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With summer in full swing and a record-breaking Fourth of July crowd soaking up the boardwalk sun, Seaside Heights is the place to be in New Jersey! But when an illegal coastal drilling operation inadvertently unleashes a horde of man-eating albino bull sharks, the city is hurled into deadly chaos! Can a local Jersey crew band together to fend off the blood thirsty, ravenous sharks before the whole town is consumed?
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars
Flashes Of Bad Movie Magic, But Generally Uneven SyFy Monster Movie Mash-Up
August 31, 2012
Format:Amazon Instant Video
3 1/2 Stars For Lovers Of SyFy Original Movies
1 1/2 Stars For Everyone Else
If the very idea of combining Jersey Shore with the monster mayhem of a traditional SyFy movie doesn't appeal to you instantly, then I doubt you will enjoy anything about "Jersey Shore Shark Attack." But let's face it, there are those of us who live for these silly creations! And the idea behind this picture is truly inspired. With an appealing cast taking on skewed representations of the real life personages of the famed MTV series (Nooki and The Complication are two character names), I wanted so badly for this to be a home run. There are many flashes of comic genius, but there are also stretches of sheer dullness as well. It's this uneven tone that disappoints, as if the screenwriter wasn't fully committed to making this as lunatic as it needed to be.
Make no mistake, this is a horrendously bad movie. It was made to be so. The question, though, must be whether or not it is fun. Strangely, while this ticks many of the boxes that would make it a ridiculous camp classic, the weakest element is the actual plot. Anytime the action involves anyone other than the young Jersey Shore heroes, the movie all but grinds to a halt. No offense to the name actors who show up for a paycheck (Paul Sorvino, William Atherton, Jack Scalia), but they add very little to the actual movie. Don't try to explain town economics, real estate development, or cultural prejudices--just bring on the foam sharks and the bad impressions! My delight stems more from the Jersey Shore satire and painful special effects than for any creativity in plotting this creature feature.... Read more ›
1 1/2 Stars For Everyone Else
If the very idea of combining Jersey Shore with the monster mayhem of a traditional SyFy movie doesn't appeal to you instantly, then I doubt you will enjoy anything about "Jersey Shore Shark Attack." But let's face it, there are those of us who live for these silly creations! And the idea behind this picture is truly inspired. With an appealing cast taking on skewed representations of the real life personages of the famed MTV series (Nooki and The Complication are two character names), I wanted so badly for this to be a home run. There are many flashes of comic genius, but there are also stretches of sheer dullness as well. It's this uneven tone that disappoints, as if the screenwriter wasn't fully committed to making this as lunatic as it needed to be.
Make no mistake, this is a horrendously bad movie. It was made to be so. The question, though, must be whether or not it is fun. Strangely, while this ticks many of the boxes that would make it a ridiculous camp classic, the weakest element is the actual plot. Anytime the action involves anyone other than the young Jersey Shore heroes, the movie all but grinds to a halt. No offense to the name actors who show up for a paycheck (Paul Sorvino, William Atherton, Jack Scalia), but they add very little to the actual movie. Don't try to explain town economics, real estate development, or cultural prejudices--just bring on the foam sharks and the bad impressions! My delight stems more from the Jersey Shore satire and painful special effects than for any creativity in plotting this creature feature.... Read more ›
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Format:Blu-ray
The Jersey Shore is under attack by CG generated red-eyed albino "Moby Dick" sharks. This is a campy cleavage filled take off of "Jersey Shore" and shark attack movies. The production utilizes Troma style blood squirts and occasional body parts. The dialouge ranges from clever to sad and includes many bad shark attack lines such as: "You're not half the man I am."
Spoofs include hunting sharks with Roman candles and M-80s. Typical shark movie criticisms include deep water sharks in shallow water and people seen standing in water in one scene are shown treading water from underneath. Cameo appearance by Joey Fatone, who I discovered is his real name and not a gag name (Fat one) although one can't help but think that in this film.
Enjoyable Snooki spoof. I don't watch "Jersey Shore" and don't know of anyone who admits to it, but everyone knows Snooki. I am sure "Jersey Shore" fans will have more to howl about in this film.
PARENTAL GUIDE: No f-bombs, sex, or nudity. Implied sex with couple in bed on morning after. Lame wet t-shirt contest with contestants wearing bikini tops under shirts...I mean where's the point? 4 stars for those who like bad campy films.
Spoofs include hunting sharks with Roman candles and M-80s. Typical shark movie criticisms include deep water sharks in shallow water and people seen standing in water in one scene are shown treading water from underneath. Cameo appearance by Joey Fatone, who I discovered is his real name and not a gag name (Fat one) although one can't help but think that in this film.
Enjoyable Snooki spoof. I don't watch "Jersey Shore" and don't know of anyone who admits to it, but everyone knows Snooki. I am sure "Jersey Shore" fans will have more to howl about in this film.
