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Kids Say the Darndest Things! [Paperback]

Art Linkletter , Charles M. Schulz , Walt Disney
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Book Description

August 1, 2005
Almost 50 years since its first printing, this famous collection of children's wisdom and witticisms is now back in print in a facsimile edition to entertain a whole new generation. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! includes the best of the unconsciously funny, everyday thoughts and reactions kids shared with kid-at-heart Art Linkletter on his long-running radio and television series House Party .Gems include tips for conjuring up a sibling: "Give Mommy a lot of real sweet food so she'll get fat -that's how you get a baby ";and hysterical observations: "Our pussycat has got some kittens and I didn't even know she was married. "Illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz (yes, that Charles Schulz) and with a new introduction by Bill Cosby, KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first was published five decades ago.

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Editorial Reviews

From Booklist

Linkletter's classic from the 1950s has been revived and revised for contemporary readers, some of whom could be the kids who uttered the witticisms taken from his original TV show, House Party (which aired for 26 years), while others weren't even born yet. A sample of a classic: "I'm the kind of boy every time I throw a rock, it hits a window." The new material has been drawn from his original books, from his recent lecture tours on families and aging, and from the quotes of parents, grandparents, and others who work with children. Linkletter has culled jokes and "gaspers" on family secrets, sibling rivalry, pets, meals, and more. Just as much fun as when previously published in 1957 and 1978, with Charles Schultz's illustrations adding to the levity. Denise Perry Donavin --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

Review

A priceless contribution to the anecdotal literature of childhood. -- Walt Disney, 1955

Forty years since its first printing, this famous collection based on Art Linkletter's long running radio and television series is now back into print to entertain a whole new generation with the wit, wisdom and candor of children. Kids Say The Darndest Things! is a laugh-filled gallery of hilarious pictures of the outside world as grasped by the eyes and ears of innocent (and often not-so-innocent!) children of all ages and backgrounds. Brightly illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz, and enhanced with an introduction by the legendary Walt Disney, Kids Say The Darndest Things! is a collaboration that will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first burst upon the literary scene four decades ago. -- Midwest Book Review

Linkletter's classic from the 1950s, revised for contemporary readers [is] just as much fun as when previously published. -- Booklist, June 1, 1995 --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 216 pages
  • Publisher: Celestial Arts; Reprint edition (August 1, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1587612496
  • ISBN-13: 978-1587612497
  • Product Dimensions: 5.3 x 0.5 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #413,163 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4.7 out of 5 stars
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4.7 out of 5 stars
This book is endlessly entertaining reading for everyone who enjoys a good laugh. Alexis  |  5 reviewers made a similar statement
I bought this book as a replacement for a missing copy. Phyllis J. Campbell  |  1 reviewer made a similar statement
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15 of 16 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars It is one of the funniest books I have ever read. July 10, 1998
By A Customer
Format:Paperback
when I was 10 years old, I found this gem in a large pile of books at my Grandma's house. I laughed out loud when I first read this book, and each time since. It is hilarious.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! by Art Linkletter November 17, 2008
Format:Paperback
Kids Say the Darndest Things!, by Art Linkletter, is a collection of highlights from his talk show House Party. It was originally published in 1957. It is illustrated by Charles Schultz (of Peanuts fame), and originally featured an introduction by Walt Disney (later releases have an introduction by Bill Cosby, who hosted a second incarnation of Kids the Darndest Things! and did a poor job).

In a popular segment on Linkletter's program House Party, he would interview small children, who often gave hilarious responses to (mostly) innocent questions. In this book, Linkletter presents some of his favorite moments from the show, and talks about some of the program's background, including how the children were selected.

Although it loses something in its transfer to print, nearly everything in this book ranges from the amusing to the hilarious. Only the last chapter, a collection of stories that didn't happen on the show (and mostly aren't true), disappoints. These are stories marketed as real things children did but actually written by adults trying (and failing) to be clever. On the whole, they come off as annoying. Stories like these still make the rounds on email, and they still aren't funny or credible.

On the whole, Kids Say the Darndest Things! is a funny, funny book.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Charming January 3, 2007
By Tricia
Format:Paperback
This is the first book by Art Linkletter that I've ever read. It won't be the last. The "Kids" are the stars, of course. The stories are charming and such a pleasure to read. I didn't want to put the book down.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Blast from the past August 18, 2007
Format:Paperback
This book was the first laugh out loud book I ever read. I was 12 years old and found the book on my grandparents coffee table. I have read it at least every couple years since then. Art Linkletter did a very good job capturing what is in the minds of children. The things they say are by turns hilarious and thought provoking. Children perceive the world with new and unjaded eyes and the way they process information is very unique!

