Southern fried humor with a heaping helping of action adventure. The second greatest story ever told. WARNING: In a serious effort to test the effects of Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, a random, double blind, controlled study was performed on participants reading the novel, versus those taking a placebo, sugar pill. Please be advised of the following results: Readers of Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, no relation to the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses religion, exhibited elevated emotional levels, leading to uncontrolled laughter, watery eyes, increased libido, and a general feeling of euphoria. The placebo group displayed none of these symptoms. The author and publisher have determined that while reading Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, consumers should not fly airplanes, ride horses, operate heavy machinery, perform open heart surgery, drive automobiles, or ride motorcycles.
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This book pretty much covered all aspects of humor! I loved how so many different outlooks were presented, yet they all were brought together in a great way! The author had great insight to many details, which made you feel as though he has lived each one out himself!The author did a great job with this book in that many different age groups can relate---at least something in their life would match the characters. Could there be a sequel coming...?
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Fun and adventure,
By Lucinda Howe (Columbia, SC USA) - See all my reviews
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"Jehovah's Witness Protection Program" is the funniest book I've ever read. Every chapter made me laugh out loud, cry, or both. The novel is a rare combination of action, adventure, and romance all rolled into one with an abundance of humor. It's hard to read "Jehovah's Witness Protection Program" and not feel more alive. If the author reads this, I hope you will write another book because I can't wait to read it. This book reminded me of my college experience, especially the idiotic behavior during those times of my life. Also, it was amazing to pull off a story with the FBI, CIA, Hebrew Defense League, and Christian Right all working against one another with a common interest. Please write a sequel!!!
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