If you are easily offended or if laughing is too painful while you're cramping, you can read the more straightforward version of this book, DONE WITH MENSTRUAL CRAMPS. Both versions will teach the same science and the same secrets. In this version, the author just gets to crack himself up.
Here's what some of Tony's celebrity clients have to say:
"Working
with Tony is like jumping into the arms of your favorite aunt. Except
it's not. At all. I mean, his methods work. But it's not like that at
all."
- Jane Lynch - Glee
"I
confess to being a full-blown 'gymophobe.' (I still have flashbacks of
my mean fourth-grade gym teacher!) Tony actually makes the gym
panic-attack free."
- Tom Kenny - Voice of Spongebob
"Wait.
You mean the short skinny trainer dude with the neon sneakers who
writes books about women's menstrual cramps? Did he ever get a single
menstrual cramp? I don't think so. The guy who helps fat people get
skinnier? Was he ever fat ? I don't think so. And what's with the
whole fake I don't talk thing? Is it turrets? If he did talk, would it
be a string of expletives even I would be offended by? I guess he has
a sense of humor. That's something good."
- Betty Thomas - Director - 28 Days, The Brady Bunch Movie, etc.
"You can argue with Tony, or you can do what he says and buy smaller jeans."
- Kari Wahlgren - Voice of Tigres - Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness


