevor Mathews who also co-wrote the story on which the screenplay is based) is just loaded with History. It seems at a very tender age he witnessed his whole family's slaughter at the claws and fangs of some sort of man/monster while they were out camping in the woods. The only thing that saved little Jack's life was the fact that he ran. Running wound up taking control of the rest of his life. He ran from all of the important things in life only to have his pent up rage at his own perceived cowardice erupt at unexpected moments. Anyhoo, one night after class the kindly professor asks Jack (a plumber by trade) if he could possibly stop by his house and help him with a problem he's having with his pipes. (Get your minds out of the gutter, that's not the kind of pipes I meant.) Jack's got nothing better to do, so that very night he checks it out. It seems simple enough at first, but isn't that the way it is with every plumbing problem? Before you know it all matter of disgusting matter is hitting the fan and Jack has to order a new gasket and come back in a couple of days. But by then it will be too late! For no sooner has he left than than a noxious ooze seeps from the ground and its fumes start turn the sweet ol' professor into a meat craving monster! This flick has an awful lot going for it. For one thing there is (as far as I can tell) absolutely no CGI anywhere! Everything is done the good old fashioned way--with prosthetics, puppets, and men in monster suits. Professor Crowley literally erupts into a tentacled creature from hell that sucks the life out its victims and turns them into flesh eating beasts themselves. MONSTER SLAYER is, as it claims to be, a tribute to some of the best flicks from the 1980s, but yet it just doesn't do it for me. The humor it claims to have simply isn't there for one thing, and for me that is a very, very big point indeed. The 1980s was the Golden Age of horror comedy and a large part of the appeal of those flix WAS the humor, whether it was the droll wit of RE-ANIMATOR or the "splat-shtick" approach of Sam Raimi in EVIL DEAD 2. And what's worse JACK BROOKS is a very bland hero! I think the role practically screams for someone who can portray an ordinary everyday man and then rip away all that blandness and channel the comic book spirit of Bruce Campbell when the situation calls for it! I don't know, I just don't know. Perhaps when I watch this film again in a few months all the wonderful parts, the old school effects and so forth, will triumph over my disappointment. That's why I've given it 4 stars instead of 3. Perhaps they intend to make a series out of this character. That has some great possibilities. Oh no! Don't start thinking about what COULD be again, it will only lead to disappointment.
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Highly entertaining throwback to the 80s,
By
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (DVD)
Customer review from the Amazon Vine™ Program (What's this?)
JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER
**** Out of 5 Release Date- August 15th, 2008 Running Time- 85-Minutes Rating- R Screenplay- John Ainslie & Jon Knautz Director- Jon Knautz Starring- Trevor Matthews, Rachel Skarsten, Daniel Kash, Ashley Bryant, David Fox and Robert Englund as Professor Gordon Crowley Going into Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer I had rather low expectations, while the movie looked fairly decent these low budget movies these days are very much hit or miss unlike days of past when these movies were often the strongest the horror genre had. But I have to say Jack Brooks was actually a really entertaining movie that was a fun throw back to low budget horror flicks of the 80s and the influence of Sam Raimi's Evil Dead is quite obvious, which is a good thing. I'm not really a fan of CGI, but I can tolerate it when used a little bit, but I hate when low budget horror flicks use CGI since it almost always looks horrid. I've seen a few movies I enjoyed, but the poor CGI would lower my rating. Jack Brooks goes back to the way these movies should be made without any CGI and fans of that era should at least be pleased with that even if you don't like the movie. The biggest complaint about the movie was the slow pace, but I disagree with that. While Jack Brooks isn't the fastest paced movie I have ever seen I thought the main character was interesting enough to keep my interest until the action kicked in. Jack Brooks may not be a perfect movie, but it is a lot of fun and an excellent throw back to the 80s. A lot of the times the filmmakers tend to try too hard and it often comes out as a mess with a good idea, but where other movies might fail I personally felt Jack Brooks pretty much got it all right. The screenplay by John Ainslie & Jon Knautz was highly entertaining; this isn't meant to be an Oscar winning material, but it's meant to be fun and the script gets it right. The character of Jack Brooks played by Trevor Matthews is an interesting character and is fairly well developed as well. The rest of the characters aren't as interesting, but they all serve their purpose. While the script is a homage to 80s horror it never comes across as a fanboy script, which often is what ruins these movies. Co-writer Jon Knautz makes his feature film debut and it's a movie he can be proud of. Jack Brooks is meant to simply be a fun movie and it always is just that. Like I stated earlier some have complained about the pacing being too slow, but I disagree. Even with the lack of action Knautz always keeps the movie interesting and the pacing never lags. I suppose Jack Brooks could have benefited from more action, but in the end I felt it all worked out well. The final act is a bit over the top, but works well. Even in movies not meant to be realistic sometimes it can still be too over the top, but Knautz makes it work. There isn't much suspense, but I don't think that was the goal by the director, but the action scenes is well done and the comedy aspect adds to the fun level. The performances were fairly good with Trevor Matthews and Robert Englund being the strongest of the cast. Englund is a cult Icon due to the success of A Nightmare on Elm Street, but at times he's been limited by some poor movies, but this stands among one of his best movies in quite some time and it shows in his performance. Trevor Matthews shows some great potential and I really look forward to seeing him in other roles. When all is said and done Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer is highly entertaining, but like any movie not everyone will like it. Fans of 80s horror flicks are the main audience for this movie.
