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Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire [Paperback]

Malcolm R. Campbell
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August 12, 2009
Mainstream humor with a dash of mystery... A throwback to Hollywood's film noir reporters, Jock Stewart is out of touch with the looming world of digital journalism. While he goes out of his way to mock those in authority by pretending to kowtow to them, he admits he does his best work by being an a**hole. A mix of Don Rickles and Don Quixote, Stewart is the man for the job when the skirts are up and the chips are down... Hard-boiled reporter Jock Stewart wakes up on the morning after the Star-Gazer office party with a hangover and an old flame in his bed and he cuddles up with the mayor's wife in the back seat of a 1953 Desoto. Between these defining moments, he investigates the theft of the mayor's race horse Sea of Fire and the murder of his publisher's girl friend, Bambi Hill. Stewart discovers the truth for his news stories via an interview style based on lies, pretense and audacious behavior...

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Readers who enjoy hard-bitten, wisecracking characters will surely fall in love with Jock Stewart, the main character in the new Malcolm Campbell novel, Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire. The story of the book revolves around the disappearance of the race horse, Sea of Fire, but it features a wagon load of human horsing around by the many colorful characters Campbell created, including Coral Snake Smith, Parker House, a preacher named Cotton Mouth and the Krispy Kreme eating police chief Kruller. While reading the story and gathering the clues, that frequently came to light as Stewart dialogued with his own intuition, readers may find themselves having great fun picking up the puns, word plays and hilarious cloaked references to cultural and historical items. Jock Stewart is an old time newspaperman, whose blunt force sarcasm keeps him in hot water with his bosses, co-workers and the police. But if not for his pressing the issue, the mystery would definitely not have been resolved. Stewart, Malcolm Campbell's self-acknowledged alter ego, is also the author's vehicle to decry the effects of the digital age on the craft of writing and the elegance of language. I found the book entertaining, and it might even become profitable, if I can get permission from the author to use the sermon outline he provided in chapter 13! --Ralph Bryant

About the Author

Malcolm R. Campbell, author of the novels The Sun Singer (2004) and the satire Worst of Jock Stewart (2006) has been published Nonprofit World, Nostalgia Magazine, The Smoking Poet, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution , the Great Lakes Bulletin, the Rosicrucian Digest, Future Earth Magazine and training and manufacturing trade magazines The Sun Singer was a finalist in the 2004 ForeWord Magazine Book of the Year Awards. A contributing writer for Living Jackson Magazine in northeast Georgia, Campbell also works as a grant writer for nonprofit organizations. Since 2005, Campbell has maintained the Morning Satirical News weblog where his alter ego, Jock Stewart, takes a cynical, sarcastic and randomly humorous look at real and/or imagined news. The early posts from this weblog served as the basis for the satire, Worst of Jock Stewart. Junction City, the Star-Gazer newspaper and the primary characters in Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire were born at the Morning Satirical News. While both Campbell and Stewart learned to handset justified columns of metal type out of a California Job Case and copy fit headlines without using layout software, everything else in Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire is more or less fictional. Campbell was graduated from Florida State University with a B.A. in radio-television writing, with a minor in English, and from Syracuse University with an M. A. in journalism. He also attended the University of Colorado as a journalism student and a weekend climbing participant at the school s Mountain Recreation Department. He served in the U. S. Navy as a journalist between 1968 and 1970, writing news stories and features for the military and the civilian press while on board the aircraft carrier U. S. S. Ranger (CVA-61) and while stationed at the Great Lakes Naval Station. Campbell lives in Jefferson, Georgia with his wife Lesa, of 22 years, a former newspaper reporter, systems analyst, and the consulting director of the Crawford W. Long Museum. In December, Campbell finished serving four years, three as chair, on the Jefferson Historic Preservation Commission. Both Campbells have been active in the town's Main Street Program. An avid reader and book reviewer, Campbell especially enjoys the novels of Sunetra Gupta, Italo Calvino, Diana Gabaldon, Susanna Clarke, Cormac McCarthy and Carlos Ruiz Zafon.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 220 pages
  • Publisher: Vanilla Heart Publishing (August 12, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1935407147
  • ISBN-13: 978-1935407140
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.5 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,162,807 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Malcolm R. Campbell is the author of satire and contemporary fantasy novels: "The Sun Singer" (2004, 2010 second edition), "Sarabande" (2011), "Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire" (2009). His "Jock Talks...Politics" collection of satire is a Pushcart Prize 2013 nominee.

