"What's wrong with this town anyway?" I wailed to Elizabeth as I climbed into the passenger seat.
"Could you be more specific?" Elizabeth asked. But her eyes were twinkling with that superior, Jessica's-just-being-Jessica look.
"You know what I'm talking about!" I said grumpily. "All of a sudden, everybody's dating someone. Like, seriously dating. It's sick!"
"Like Jason Mann and Andrea Slade?"
"Why does Andrea need a steady boyfriend?" I demanded, staring out the window as the neighborhood began to roll past. A sophomore boy and girl I barely knew were walking home from school together, holding hands. I narrowed my eyes at them as the Jeep picked up speed.
"Why shouldn't Andrea have a boyfriend?" Elizabeth asked in her most reasonable voice. I hate reasonable voices.
"Her father's Jamie Peters--a rock star, for goodness sake! She's got money out the wazoo. Andrea could date a different big-time musician or actor every night of the week! What business does she have, taking a perfectly good basketball player out of circulation?"
"Still haven't found a date to the dance Friday?" Elizabeth asked. Now she sounded more sympathetic than amused. I wasn't sure if that was an improvement.
"Don't feel sorry for me!" I ordered. "That's the last thing I need."
"I could ask Todd if there are any guys on the team who don't have dates yet," Elizabeth offered.
I whirled on her. "I'm not a charity case!"
"I didn't say you were," Elizabeth replied calmly.
"Besides," I added, "I've checked out every boy on the basketball team. Jason was the last. Since when is every basketball player at school spoken for?" I demanded. "Not to mention football players, soccer players, and tennis players."
Elizabeth shrugged. "I don't know why you're making a federal case out of it. It happens sometimes. Right now, everyone happens to be involved with somebody else. A month from now, some of those couples will have split up."
"I can't wait a month! The dance is in two days!"
"Is it really that big a deal?" asked my twin. "Will the world end if you go to a dance by yourself? Plenty of guys will dance with you, even if they came with other people."
I glared at her. "I told you, I'm not a charity case. But I don't know why I'm talking to you about this. You and Todd have been together so long you're practically married."
"What's wrong with finding someone you love and having a serious relationship?"
"It's probably your boring, serious-relationship influence that's turned everybody else in town into boring, serious-relationship couples. It's like going to school with everybody's grandparents!"
"Thanks a lot," Elizabeth said, annoyed. "So what are you going to do about the dance?"
"I'll find somebody," I vowed. "There's got to be one boy in this whole dumb town who remembers how to have fun!"
But I'd flirted with at least twenty guys since Monday. And so far, I hadn't found a good prospect.