8 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
This "Monster Slayer" Delivers Unexpected Suspense And Great Perfomances--Really!,
By K. Harris "Film aficionado" (Albuquerque, NM) - See all my reviews (TOP 10 REVIEWER) (HALL OF FAME REVIEWER) (REAL NAME)
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (DVD)
Customer review from the Amazon Vine™ Program (What's this?)
As someone who has watched countless "bad" horror movies through the years (many DVDs packaged by Troma and Anchor Bay leap straight to mind), I've come to know what to expect. Just because they're "bad" doesn't mean they aren't enjoyable on some level--they usually play as dumb fun. But, there is a certain laziness inherent in many of these films. It's as if everyone involved knows they are making a stinker, so they go for the cheap laughs and gratuitous gore. They don't take themselves seriously, so the scripts and the actors can be groan-worthy. What do you think I expected from "Jack Brooks Monster Slayer?" (Yes, Anchor Bay). I expected a whole lot less than this nifty little film delivered.
Yes, the plot is a bit silly. (I won't even go into it, the title of the film is sufficient). Yes, the creatures are superficially more laughable than scary. Accepting these limitations, however, "Monster Slayer" was a big surprise. The biggest surprise was in the performances. This film is filled with believable actors--most noteworthy being Trevor Matthews. Matthews, as plumber Jack Brooks, delights with a deadpan humor and actual character development. Brooks has a bit of an anger management problem, and Matthews nails the intensity to give early scenes a real impact. When he kicks into hero mode, I was right there with him. The film builds to a climax involving a dozen characters trapped within a high school, and this is done with genuine suspense. The score is terrific and adds to the drama. In this half of the film, in particular, the screenplay excellently balances silliness and horror. I laughed when appropriate, but the film also delivered effective action sequences and a sense of real danger. I am genuinely surprised to be recommending "Monster Slayer," but I most certainly am--particularly if you're a fan of the genre. So give this unassuming film a try. And I hope to see Matthews again, I see real breakout potential! KGHarris 10/08.
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Awesomely enjoyable,
By N. Durham "Big Evil" (Philadelphia, PA) - See all my reviews (VINE VOICE) (TOP 500 REVIEWER) (HALL OF FAME REVIEWER) (REAL NAME)
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (DVD)
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer is by and far one of the most enjoyable original titles to come from Anchor Bay, and it's easy to see why. Co-producer and co-writer Trevor Matthews stars as the title character, a plumber with some huge anger issues who witnessed the brutal murder of his family by monsters when he was a child. Along with his annoying girlfriend (Birds of Prey's Rachel Skarsten), Jack is taking night classes, but sadly his professor (genre stalwart Robert Englund) has accidentally unleashed a demonic force that is horribly transforming him, and soon enough it's up to Jack to put his rage to some monster-slaying use. With its tongue planted firmly in cheek, Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer is an awesomely enjoyable and bloody treat. The only real flaw with the film is that it's too short, but there is ripe potential here for Jack's monster slaying to continue. Hopefully, it will.
5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Move over Van Helsing, You've been Replaced!!!!!,
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (DVD)
Customer review from the Amazon Vine™ Program (What's this?)
Do you hate CGI??
