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John Cleese - Wine for the Confused (2004)

John Cleese , Alyce Faye Eichelberger , David Kennard  |  NR |  DVD
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: John Cleese, Alyce Faye Eichelberger
  • Directors: David Kennard
  • Writers: John Cleese, David Kennard
  • Producers: Victoria Simpson
  • Format: Color, Dolby, NTSC
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono)
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: NR (Not Rated)
  • Studio: KOCH VISION
  • DVD Release Date: August 9, 2005
  • Run Time: 92 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0009NZ6P2
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #91,921 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "John Cleese - Wine for the Confused" on IMDb

Special Features

  • Includes visits to wineries seen in the film Sideways
  • Features extended conversations with wine experts
  • Additional wine tips from John Cleese
  • Special appearance by Brendan Frasier

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Product Description

Wine is confusing…overwhelming even. So where do you start if you want to learn more about it? Join John Cleese on an entertaining and personal look at the world of winemaking and discover: how to find wines that taste good to you, how to make sure you get the best value and how to keep and serve wine at home.

Monty Python alums have made good second careers hosting documentary programs, such as Terry Jones's Crusades. Now John Cleese turns his attention to the subject of wine in Wine for the Confused, originally broadcast as a special on Food Network.

Listen to our interview with John Cleese.

"Don't let anyone ever try to tell you what wine you like, because people have different tastes and we shall honor that," he heralds at the start. The point of the program is clear and simple: to help you find and describe wines you like; to show how to buy wines at a good value; and to provide tips on how to get the most enjoyment from the wines you do buy. With this attitude, his considerable charm, and his gentle wit, Cleese is the perfect host for this material, and right off the bat he strikes just the right tone--instructive, but light-hearted. The result is delightful.

First covered are the six major varieties of wine-producing grapes (first the whites, then the reds, just as at a tasting), the fermentation process, and tasting notes to help you learn what you like and how to describe it ("Quality should be judged by your own taste."). Next is "Buying Wine." Now that you know what you like, learn how to find it at a good value for the money. Finally there is "Storing and Serving Wine," with simple tips for savoring your purchase.

Novice wine lovers will find Wine for the Confused helpful and reassuring as well as inspirational; don't be surprised if you find yourself turning off the DVD and heading straight to the wine shop with newfound confidence... and that's just what Cleese would want for you. --Dan Vancini

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38 of 38 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Can't go wrong with wine and Cleese June 29, 2005
This is a great primer for all you beginning wine buffs out there. I think John Cleese does a great jod of keeping an intimidating subject lower key and very modest. Look for the great reaction when he doesn't realize the power of fermentation and he puts his head into the vat!!! The bottom line: he is trying to prove that wine doesnt have to be intimidating and scary!!! Good show and I reccomend it to all.
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39 of 41 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Drink What You Like! October 3, 2005
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Snobbery abounds in the wine world. Proof of this is hereby demonstrated on this video with Cleese's winetasting party where he has maybe twenty guests vote on which is the cheap bottle vs. the expensive bottle of same grapetype. There wasn't a clear majority who could identify not knowing the label, price.

So, whole point of this well done work on wine is find what you like to drink and don't let anyone convince you otherwise. This is important, since there is so much namedropping in wine drinking world. Buy and drink what you like, and try new things, as Cleese demonstrates with his own wine drinking ventures into new realms never explored by his palate before.

It is well done, with basics covered with hands on shots and interviews. Not an overdo of his humor [which is monumentally good] but very warm and inviting format and hosting on his part.

I tremendously enjoyed this, especially the discussion about the terrario (spelling?), the whole envioronmental scene where grapes on grown, which solidified much of wine discussion for me in a great way.

I believe this will be enjoyable and valuable resource for all levels.
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24 of 25 people found the following review helpful
John Cleese's "Wine for the Confused" is an excellent DVD for the novice wine person like me. Wine-wise, I have the mixed blessing of living in Portland, Oregon, which is a short drive from dozens of excellent assorted Willamette Valley vineyards. Which means that I am able to try a lot of good wine, but also that I have to deal with a lot of wine snobs.

John Cleese's DVD will surely help me with the more enjoyable task of figuring out just what wine I like and how to explain it. Essentially, Cleese brings his considerable wit and star power to bear in de-mystifying the process. When John Cleese says, "Just use your own words to describe the wine, and tell me what you like and don't like," everyone has to listen. (It's a shame that Cleese doesn't have a companion DVD entitled, "John Cleese -- Taking Wine Snobs Down a Peg or Two.")

