Get ready for some major belly laughs with this crazy collection of more than six hundred hysterical jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks. Kids will crack up over such zany zingers as: "How do you make a kitchen sink? Throw it in the bathtub." and "What does a slice of toast wear to bed? Jam-mies." They'll have fun trying to gross-out their friends with plenty of bathroom humor, including "Where do football players go before the big game? To the Toilet Bowl." and "What kind of bell belongs in the bathroom? One that tinkles." Giggles are guaranteed with freaky fairy tales like, "Why wouldn't the Prince kiss his Princess awake? She was Sleeping Cootie." And there's monstrous fun with such doozies as, "Why do vampires gargle? So they won't have bat breath." With all these silly jokes to choose from, kids will keep themselves laughing for hours.
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You've never heard jokes so funny, goofy, and ridiculous as these! You'll start by giggling to yourself, but before you know it, you'll laugh out loud, long and hard. Riddles, knock-knocks--they're all here and you won't want to stop reading them. Just try to keep a straight face as you check out these hilarious jokes:
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
It doesn't want to come out spotless.
What do you call a dog who sleeps on top of your computer?
Browser.
How does the Man in the Moon eat soup?
With a Big Dipper.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the pajama party?
She had no body to go with.
--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
It doesn't want to come out spotless.
What do you call a dog who sleeps on top of your computer?
Browser.
How does the Man in the Moon eat soup?
With a Big Dipper.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the pajama party?
She had no body to go with.
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Jacqueline ("Jackie" nee Gilzow) Horsfall had a brainstorm late one night, lying in bed, listening to her young nephew chuckling over a joke book he was reading under the covers. Although she'd written hundreds of children's magazine pieces, the question of how to really entertain kids was solved: Kids love to laugh, and joke books provide the cheapest, most compact form of entertainment, with the added bonus of encouraging reading skills and wordplay. Once she got started pumping out bloopers, knock-knocks, and wacky riddles, she couldn't stop, ending up with a collection of goofy joke books for all audiences, from early readers to preteens -- to adults who still love a good belly laugh.
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36 of 36 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Crammed full of clean and quite silly jokes,
By Kurt A. Johnson (North-Central Illinois, USA) - See all my reviews (HALL OF FAME REVIEWER) (VINE VOICE) (TOP 100 REVIEWER) (REAL NAME)
This review is from: Kids' Silliest Jokes (Hardcover)
My twelve-year-old daughter is a real fan of joke books, and she glommed on to this book like a drowning man seizing a life preserver! This book is crammed full of clean and quite silly jokes and knock-knocks. If you have a young fan of jokes, then you must get him or her this book. My daughter and I both recommend it to you.
39 of 40 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Lots of silly, simple jokes loved by 6 yr old,
This review is from: Kids' Silliest Jokes (Paperback)
My 6 year old is just getting into jokes and loves to tell them but doesn't quite understand how and often doesn't quite get the play on words in many jokes. This book has a ton of great, silly, simple jokes. Reading the jokes has helped her understanding of jokes and greatly expanded her repatore of jokes - thank goodness! Almost all are simple and short and easily remembered and retold by a 6 year old. I highly recommend this joke book for the younger set.
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
cute knock-knock jokes,
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I bought this for my 4 year old grandson to enjoy on a vacation trip with us. He especially loved the knock-knock jokes. So great to see his excitement!
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