Jack Brooks does. Do you miss the days of corn syrup, latex, and paper-mache'?? Jack Brooks sure does. Not only is Jack Brooks whipping monster arse, cracking their jaws in half & taking their ugly names, but he's doing it old-school style. Jack Brooks likes the old-school. Plenty of monsters there. Plenty of monsters, but not 1 Computer Generated Image in sight. But......(there's always a but) Jack Brooks has a bit of an anger problem. One he's having trouble controling. Ok so it's a major anger problem. But can you blame the guy?!?! His family was killed by a forest troll when he was just a boy. A helpless boy who stood by unable to help. Now Jack Brooks has a psychiatrist. A partiularly useless one. One who might need to get punched in the face. And then there's school to worry about too. Which is hard enough in itself, without having to deal with a teacher mutating into Krueger The Hutt. Yeah it's a hard life for Jack Brooks, but a monster slayers gotta do what a monster slayers gotta do. Ok seriously though, You're gonna love this movie. It has excellent character development brought to life by a great cast. It has barrels of black-comedy laughs. And lots of Non-CGI monsters. (remember those??) I went into this one thinking it was going to be as lame as a paralyzed sloth. But boy was I pleasantly suprised!!! You've made me a believer Jack. Now I'd like to see Mr. Brooks take on monsters that exist in other movies. Tremors, Critters, Vampires, Sleepwalkers, whatever!! MORAL OF THE STORY: So many monsters. So little time. OR Anger Management is the ability to slay 2 monsters at once.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Good Fun,
By
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
I have to admit that I do occasionally enjoy schlock, and this one goes into that category. Admittedly, some of the story line twisted around on itself and ended up confusing...well, itself. But the characters were such a hoot that you have to forgive any story issues. Trevor Matthews as "Jack Brooks" does a wonderful job playing the hopeless anger management patient. His character's obsessions were expertly played against an infuriating and incompetent world of morons. Brooks' oblivious girlfriend is such a menace that we have to wonder why he hasn't lashed out at her, too. Until you realize that she gives him the only kind of love that he can accept...and then, of course, she hooks up with another guy, who then gets beaten to a pulp. And then the campy Robert Englund. It truly is a blessing to see an actor who knows his script and his character and who knows how to keep the "camp" without overselling it. Is "Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer" a great movie? Heck, no. But it sure is a lot of fun!
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
The only thing missing was horror. BOO!,
By
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (DVD)
This movie was exactly how it was hyped.
good comedy ... good costumes ... hokey Nobody took themselves seriously. The one thing that would have made it better was to scare the crap out of people like Hostel. That would have been something. ;)
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Super Fun! PLUMBER STYLE!,
By Brian Harris "WildsideCinema" (United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (DVD)
I must admit, I was skeptical about Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer but I'm a closet fan of films like Bloody Mallory and Matthew Blackheart: Monster Smasher so I was willing to give this a fair shake. Good thing I did because it's a daRn fine little movie and without a doubt better than the films above. It's no classic but it is indeed B-movie gold, A hardcore creature feature with monster mayhem and gore!
The acting was quite good, the production values high and the story was sound, the only things that could have ruined this film would have been lead Trevor Matthews and, of course, the monsters; both far exceeded my expectations though. Matthews could easily be the next Ash, on a less-than-legendary level, of course. As for the monsters, all latex and puppetry here baby. They were fantastic. If the monsters and gore put a smile on your face, check out this release's numerous special features! It's packed out with just about anything you'd wanna know about this production and the people behind it. Super classy release from Anchor Bay and a sweet flick from Brookstreet. Let's keep those fingers crossed for a sequel. If you're a movie monster fan and you're not phased by low budget B-movies, check Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer out. If nothing else, you'll want to see Robert Englund's hilarious performance as a demon possessed college professor!
