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Kill Me Now!: A Middle Aged Man's Maneuvers Through the Frontline of the Dating Battlefield Paperback – October 18, 2011


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  • Paperback: 145 pages
  • Publisher: iUniverse; 1st edition (October 18, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1462059511
  • ISBN-13: 978-1462059515
  • Product Dimensions: 0.4 x 6 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (30 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,149,213 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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About the Author

Lawrence has been out on countless dates in search of his soulmate. Like most people he has found himself in many strange situations. However, he found that he could see the humor in each situation. Lawrence is a single guy in his late 40s. He has worked in computers and education for about 25 years and also holds a personal fitness trainer certification. He currently lives near Tel Aviv, Israel. Lawrence Fisher spends his days writing software tutorials and his nights in the endless search for the ONE.
 

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Lawrence has been out on countless dates in search of his soulmate. Like most people he has found himself in many strange situations. However, he found that he could see the humor in each situation. Lawrence is a single guy in his late 40s. He has worked in computers and education for about 25 years and also holds a personal fitness trainer certification. He currently lives near Tel Aviv, Israel. Lawrence Fisher spends his days writing software tutorials and his nights in the endless search for the ONE.

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It take a great deal of courage to date .
Yvette Shaber
It has wonderful, full of humor, over-the-top scenarios that are at once entertaining and funny -had quite a few laughs.
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Ultimately, the book gives the single man hope, which is something we all need more of.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Wulfstan TOP 500 REVIEWERVINE VOICE on December 12, 2011
Format: Paperback
Have you ever been caught in dating hell, using "singles groups" matchmakers and even blind dates? Well, then you'd also find this book both funny and kinda painful at the same time. I was briefly in the authors shoes myself, and I have some funny tales to recount from my forays (and no doubt a few of my dates remember me likewise).

Our new author is a single man in his 40's, possibly one of the worst times in your life to be going for a new relationship. Yet he perseveres on in the face of constant failure, buoyed up by some glimmers of hope and a cheerful personality.

His humor is self-depreciating and his stories are all too believable. Mind you, clearly this is his first book, his writing style is a little rough at times.

But for those that have been there, it can be a compelling read- of course some times the compelling force is what makes us not able to take out eyes away from a train wreck.

I got some serious chuckles and not a few winces.

I rcvd a copy for review.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Bennet Pomerantz VINE VOICE on April 6, 2012
Format: Paperback
I must thank Lawrence Fisher for a PDF copy of his book

Lawrence is man who is middled aged man searching for love. His true life experiences is painful so real. His humor is pointed and slaps the reader in the face with its realism.

The one thing usually you get with these real life dating journals books is how the men drive them crazy and they trash talk the women. This is not the case with this book, This is one of the few told from a man point of view. Not a macho man, just a normal joe type guy. Fisher take the high road and looks at the tasks of hercules (the dating scene) with a logically sound mind and with a lot of humor.

Told almost like a diary setting, you the reader will get caught up in this memoir. What makes this book refreshing is its honesty. Very few men would be this revealing and that what makes this works.

What challeges me is why the book does not develope more into the women mindset themselves. Fisher's insights are great, but i felt like I needed more depth to the situations of the dates.

On the whole, men will laugh and agree at this book...women will be laughing with a warp sense of "It doesnt sound like me at all" kind of mentally.

I am debating to sending this book to all the women in my life..maybe they may get me!

Bennet Pomerantz
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Betty L. Dravis VINE VOICE on March 20, 2013
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Not my usual fare, but I do love humor...and the author hooked me with the book description and title. KILL ME NOW, indeed! :-)

In the far distant past I've had a few "undesirable" dates and heard some real lalapaloozas from friends... However, author Lawrence Fisher's dating experiences beat anything I have heard or read. He sure met some kooky women.

Not many men are as honest as Fisher...which makes this book seem real. His dates may have most often turned tragic (in his search for true love), but they were amusing to me.

I recommend this book to people still seeking love. It might lift your spirits to know others have it even worse. :-)

Reviewed by Betty Dravis, March 20, 2013
Author of award-winning epic romantic thriller "1106 GRAND BOULEVARD"
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Dee Roberts on August 1, 2013
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The other 25% is too much editorializing about his dating opinions. Who cares! I bought the book to read about the dates. Skipped the rest, but the dates were funny.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By LaGina on June 24, 2013
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This book reminded me of the horror's and good times I had when I was divorced from my 1st husband and started dating again. I found myself laughing out loud or shaking my head saying "Oh My God!!! That so happened to me too!!" I think this book is a good read and nice break from what I usually read.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Sass Cadeaux on June 21, 2013
Format: Paperback
Kill Me Now had some funny moments, however, the lack of editing made the read much less enjoyable.

I wish the author much success in his search for happiness.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Yvette Shaber on May 19, 2013
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That was a fun book describing a difficult task. It take a great deal of courage to date . I hope one day to do it again myself. Thanks Lawrence! By the way thanks for the help in Maths too!!!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Liss Lovejoy on May 17, 2013
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I know quite a bit of you have ventured out into the dating world a time or two. It's a scary, scary world. In my mid twenties I was married and blah blah and then got thrown back to the wolves. I had been out of the dating world for a while and things had changed. ALLOT!! I had plenty of my own stories so I could easily relate to a lot of his. Thankfully I did happen to finally find "the One" and got out of the cesspool called dating.

Mr. Fisher gives the highlights err rather lowlights of his dating experience. He covers the first 6/7 months of his dating experiences. The stories are funny and I was laughing so hard that my sides were hurting. Yeah I may have pulled something when he started doing the Joey (Friends) impersonations. "How you doin" I am laughing now as I write this. Just funny. Fisher tells it like it is. Sometimes we think things that are not appropriate for anyone to hear but we are taking inventory within our own mind. We don't want to think that way but sometimes WE DO. There is a reason he wrote a book because the conversations he has in his head are comedy gold.

He doesn't go into full detail of his dates so it never has a boring feel to it and that was good. He only gives us the highlights of the dates. Not all his dates ended up in the book. Which for some may be a good thing. but the ones he told us about. WOW! Just WOW! Sad thing is that people like this do exist and even though he exaggerates the details because admit it we all do it. It's called laughing at a bad situation. It makes it better if you have a way to handle it.

Honestly I found this book quite funny. My sense of humor is kinda off sometimes and it shows on humor books.
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