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Kidz Bop 10

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In "honor" of this being tenth edition of Kidz Bop (or as I like to call it "Torture Bop"), I have decided to do something different. Instead of complaining about this trash, I have decided to make a compiled list complaining about ten things dealing with this trash. Without further ado, here is said list:

1. Kidz Bop redubs Top 40 Music. I hate Top 40 music with a fiery passion.
2. This music is recorded by "children". This isn't a bad idea. However, when the "children" sound like something that is dubbed, redubbed and computerized, it makes you think about who actually sings this.
3. Something that can make Ashlee Simpson sound like a credible singer just has to be burned.
4. The musical lyrics are tampered with to sound more "child-friendly". Although the lyrics in question aren't exactly creative, it's still tampering the music.
5. The commercials for this series look like something out of a stoner's basement. They're full of magical colors, strange animals, and a multicultural mix of future Abercrombie & Fitch models, I mean tweens that hypnotize the mind of wee little children to buy the stuff.
6. This is just another tool for Razor and Tie to make their mega-profits. The Master of Puppets is among us! And they're controlling our wallets and purses!
7. This music is made for the most ad-gullible caste in the human race; The children. And as we have learned from McDonald's and Beanie Babies, if a kid wants something, s/he will use ruthless methods until s/he gets what s/he wants. Curse R&T for exploiting the easily exploitable children!
8. Children actually like this music, almost to the point of sheer obedience. This scares me. As certain philosophers have said, the children are the future. Sadly, the future doesn't look bright if they're listening to repetitive drool at a relatively advanced age. "Kidz Bop" is like "Kidz Crack". Once the kids start listening to this, they just can't stop.
9. Parents are stupid enough to buy this bunk, mainly due to advertising pressure.
10. It's the tenth edition of this torture, which is ten more then what should've come out.

In short, this list pretty much sums up what most of us have already thought: People shouldn't affiliate themselves with this album in any way. I also have something to say to the parents who will potentially buy this "music". If you disagree with me and tell me that if the kids didn't listen to this, they would listen to music dealing with sex, murder, and promiscuity, I will tell you this: Just introduce them to Schoolhouse Rock.

Schoolhouse Rock was what I grew up on (I'm 18, so i'm not some "old fogey" either.), and I don't regret it at all. This series has creative lyrics, catchy songs, and your children learn a few things in the process. So before you buy any more Kidz Bop, buy them that. It doesn't have the songs that are "hip" to them, but they'll learn to love them like you once did.

I am a 23 yr old mother of a 2 1/2 yr old. Not only are these children HORRIBLE singers, but there is a reason that most parents don't let their children listen to the original songs... they teach them things they don't need to know. I thought this would be a "kids" version that would get rid of that stuff when I let a child I was babysitting put the cd on... and was appalled at how much they talked about sex and other innappropriate things for children. They didn't take that out! Children are exposed to that every day in our world now, telling them it is "normal" and "ok". Parents have a big enough job to teach their children right and wrong with the way the world is today. It becomes a much harder job when you give them something that is for "kids" that teaches them that those things are "normal". They assume if it is ok for a kids cd, it can't be that bad. I think this is horrible and would never spend a penny on it for a child! Some of the songs I like in the originial version and do listen to, and this CD has ruined them! But when it comes to children who are too young to understand that it is just a song and doesn't mean what they say is ok... I think it is the WORST thing you could buy for your child!

I purchased this album for my kids (6 + 4.5) and just assumed that it was child friendly because it is Kidz Bop and kids sing on the album. BUT I was wrong. On the last song #18 Don't forget about us. Half way through the song there is a line that was never altered for kids. The line states "b**tch don't do it like me, she'll never be MC.." Um hello! This is KIDZ BOP..... Needless to say I tried to contact the company but to no avail.... Buyers be aware.... For the sake of the kids that are growing up way too fast...

I don't know what's worse; the fact that soccer moms with the mental capacity of a spoon are perpetuating this satanic musical force, or the fact that it's in the top 20 on this website.

Time to face the facts. As much as you don't want to hear this, [or maybe, like me, you do] Kidz Bop isn't worth the $16.00 that they are selling it for. I mean, why are they introducing Top 40 songs to 3 year olds? it just doesn't make sense. In earlier Kidz Bops, I think there was like Britney Spears on it. Um, these kids are like 5 when they are listening to this.....PLUS the Kidz can't even sing! In fact, it's kind of creepy sometimes! They have REALLY high voices, and the adult singers don't even attempt to sound like the real singers! I feel bad for the artists whos songs are on this pathetic excuse for music! And they came out with Kidz Bop 11, ruining more great songs! This is a BAD CD.....don't be fooled by how "cute" the commercial may look! These people make Barney and Friends and The Wiggles look good! So DON'T BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kidz Bop has always given me a good, hearty laugh. These lame kids thinking they sound cool when they sing popular songs. I nearly keeled over with mirth at their rendition of 'Pump it'. Anyway, yeah. They really suck. But it is funny listening to them try...

For the people who complain about Kidz Bop 10 not being a good CD. Well, it is. I don't think you understand it's for kids. That's why it's called KIDZ bop. Who cares if they have to change it a little to make it kid appropriate. If it's a cool song with bad words, a kid doesn't need to hear it. If kids like it you don't have to. It's for us not you if you're a grown-up writing a bad review. Songs by Natasha Bedingfield, Daniel Powter, and Kelly Clarkson make it even better. So if your kid wants it. Don't not get it for them because you read other people's bad reviews. Obviously they wouldn't be asking for it if it was not a good CD. This CD is AWESOME. Great job. All the others are good too.

I think this CD is [...]. I think it doesnt do its job. I think kidz bop is a wannabe. I think he needs to get a real job. I think this broke very soon after i got it. I think this won't play in most cd players. i think the cover looks stupid. i think it gave me the idea to hire a few kids, and crack addicts from the ghetto to make a CD. i think art is stupid. I think i don't recommend this. I think ive said enough. I think i haven't. I think i would much rather make love to the herpes infested hooker on the corner.

This CD has it's perks. First, if I hand this CD to my 4 year old she will belt out every word of every song for a good hour. This is a good thing if I'm trying to clean house or cook dinner. This also means that while she is belting out these hits she's also dancing...also known as exercise. On the downside, to a 31 year old adult this CD is just plain painfull to listen to. It's obviously not the original artists and the "Kidz" sound computer generated.This is especially true to the rendetion of Bon Jovi "Can't go home" it sounds as if the "kidz" are saying they highjacked a rainbow and fell into a pothole. How interesting. Anyway, the bottom line is if my daughter loves it than I can certainly live with it, with my MP3 player plugged into my ears.

Stop releasing this!!!!! I don't give a rats as s about how much money your getting. Razor and Tie is just a sh itt y label that releases crappy kids albums that no one except idiot soccer moms and pre pubescent children who don't know s hit about music. If you want to get your kids into good music, jsut get the The Beatles, it's the only band that's good that anybody could listen to.

I hate Kidz Bop almost as much as I hate Disney music (bleh).