Customer Reviews


32 Reviews
5 star:
 (9)
4 star:
 (10)
3 star:
 (5)
2 star:
 (3)
1 star:
 (5)
 
 
 
 
 
Average Customer Review
Share your thoughts with other customers
Create your own review
 
 
Only search this product's reviews

The most helpful favorable review
The most helpful critical review


23 of 26 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars No, it's NOT Midnight Cowboy -- thank god!
This curious little film does not have to pretend, as did Midnight Cowboy, that street hustling is 'straight'. We've come that far in 30 years, at least: the leads' sexuality does not have to be so understated as to be non-existent! But it does takes a couple of viewings to appreciate it. Mystical and religious overtones abound, and every name has a significance: the...
Published on September 15, 1999

versus
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Unsavory, Unpleasant and Unnecessary
Do you know what would be more entertaining than watching this movie?

Going down to the streets of L.A. and sitting on a park bench to watch the crackhead hustlers standing around for hours on end. That's what this movie feels like. In fact, you might get a more interesting narrative than what you'd find in JOHNS. This movie wallows in squalor, despair,...
Published on February 12, 2009 by The JuRK


‹ Previous | 1 2 3 4| Next ›
Most Helpful First | Newest First

23 of 26 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars No, it's NOT Midnight Cowboy -- thank god!, September 15, 1999
By A Customer
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Johns [VHS] (VHS Tape)
This curious little film does not have to pretend, as did Midnight Cowboy, that street hustling is 'straight'. We've come that far in 30 years, at least: the leads' sexuality does not have to be so understated as to be non-existent! But it does takes a couple of viewings to appreciate it. Mystical and religious overtones abound, and every name has a significance: the lead character is named 'John' (David Arquette) and he keeps meeting other Johns, (a St. John, and street johns). It is Christmas Eve. John's birthday is Christmas Day and his dream of 'heaven' is to spend the night at the elegant Park Plaza Hotel, where he encounters a wise desk-clerk named 'Paul' who calls him 'Mr. John' and treats him with true kindness and respect. John needs $300 for his night in heaven and has stolen money from a drug dealer. 'Donner' (Lukas Haas) is homeless, and in love with John. His dream is for them to get to 'Camelot' (a theme park in Branson MO where they can have jobs). Only one of them makes it to Camelot. The accompanying score is beautiful and soulful, with music ranging from Gregorian Chant to Arvo Part to Jessie Mae Robinson. A touching film, nicely done.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


12 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Endlessly Relentlessly Downbeat, BUT Way Too True to be Missed !, November 21, 2005
By 
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Johns (DVD)

Granted this movie suffers many of the perils any low budget flick must endure. Bad sound horrible lighting and a little more predictability than I generally like in a good film. Yet this is a good film. Yes it is utterly a downbeat film with very little sunshine and hope in it. However walking the streets of any big city you see the clones of each of the individuals protrayed in this film. The cleaseless never ending parade of tired burned out haggered youth on the stroll hunting for that next "Date".

You sit eating your danish reading the morning paper insolated in the cacoon of middle class bliss and listen to those youth talk a few booths over at a fast food resturant. Go there each morning for coffee and you hear how these hardened urchins cling to a clutch of tattered pie in the sky pipe dreams each more unrealistic than the last. You look at their arms and see evidence of the losing game they play with drugs and worse. If you eat in a place often enough soon comes a day when one of the regulars comes in beaten bloody bandaged if he is lucky having survived a date gone wrong. I work in a clean nice safe office as a computer geek one floor up and one trillion miles away from the horrid depraved street life people like those protrayed in this film call home every day.

Is this film a downer I guess maybe it is if you wanted a happy sugar coated hollywood ending. While I have never been homeless or on the stroll selling myself I have helped people who have known and lived this ugly world 24-7. From my vantage point I see very little about the world of male prostitutes, drugs and street life that is redeeming light and fun which is what this movie shows. The end of Johns sports a grim operatic quality traggic victory hard won and blood drenched such that it is in my jaded middle classed eyes hardly a victory at all. On the streets even tiny scraps of joy no matter how hard they are to come by are so very precious and that is the real message of this movie. Look at this movie and learn to be thankful for your many blessings because some among us honesty do have so very little in life that a pair of Lucky Sneaks can be the only reason to cling to hope. I know enough about life to understand that if man's hope dies when he lives on the streets his body soon leads him to the grave.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


14 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Gritty. Darkly Disturbing. Heavy., June 18, 2002
By 
This review is from: Johns (DVD)
I decided to let this film sink in a little before writing a review for it.
Let me start by saying: This film is much darker than you may think considering it's star is a goof-ball with the majority of his other acting roles.

This is not a Comedy.
And it is not for the weak stomached.

The Jesus Metaphore throughout was a bit much at times...but worked very well with the story.
You MUST see the DVD for the extras. I watched the film then immediantly watched the David and Lucas commentary throughout the film. (DON'T WATCH THE TRAILER OR THE COMMENTARY BEFORE YOU SEE THE FILM...IT GIVES AWAY TOO MUCH).