My copy or rather my grandparents copy is very tattered and falling apart. I was so excited to be able to purchase a new copy. My children are grown now and I have shared this book with them. My husband and I just laugh over the anecdotes in this book. We quote them to each other quite often. We just reread the book out loud to each other and often we would have tears rolling down our faces from laughing so hard. It also would remind us of some of the funny things our own kids would say when they were growing up. Overall I would say this is just a fun book that will brighten your day. It is admittedly silly, but couldn't we all use a little laughter in our day?
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5.0 out of 5 stars KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! by Art Linkletter November 17, 2008
Format:Hardcover
Kids Say the Darndest Things!, by Art Linkletter, is a collection of highlights from his talk show House Party. It was originally published in 1957. It is illustrated by Charles Schultz (of Peanuts fame), and originally featured an introduction by Walt Disney (later releases have an introduction by Bill Cosby, who hosted a second incarnation of Kids the Darndest Things! and did a poor job).

In a popular segment on Linkletter's program House Party, he would interview small children, who often gave hilarious responses to (mostly) innocent questions. In this book, Linkletter presents some of his favorite moments from the show, and talks about some of the program's background, including how the children were selected.

Although it loses something in its transfer to print, nearly everything in this book ranges from the amusing to the hilarious. Only the last chapter, a collection of stories that didn't happen on the show (and mostly aren't true), disappoints. These are stories marketed as real things children did but actually written by adults trying (and failing) to be clever. On the whole, they come off as annoying. Stories like these still make the rounds on email, and they still aren't funny or credible.

On the whole, Kids Say the Darndest Things! is a funny, funny book.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Adorable! November 12, 2008
Format:Paperback
I can't see how you can dislike this book, it's the cutest! I love reading books with honest responses from kids. It's such a great perspective, one I highly think adults should adopt. This should be a treasure on every parent's and teacher's bookshelf. Great anecdotes. My favorite was the one about the girl who threw a cupcake in another person's face, because it wasn't forbidden by the Bible xD
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5.0 out of 5 stars A Perennial Favorite May 28, 2013
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
Art Linkletter's book captures the unassuming honesty of children on a variety of topics. A great book for lots of laughs.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great laughs February 8, 2013
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
This book was chosen since it reminded me of the TV show where Art Linkletter interviewed kids.

Recommended for anyone that enjoys laughing.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Great!
I work at a nursing home & this is a hit! It's a little old fashioned & the residents get some good laughs from this book!
Published 5 months ago by Joan Christopher
5.0 out of 5 stars Book
I had read this book as a child. When it arrived I was very happy as it was exactly like the one I had read. A classic that everyone should read. Thank you.
Published 5 months ago by Sandra McCracken
4.0 out of 5 stars Out of the mouths of babes...
Art Linkletter's House Party was a staple of afternoon TV in the 50s, and one of the regular features was his interviews with young children, who were candid, sometimes... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Alexis
2.0 out of 5 stars not very funny....
I bought this book hoping to read some of the short quips to my residents (I work in a nursing home) I often read them funny things I find on the internet or in readers digest. Read more
Published 22 months ago by pet girl
5.0 out of 5 stars Reading Will Bring A Smile After Viewing World News
It is so nice to read the innocent responses from the children of decades past when our children in this day are exposed to all of the things we Baby Boomers would not have had a... Read more
Published on July 7, 2010 by 2749ELPD
5.0 out of 5 stars Still Funny
I bought this book as a replacement for a missing copy. Although it was written many years ago, the kids comments are still very funny. A good, uplifting, lighthearted book.
Published on May 3, 2009 by Phyllis J. Campbell
5.0 out of 5 stars KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! by Art Linkletter
Kids Say the Darndest Things!, by Art Linkletter, is a collection of highlights from his talk show House Party. It was originally published in 1957. Read more
Published on November 17, 2008 by thepaxdomini
5.0 out of 5 stars KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! by Art Linkletter
Kids Say the Darndest Things!, by Art Linkletter, is a collection of highlights from his talk show House Party. It was originally published in 1957. Read more
Published on November 17, 2008 by thepaxdomini
5.0 out of 5 stars KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! by Art Linkletter
Kids Say the Darndest Things!, by Art Linkletter, is a collection of highlights from his talk show House Party. It was originally published in 1957. Read more
Published on November 17, 2008 by thepaxdomini
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