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Jewish As a Second Language [Audio Cassette]

Molly Katz (Author)
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)


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July 1992
When Molly Katz married a Gentile, she never expected him to master words like schmatta and schlemiel, but she also didn't realize how different Jews are from the people who aren't. Real Jewish has nothing to do with Yiddish, but is instead full of complex twists and somersaults on everyday speech, of unexpected nuances, hidden meanings, and swampy thickets of behavior.

As much about culture as it is about phrases, this guide covers everything from body language-the shrugs, the hands, the faces-to behavior, customs, quirks, and ordering Chinese food. The author reveals how an ingrown toenail can be worried into a life-threatening condition. She lists items never found in Jewish homes-trout flies, Rottweilers, drawers of peek-a-boo nighties-and appropriate words for when someone gets sick: "I'm not surprised," and "Oh, my God, I was with you last week!"

So you'll sit, you'll read, you'll laugh.

Over 217,000 copies in print.
--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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From the Back Cover

IT'S A NICE BOOK.

Molly Katz is Jewish and her husband is not.

  • To help him-and every other poor soul who might believe a Jewish mother-in-law's "Don't bother driving me, I'll take a cab"-here is the indispensable guide to the complex twists, unexpected nuances and hidden meanings of Jewish language and culture.

  • Not: your religion; e.g., "She's Jewish, but her husband's Not."

    Learn All the Family Secrets

    From: The Positive Insult

  • The Negative Compliment

  • The Shrugs, The Faces, The Hands

    To: The Viennese Table

  • The Buying of the Suit / The Returning of the Suit

  • The Basic Psychology of Raising a Jewish Child: "You're wonderful/You'll never be good enough," "Eat/Be thin," "Save/Spend/Earn/Give/Buy/Keep"

    The perfect gift. So you'll give.

    --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

  • About the Author

    Molly Katz is the author of seven humorous romance novels and many newspaper and magazine articles. A former stand-up comedian, she now performs at her word processor. The hours are better for her complexion and she doesn't need to wear quite as much jewelery. She and her husband Bill Parkhurst live in Dobbs Ferry, New York. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

    Product Details

    • Audio Cassette
    • Publisher: Dove Entertainment Inc (July 1992)
    • Language: English
    • ISBN-10: 1558004793
    • ISBN-13: 978-1558004795
    • Product Dimensions: 7 x 4.3 x 0.6 inches
    • Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces
    • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
    • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,553,215 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

    More About the Author

    Molly Katz is a native Neyawka, as if you couldn't tell. A former stand-up comedian, she is the author of the humor best-seller Jewish as a Second Language, as well as the psychological thrillers Nobody Believes Me; Love, Honour, and Kill; No One Saw Anything; and Presumed Guilty. Her best-selling fiction is published in over 20 countries. She has also written seven humorous romance novels.

     

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    26 of 27 people found the following review helpful:
    5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious book on Jewish life is one vitz after another, November 2, 1999
    By A Customer
    Former stand-up comic Molly Katz, inspired by her marriage to a goy, has written a book for Gentiles who marry Jews. Katz expects - even demands - that you will yiddify your worldview, body language, eating habits, gastro-intestinal issues, child-rearing ideas, etc. when you join a Jewish family. Tidbits like "all Jews worry about everything all the time" and "you can have a Jewish wedding without a chuppa but not without a Viennese Table," while slight exaggerations, ring true. Having myself grown up Jewish I recall countless hours spent obsessing over medical problems, Chinese food, money, curtains, schools, etc. A bit more emphasis on Yiddish would have been a plus but the tips Katz gives on word usage and phraseology alone are worth the price of the book (eg, "How long are you married" for "how long have you been married"). Molly Katz is a letz (wit) who gently and affectionately pokes fun at our sometimes overwhelming, always delicious culture, mind-body axis, and worldview.
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    6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
    5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoy!, September 5, 2003
    By A Customer
    I see myself -- and half my relatives in this upclose and personal look at ourselves.

    If you liked this, you also love a great little package I found called, "A LITTLE JOY, A LITTLE OY" The book and the calendars are not only funny and filled with Yinglishisms, manner-Yidims, but also serious and poignant moments.

    Randy from Brooklyn

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    7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
    5.0 out of 5 stars But, some of my best friends are Jewish, July 3, 2005
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    A Southern Reader (New Orleans, LA United States) - See all my reviews
    I'm not Jewish, though after reading Katz's book, I'm thinking about converting. This is one funny book. Lot of laugh out louds. A side benefit is the non-Jewish reader will develop much more of an appreciation of ( or toleration of ) his/her Jewish friends.

    So, what's not to like about this book ? Get you some lox and bagels and hunker down for a really fun read.
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