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Justin Bieber: The Totally Twisted Parody (Totally Twisted Pop Parodies) [Kindle Edition]

Bustin' Biever , Yan Alkovic

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Book Description

Justin Bieber was a popular teen pop-star back in the early 21st Century. His lyrics were kind of simple and repetitive (did we mention monosyllabic?), but he had a nice, sincere voice up in the girly register. And he employed either backup singers or an echo chamber, sometimes even rapsters. His alter ego, Bustin' Biever, and one twisted editor, Yan Alkovic, have transformed his song lyrics by substituting the words he should have written, along with the topics he should have chosen and two dashes of cayenne pepper. No punctuation has been harmed (or even consulted) in the making of this parody.


BRAY (Song of a Jackass Identity Crisis)
- Twisted Version of "PRAY"

COMMON CONTAMINATOR (Song of Chemical Pollutants)
- Twisted Version of "COMMON DENOMINATOR"

- Twisted Version of "BORN TO BE SOMEBODY"

DENVER STAYS DENVER (Song of the Mile-High City)
- Twisted Version of "NEVER SAY NEVER"

DIGGER (Song of Gravediggers)
- Twisted Version of "BIGGER"

DOWN TO DEARTH (Song of Bankruptcy)
- Twisted Version of "DOWN TO EARTH"

EAT LINGUINI (Song of Italian Cuisine)
- Twisted Version of "EENIE MEENIE"

FAVORED GRILL (Song of a Kitchen Appliance that Fried St. Mary on a Grilled Cheese Sandwich)
- Twisted Version of "FAVORITE GIRL"

HARD QUAKE (Song of the Big One)
- Twisted Version of "HEARTACHE"

LETTUCE NEVER GROWS (Song of Bad Gardening)
- Twisted Version of "NEVER LET YOU GO"

ONE DIME (Song of Micro-Finance)
- Twisted Version of "ONE TIME"

- Twisted Version of "ONE LESS LONELY GIRL"

OPRAH'S BORED (Song of Talk Show Hosting)
- Twisted Version of "OVERBOARD"

PASTRY (Song of Sweet Carbs)
- Twisted Version of "BABY"

PUP (Song of a Young Dog)
- Twisted Version of "UP"

RUNWAY I LOVE (Song of a Fashion Model)
- Twisted Version of "RUNAWAY LOVE"

SNUB ME (Song of Someone Who Wants Out)
- Twisted Version of "LOVE ME"

SOME LOBBY TO BUFF (Prospective Janitor's Song)
- Twisted Version of "SOMEBODY TO LOVE"

STUCK IN THE MOVEMENT (Song of Constipation)
- Twisted Version of "STUCK IN THE MOMENT"

SWISS CARTEL (Song of Drug Money Laundering)
- Twisted Version of "KISS AND TELL"

THAT COULD BE FREE (Song of Grocery Shopping Coupons)
- Twisted Version of "THAT SHOULD BE ME"

USED BILE (Song of Liver Transplants)
- Twisted Version of "U SMILE"

WORST ANTS (Song of a Ruined Picnic)
- Twisted Version of "FIRST DANCE"

Note: Twisted Parody Lyrics are published under the "fair use" clause of U.S. copyright law as parodies of a transformative nature that are not merely derivative. They present no competitive danger to the sales of the original work, which they creatively transform.

Product Details

  • File Size: 112 KB
  • Print Length: 90 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Hackentosh Media (February 23, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004P8JOZK
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,252,025 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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