PARENTAL GUIDE: No f-bombs, sex, or nudity. Implied sex with couple in bed on morning after. Lame wet t-shirt contest with contestants wearing bikini tops under shirts...I mean where's the point? 4 stars for those who like bad campy films.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
By Michael Cota
Format:Blu-ray|Amazon Verified Purchase
She wanted this so bad and was very happy, i watched it and it was actually pretty funny. good stuff.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars
Flashes Of Bad Movie Magic, But Generally Uneven SyFy Monster Movie Mash-Up
April 20, 2013
Format:Blu-ray
3 1/2 Stars For Lovers Of SyFy Original Movies
1 1/2 Stars For Everyone Else
If the very idea of combining Jersey Shore with the monster mayhem of a traditional SyFy movie doesn't appeal to you instantly, then I doubt you will enjoy anything about "Jersey Shore Shark Attack." But let's face it, there are those of us who live for these silly creations! And the idea behind this picture is truly inspired. With an appealing cast taking on skewed representations of the real life personages of the famed MTV series (Nooki and The Complication are two character names), I wanted so badly for this to be a home run. There are many flashes of comic genius, but there are also stretches of sheer dullness as well. It's this uneven tone that disappoints, as if the screenwriter wasn't fully committed to making this as lunatic as it needed to be.
Make no mistake, this is a horrendously bad movie. It was made to be so. The question, though, must be whether or not it is fun. Strangely, while this ticks many of the boxes that would make it a ridiculous camp classic, the weakest element is the actual plot. Anytime the action involves anyone other than the young Jersey Shore heroes, the movie all but grinds to a halt. No offense to the name actors who show up for a paycheck (Paul Sorvino, William Atherton, Jack Scalia), but they add very little to the actual movie. Don't try to explain town economics, real estate development, or cultural prejudices--just bring on the foam sharks and the bad impressions! My delight stems more from the Jersey Shore satire and painful special effects than for any creativity in plotting this creature feature.... Read more ›
1 1/2 Stars For Everyone Else
If the very idea of combining Jersey Shore with the monster mayhem of a traditional SyFy movie doesn't appeal to you instantly, then I doubt you will enjoy anything about "Jersey Shore Shark Attack." But let's face it, there are those of us who live for these silly creations! And the idea behind this picture is truly inspired. With an appealing cast taking on skewed representations of the real life personages of the famed MTV series (Nooki and The Complication are two character names), I wanted so badly for this to be a home run. There are many flashes of comic genius, but there are also stretches of sheer dullness as well. It's this uneven tone that disappoints, as if the screenwriter wasn't fully committed to making this as lunatic as it needed to be.
Make no mistake, this is a horrendously bad movie. It was made to be so. The question, though, must be whether or not it is fun. Strangely, while this ticks many of the boxes that would make it a ridiculous camp classic, the weakest element is the actual plot. Anytime the action involves anyone other than the young Jersey Shore heroes, the movie all but grinds to a halt. No offense to the name actors who show up for a paycheck (Paul Sorvino, William Atherton, Jack Scalia), but they add very little to the actual movie. Don't try to explain town economics, real estate development, or cultural prejudices--just bring on the foam sharks and the bad impressions! My delight stems more from the Jersey Shore satire and painful special effects than for any creativity in plotting this creature feature.... Read more ›
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
By Ivan
Format:Blu-ray|Amazon Verified Purchase
Happy to see any incarnation of the Jersey Shore clan together in a movie. Originally aired on Syfy channel which is the very first time I seen the film.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Format:Blu-ray|Amazon Verified Purchase
This is one of the greatest movies I have ever seen in my life. Well worth the money. This film deserves an Oscar.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars
MY IQ DROPPED WHEN WATCHED
This attempt of a b class movie is a joke. Running off the attempt of the jersey shore fame in an attempt to spread that fame. Horrible film style, actors, and shark scenes. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Michael Koch
2.0 out of 5 stars
It's a good laugh...
I like stupid shark movies. This one was bad. There were some very funy parts, well at least one. I almost didn't finish watching it. But I did and in the end, it was ok. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Cheri Bartlett
1.0 out of 5 stars
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
To Me This Movie Bombed Really Bad, This Movie Is Only Good If You Like The Jersey Shore Chacters And Then You Have To Have A Really Open Minded Ness.
Published 3 months ago by stoneyloc
5.0 out of 5 stars
I don't know why everyone hates this film
I know people have given this film some of the worst reviews and feel it's a terrible film, but personally after seeing the film I thought it was quite funny. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Ted E. Kissel
1.0 out of 5 stars
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
The Jersey Shore is rocked by a prehistoric species of sharks after an illegal drilling operation awakens them from an underwater cave, leaving it is up to a group of greased-up... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Carl Manes
5.0 out of 5 stars
Jersey Shore
What can I say? My son was one of the characters in this film....so of course it was fun to watch. Corny...yes...but that's what Jersey Shore is isn't it? Read more
Published 4 months ago by Bonnie Booko
1.0 out of 5 stars
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
I bought this DVD just to compare it to "Jersey Shore" and "Jaws" I wasn't disappointed! It was worse than "Jersey Shore" and the characters even more disgusting. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Robert C. Schaeffer
4.0 out of 5 stars
Best worse movie ever
Best worse movie ever.... bound to be the next Rocky Horror Picture show. A true cult classic one for the ages...Gudio!!!!!!!!
Published 5 months ago by Anthony V. Lizzi