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Jack Brooks: Promising Filmmaker,
By
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (DVD)
Its taken awhile to get around to this one, led by positive reaction on pretty much every horror site during Jack Brooks' festival circuit run. For the most part the positive reactions were valid. The film has a lot that many zero budget horror offerings don't. Most impressive, and most important of all in my opinion, is that the film looks good. It's well shot, not too much hand-held, dynamic framing and good light/dark contrast in the many night time scenes. The acting, dodgy at best even in studio horror fare, is pretty good here, the stand out being of course Trevor Matthews as the titular Jack Brooks. That's saying a lot considering Matthews in a stuntman by trade and though he is put through his paces on the physical front, there are a number of scenes where Matthews elicits genuine empathy for Jack. While its always nice to see horror veterans like Robert Englund working, he hams it up alittle too much, and its especially noticeable in scenes with the 'playing-it-straight' Matthews. Actually, there's a very curious scene that involves the two actors that is played so dead pan, I'm still not sure If I was reading it right. It involves a lot of talk of Jack coming around to 'unblock' the professor's (Englund) pipes. I read homoerotic, but you be the judge. The all important FX in Jack Brooks is also handled very well, when not in tight close-up. It is here the film's inspirations are laid bare, Evil Dead II and Peter Jackson's Brain Dead, to an almost blinding degree, but director Knautz can be forgiven for this indulgence as he has his fun with such glowing reverence. However, all the above doesn't not a cult classic make. Jack Brooks is a one note, one idea story stretched out to nearly 90 minutes. It should be half that. We really only get to the good stuff in the last half an hour. It really feels like many scenes are just padding, especially those with Jack's anger management councilor and all the classroom scenes with Englund. This excess of scenes over states minor story and character developments making everything more predictable and in turn the viewer more impatient to get to there foregone conclusion.
While it really should have been a short film (though I know they would have never got the funding for it) the filmmakers behind Jack Brooks should still be proud, as the elements that do work, work well.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Who Needs Therapy When You Can Slay A Monster?!,
By
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (DVD)
"What is your childhood trauma?", you may ask the tightly-wound, could-go-off-at-any-time-over-anything Jack Brooks.
His parents and sister were killed by a troll-monster when he was a child. Is that traumatic enough for ya? But fate is about to lead him to his destiny. You see, he is taking a night class at the insistence of his shrew-ish girlfriend, and the Prof who teaches the class (Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Robert Englund, who is as expected, an absolute delight to watch)asks him to come over to his home one night to check out a plumbing problem (oh, yes, did I mention our soon-to-be-hero is a plumber?) Jack does what he can and leaves the grateful Professor. . . who soon becomes posessed by a mysterious mist that comes into his home, whereupon his eyes become completely pitch-black (the beginning of some nifty, old-school makeup/special fx)and he is driven, seemingly by some unseen force propelling him, to go outside and dig up an old chest that is buried in his yard. The next morning, with little to no memory of what he did the night before, he wakes up, still outside in his yard, and drags said old chest into his house and opens it. He finds a black heart and picks it up . . . and it immediately forces itself down his throat, commencing his creepy, gory (and funny) transformation. For starters, he becomes a slob with a seemingly insatiable appetite (for meat; he spits out vegetables) and messy eating habits, chowing down on lunch-meat, chicken, and eventually (off camera, thank goodness), his own, poor dog. He shows up in class, however, and tries to teach (his students find his disturbing appearance/behavior more amusing than anything at this point). Jack, meanwhile, has gotten the 4-1-1 from an older local man about some strange goings-on in that same house that he was a witness to - his own uncle's transformation into a ravenous monster that eventually attacked him. He managed to shoot and kill his uncle, but not before losing his own hand (bitten off by dear old Unc). Jack returns to class, and we see the Prof's final tranasformation into what can best be described as a cross between an oversized Robert Englund head and Jaba the Hut. Said Prof Monster commences grabbing students and monster-izing them, and Jack finds a useful way to express his rage - getting his can of whoop-a@@ out and using it on monsters like the one who killed his family back in the day. A final battle ensues, with lots of pleasantly cheesy monster makeup, tentacles that drip puss, hand-to-hand combat that sometimes involves the use of an axe and/or some other sharp or heavy object. Good times. After the Prof Monster has been dispatched once and for all, and having finally kicked his no-good girlfriend to the curb, Jack shares a hot kiss with a lovely classmate that, up until that point, he had barely exchanged two words with. (I just saved you from having your pretty face messed up by being turned into a demon - pucker up, baby!) In the final scene, we see a primitive village in some tropical locale being menaced by a Cycolps - and who should emerge to battle said Cyclops? You guessed it - our Jack, dirty, dreadlocked, and looking older but somehow more peaceful . . . until it comes time to unleash his wrath on the monster-du-jour. Good acting, Robert Englund, old-school-eighties' special effects . . . as I said earlier, good times. Recommended. Cheers. |
|
Most Helpful First | Newest First
|
|
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer [Blu-ray] by Jon Knautz (Blu-ray - 2009)
$17.98 $12.99
In Stock | ||