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**INCREDIBLE & ONE OF A KIND ->BUT NOISY!!**
on November 2, 2011
...or I so would have happily given it 5 stars!! I call mine "Jeannie" and I bought her in June of 2010; ALL my sex toys have names and Jeannie looks like a girl so I'll be referring to her as "she". So she truly IS an amazing and extremely unique sex toy and because she sits on a charger all day she's nice and STRONG if that's what you require, plus always READY FOR YOU. Here are the pro's, con's and other thoughts about her along with my experiences:
1.) **THE BEST SEX TOY & VIBRATOR I'VE EVER HAD BY FAR -> YES, YES, YES!!!**
2.) Being waterproof is a great plus!!
3.) STRONG and INTENSE - WOW, you won't be disappointed!! (Just exactly as the sales girl told me at Larry Flynt's Sex Shoppe in West Hollywood, CA, "Hustler", where Jeannie was first purchased, but this is the LEAST expensive price I've seen her yet so BUY HERE FROM AMAZON!!)!!
4.) This baby's STRONG!! Anything AC or that comes with a charger you can't go wrong. Beware of sex toys that require batteries - it's a big red flag that they probably SUCK!!
5.) The variable intensity control is AWESOME and easy to access while in progress w/out interruption.
6.) The 4 different choices of vibes make it really cool altho you can control this manually by the way you or your partner applies the right amount of pressure to your "sweet spots".
7.) SUPER TRAVEL SIZE and holds a charge forever -> YES!!! Take her ANYWHERE!!!
8.) Small size and not bulky for home sex - I keep her inside my pillowcase on hot nights or under the pillow so I always know where she is to grab her fast!!
9.) Altho women in other reviews have complained about their inability of being able to know which buttons your pressing because they can't see them while in operation and likely while having HOT STEAMING SEX, (so this is uncool), I can tell you that you CAN EASILY learn to operate her completely by TOUCH in the dark, no problem at all, she Braille is NOT required - just a few BRAINS!! **TA-DA!!**
*FIRST AND FOREMOST:) She makes the most "OBNOXIOUS NOISE" that is also stated on other women's reviews and videos about the Form 2 Jimmyjane. See more about this later).
2.) I don't like silicone anything because of the drag - you need lubricant BIG time. This is why GLASS is so cool but try finding a glass vibrator. I recommend "V" by Vie as the best.
3.) She's very expensive $$$.
4.) She's smaller than most vibrators but still too lumpy when she's between partners in the missionary position and can be distracting, (depending how much of a pain in the ass your partner is like mine).
1.) I feel the TWO independent motors in each "ear" are not necessary and really jacked up already EXPENSIVE price. Most women know if they are "left" or "right-clitted" and most are naturally left-clitted. Anatomy says it's "either" - "or" and I've never heard of both sides so I wonder if they could have built an optional ONE eared Jeannie sold at a lower price.
2. The cool unique design has both pro's and cons.
2.) My boyfriend referred to her as "a third party"...personally I think he's jealous. Last time we used her I was on a 2 pillows and he was behind me and I asked if he felt ok then and he was like "NO!! STAY JUST AS YOU ARE -> BOTH OF YOU!!" **HA!!**
(She massages his balls too in this position while keeping me turned on full-tilt!!)
*--->The WORST problem: Yeah, that TERRIBLE NOISE is truly "OBNOXIOUS"!! And she'll do it upon increasing the intensity of the vibrations AND many times just spontaneously out of the blue which totally SUCKS and wicked interrupts the mood with a partner AND alone, it's that distracting and annoying. There's a AWESOME video about the details and you can actually HEAR how this happens in this vid...I'm trying to find it now so please do come back for the link - it's the BEST VID on the Form 2 Jimmyjane I've ever seen and very explicit regarding all functions -> GOTTA SEE THIS & the vid creator is wonderful!! I seriously hope for the high price that the Jimmyjane Company addresses this problem and SOON TOO!!
(But I've seen others in this price range that don't hold a candle so by comparison she's still the BEST sex toy in spite of the money).
Don't buy all kinds of expensive cleaners and sterilizers - the instructions say simply used soap & water and it's been working just fine for me.
I HATE silicone & you waste tons of lubricant with it!! The BEST one to buy that goes the furthest by far is "V" by Vie and sold here but you can go directly to the [...] Vie website and got the best deal there. These have no junk in them and are VERY slippery!! The best ones are the regular, (blue band), the white band one for extra sensitive skin is the absolute BEST and the blue band gel, (not the "cold" one - that's a light blue band), is good for anal sex and insertable silicone sex toys. A little of this stuff goes a LONG way so it's very cost effective.
My best advice I can give anyone about buying sex toys is that GLASS is the CLEANEST and the SAFEST also requiring the least amount of lube. You can boil glass too. Course, the downside is I have not found any glass vibrators yet and they don't bend. But my little Jeannie with the BIG BANG between my legs is my FAVORITE so far, (along with a glass rod to enhance pleasure more intensely if your partner's too tired or being a lazy pain to get in on the action). Yes, a BIG BANG - TRUST ME...as the girl in the shoppe told me, "BUY THIS, I HAVE ONE MYSELF AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS - IT'S MY FAVORITE SEX TOY BY FAR!!"
**SO HAVE A BLAST & BEST OF LUCK TO YOU!!**
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