VERY GOOD...A Flick that Sticks With You.

Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Johns Review By Robert Raketty, December 3, 1998
By A Customer
This review is from: Johns [VHS] (VHS Tape)
This film is about a group of boys who resort to selling themselves in order to fill a greater hunger and in some cases with tragic concequences. What moved me most was Lukas Haas's charactor, who comes to the streets after running away from a family unable to cope with ther son's homosexuality. This movie is able to open a window of reality into their world that no other movie has been able to duplicate. This fim also gives an intimate portrayl of youth trying to find a link in a society in which they are outcasts. I would recomend this movie to anyone who wishes to understand those that society has placed on the bottom and because Haas gives a stunning performance.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


9 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Flawed, but strangely moving, December 26, 2000
By A Customer
This review is from: Johns [VHS] (VHS Tape)
"johns" isn't built on a unique idea, there have been many films exploring the the sordid world of prostitution and the impact it has on the people being exploited and degraded. It's a film that takes an unflinching picture of two young male prostitutes and their journey through-out a seemingly mundane Christimas eve. We witness their daily activities such as talking with the other street walkers, bumping into angry hustlers, and being used like worthless objects by people picking them off the streets. "johns" does illustrate the two lead characters, John and Donner, as credible human beings. They may have different reasons for their actions, but both depend on each other to survive the harsh streets they work off. Lukas Haas and David Aquette give affecting, haunting performances, they play their roles with a sense of integrity which doesn't waver. "johns" doesn't have much of a plot, which is to expected, but it's utter starkness is something that is virtually impossible to turn away from, especially towards the end. If the film has a major flaw, it's the director's use of religious imagery to add a new dimension to the story, which results in some unfortunate heavy-handedness. Overall though, "johns" is a fine piece of work which is worth seeing for several reasons. It may not succeed in everything it tries to reach, but the effort being shown by both the director and cast is satisfying enough.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


9 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Closer to life than most would like, July 10, 2004
By 
S. Roy (Oklahoma City, Ok United States) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)   
This review is from: Johns (DVD)
Anyone want to catch a glimpse of what happens to kids who are neglected or rejected by their families? Then you need to check out this movie. While incredibly tame compared to real life, it at least takes the average "john" into a pseudo world of the streets, and the actors are excellent in their roles. I have watched this movie SEVERAL times and have cried at the end each time. While I agree that it is a dramatic close-to-life rendition, and many want a fantasy world in which to escape when watching a movie, it also has a great message, one which you must find for yourself. I believe this is why no other character has a background, save the one, so that each viewer can find themselves in one of the characters. I love David Arquette in this movie...he reminds me a lot of a close personal friend.
Oh, yea, and most of them don't work because they have been on the streets since a very young age. They have few skills, no address or phone number, and perhaps are even a bit scared. My advice, watch this without the rose colored glasses.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


8 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Touching Portrait of Street Hustlers, May 21, 1999
By A Customer
This review is from: Johns [VHS] (VHS Tape)
I was pleasently surprised after watching this film. I wanted to pick up Lukas Haas and hug him--he was so adorable. David Arquette did his finest work to date. Despite some very minor flaws in the plot, the overall effect of the movie lasts for days after you watch it. A must see!!
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Worth seeing. . ., April 28, 1999
By A Customer
This review is from: Johns [VHS] (VHS Tape)
I rented this film thinking that it would be a cute love story, and was very surprised. I found myself thinking about the character, that Haas played, for days after viewing the film. The end was very predictable, but overall a very touching film. I would strongly suggest watching this film.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Unsavory, Unpleasant and Unnecessary, February 12, 2009
By 
The JuRK (Our Vast, Cultural Desert) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Johns (DVD)
Do you know what would be more entertaining than watching this movie?

Going down to the streets of L.A. and sitting on a park bench to watch the crackhead hustlers standing around for hours on end. That's what this movie feels like. In fact, you might get a more interesting narrative than what you'd find in JOHNS. This movie wallows in squalor, despair, tedium, hopelessness...and, for some bizarre reason, religious symbolism. I can pretty much guarantee that anyone who might appreciate a little religious symbolism in their films will never watch--let alone enjoy--a movie like this.

In fact, I honestly can't imagine anyone enjoying this movie. Parking lot security cameras provide more entertainment.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars The Boys Are Back in Town, September 15, 2004
By 
This review is from: Johns (DVD)
A somber and at times depressing indie movie about the friendship of two male hustlers, "johns" is a fine debut for filmmaker Scott Silver. Urban and dark, yet still emotional, this story focuses the loneliness and little hope of two young adults, presenting a moving and gripping drama. David Arquette is great as the lead character and Lukas Haas is competent as his sidekick, even if the plot isn`t all that great and innovative. Melancholic and heartfelt, "johns" is a pleasant surprise.

Worth watching.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


‹ Previous | 1 2 3 4| Next ›
Most Helpful First | Newest First

This product

Johns
Johns by Lukas Haas (VHS Tape)
Out of stock
Add to wishlist