His paranormal short stories "Moonlight and Ghosts" and "Cora's Crossing were released in September 2012 for Kindle fans. The three novels in the Garden of Heaven Trilogy will be released in 2013, beginning with "The Seeker."

A former technical writer and college journalism teacher, Campbell lives in northeast Georgia.

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5.0 out of 5 stars The Man of Many Faces September 23, 2009
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Jock Stewart has a quick answer to everything. He is sharp, unafraid to express himself, and loves to make people squirm in their chairs while he digs around for the "truth". He has the answer to everything except love. As much as Stewart portrays an outward appearance of a sarcastic journalist who has his life under control, there are many signs that he is afraid to uncover the real truth about himself. Campbell brings his readers to a place where it is hard to distinguish between reality and our own versions of it.

For those that like authors like Vonnegut or Miller, "Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire" is a must-read. The book contains a lot of dark humour, moments of sexual tension, and characters that go back and forth between light and dark. Campbell's play on words and original plot is sure to keep any reader on his or her toes.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Old-Time Noir, Kicked Up a Notch September 19, 2009
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Meet Jock Stewart: irascible, sarcastic, somewhat reckless. He's Guy Noir freed from the confines of public radio.

Armed with a sharp wit and a (secretly) soft heart, Jock sets out to investigate the theft of the mayor's missing horse, Sea of Fire. For readers, arriving at the solution to the crime is secondary to simply enjoying as the colorful (and aptly named) characters become embroiled in a multitude of small-town hi-jinks. From the opening paragraph, Jock finds himself sucked into a world of deception, murder, and illicit trysts. Despite being set in modern times (as evidenced by the existence of Krispy Kremes), Sea of Fire has a delightfully old-time noir feel, kicked up a notch by fast-paced dialog and laugh out loud puns.

Malcolm Campbell clearly had fun writing this story, which takes the reader through as many twists and turns as a plate of the Purple Platter diner's spaghetti. Though his characters are obvious caricatures (such as Chief Kruller and Sergeant Bismarck), that doesn't mean they are in any way predictable. In fact, readers may find themselves surprised on several fronts, not the least of which being how much they've enjoyed the ride.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Had Me Laughing on First Page July 5, 2010
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Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire is the first novel starring the wise-cracking journalist who heretofore has appeared in the Morning Satirical New blog and in the satire news article collection The Worst of Jock Stewart. (Jock Stewart is rumored to be the alter-ego of author Malcolm R. Campbell.) Jock Stewart is an old school journalist who started his career by handsetting metal type and doesn't appreciate the nuances of the upcoming digital news age as much as his editor wishes he would. As the Star-Gazer newspaper transitions toward a paperless future where Jock will no longer "report" the news, but merely "facilitate" discussion between (unpaid) bloggers and Internet users, Jock struggles to complete his one last, real news assignment. Unfortunately, the missing race horse Sea of Fire just refuses to turn up; his owners can't even commit to admitting he's been stolen, and the #1 suspect is Jock's on-again-off-again girlfriend, last seen leaving Jock's house without her little black dress. Then, there's the murder ...

First of all, I have to say that you shouldn't read this book for the mystery. I couldn't summon much concern for a race horse that may or may not have been stolen, and I never had any doubt about the mastermind behind the murder. The pleasure in reading this book is in the humor - rather in the vein of Joan Hess's Maggody series. Junction City is full of quirky, laughable characters whose daily activities are more interesting than the central mystery, and Jock Stewart's wise-cracking persona provides, even in third person, an enjoyable narration full of puns and word play. Whether it's Officer House, who, after accidentally shooting off his left nut (to be clarified as his sole remaining nut), no longer "has what it takes" to be a patrolman - or local author Cane Molasses who was roughed up by an unidentified woman for making the naughty slut in his novel "just like me" (to be clarified as the unidentified woman and not me) - Jock Stewart and the Missing Sea of Fire is full of fun, chuckles, and belly laughs.
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