2.0 out of 5 stars
One Word: Boring!, May 6, 2011
This review is from: The Kill (Paperback)
The Kill is about a tiny hamlet in the Catskills Named Deacon's Kill where there is apparently an invisible
child-killing beast roaming the dark woods surrounding the town.
Jack and Megan are two yuppies (yes, this was written in the 80's-obviously) who are overstressed and bored
with life in Manhattan and long for a simpler life in the country. A spoiled rich trust fund baby that they
know has just on impulse bought a house in Deacon's Kill, and a chartered bus ferries them all to the hills of
upstate New York to check it out. Once there, a younger member of the party is killed in the woods in the afore-
mentioned fashion.
Everyone else wisely hotfoots it back to the city. But not Jack and Megan. They've decided they love the
place and want to stay.
For the first hundred pages, I was interested. Character development was pretty good, and I found myself
caring for Jack and Megan. Even the quaint small town sheriff they go to after the murder named John Chand
is likable,if somewhat inept. He tends to stand around merely staring at the crime scene without a clue what
to do.
I began to lose interest because the book took soooo looooong to build suspense that I finally got frustrated
and quit. The fact that Jack and Megan felt isolated and helpless out in the country with no phone service
(the 80s, remember: no cell phones, no computers) could have been very creepy if it was better written, or at
least if the action moved along at a swifter pace. There seemed to be no sense of imminent danger in the
book. I never felt that the characters' lives were at stake.
It just wasn't my type of book. If you like your horror on the Extremely Lite side, very, very mild with
very few real scares, then you might enjoy it. Otherwise, skip it.
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