Cleese puts his advice into action by hosting a wine tasting at his house and also visiting a few wineries. At the wine party, he proves how challenging (and silly) (and fun) wine can be, he asks his guests to price several bottles (ranging from $5 to $200) based on taste alone. It's comforting to know that his guests (including a near-drunken Brendan Fraser) are as likely to properly identify the $200 bottle as they are to guess that it's worth $5.

But it's also interesting that while Cleese's guests are having a good time at his party, several of them get hesitant when he asks them to give their opinions about the wine they are drinking. This serves as confirmation that we need more wine education like this -- even in the comforting environment of a casual wine tasting, you can tell that Cleese's friends, like most of us, are afraid they might come across as "unsophisticated" or even worse, a "beer drinker.
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Treat your friends and learn something too! December 7, 2005
We saw this delightful documentary once and then came up with an inspired idea. The show goes over many things wine, but is primarily structured by exploring the 6 "great grapes" that are made into the wines we all know and love, one at a time. We went down to Cost Plus and Bev Mo and bought a bottle of each type of wine, invited the a few couples over for a surprise and as John presents each type of wine, we opened the bottle and poured them a glass. It went over tremendously well (but remember to provide a receptacle for pouring unwanted wines out!).

The show is witty without being over the top in any way, very informative while being laid back and charming. If you have any interest in wine, this is a GREAT place to start.
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15 of 16 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A great introduction! January 6, 2006
The world of wine is a very broad subject that can often be intimidating, but on this show John Cleese does a fabulous job of putting you perfectly at ease, by being a warm and gracious host. He breaks down the subject of wine perfectly by posing just the right questions to the wine experts he interviews throughout the show and does so with a confident and witty attitude. This is the perfect way to introduce yourself or someone you know to the world of wine.

The DVD includes:

* `Wine for the Confused' (45 minutes): This is the original television documentary that aired on the `Food Network.'

Red Grapes Covered: Pinot Noir, Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon.

White Grapes Covered: Riesling, Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay.

* `Extended Conversations with Wine Experts' (45 minutes): John Cleese offers additional tips and advice on wine in a short segment. The rest of this section contains portions of interviews John Cleese did with several wine experts that were cut out of the original television documentary because of time constraints.

NOTE: The information given on this DVD is very basic, which is why it is called `Wine for the Confused' (it was meant for people who don't know anything about wine). The information given was not meant to turn you into a Master Sommelier! It was meant to teach you the basics and do it an enjoyable and un-intimidating way, which John Cleese does perfectly!

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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Not horrible
It was at times funny and informative.
But the production quality was no very professional.
I did however like seeing the area in which I grew up prominently featured &... Read more
Published 12 days ago by Patrick M
4.0 out of 5 stars Good video from the humorous John Clease
Good video from the humorous John Clease. It is evident that Mr. Clease loves his wine and makes it fun.
Published 13 days ago by C. Laird
5.0 out of 5 stars A must for the wine novice.
Great humor, very educational, and the best advice out there - drink what you like!
Published 26 days ago by James M. Davies
4.0 out of 5 stars Good, basic movie for wine novices
Well done. Targeted to wine novices. John Cleese sincerely wants to get more information about wine and pass it along to you.
Published 10 months ago by Daniel Deal
3.0 out of 5 stars sort of fun and good education.
unfortunate that they didn't spend just a bit more on the production of this video...
good education... John Cleese is so fun and relaxed.... just a kinda cheap production.
Published 14 months ago by Dean W. Walker
3.0 out of 5 stars Good and simple overview of wines
I was disappointed because it was so very rarely funny. It should not be marketed as humorous. It would be false.
Published 14 months ago by David R. Spharler
4.0 out of 5 stars John Cleese - Wine for the confused
This is vintage Cleese; he is right on form and hilarious. But it is about wine; his comments are funny and easy to remember, not like the droning of innumerable Wine Pontificrats... Read more
Published 16 months ago by Bruce D. Burleigh
3.0 out of 5 stars Its ok.
I liked it because I love wine & documentaries. However for informational purposes there are better titles out there. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Rlnn H.
5.0 out of 5 stars This is the best.
He uses everyday terms for everyday people like you and I. He uses a little humor but is mostly serious and is definitely NOT a snob
Published 17 months ago by leo knisely
5.0 out of 5 stars Very good primer for Wine
Very good primer for Wine. John Cleese is a great presenter in his brand of humor. Very entertaining and enlightening.
Published 18 months ago by Chuck Roderique
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