In a hilarious look at real life on the comedy circuit, some of America's most famous comics share their own stories of life on the road, gigs gone wrong, and unexpected, zany moments, with contributions by Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Mike Myers, Bill Maher, Joan Rivers, Jeff Foxworthy, and others.
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Editorial Reviews
From Publishers Weekly
Some of the funniest—and most outrageous—stories a comedian has don't get told onstage. They're passed around after hours and derive from the bizarre intersection of travel, intoxicants and the colorful characters on the fringes of the comedy world. (A little poverty can't hurt—the best stories from "top comics" often come from the early days.) In this collection, Ron Shock tells of being goaded by outlaw comic Bill Hicks into dropping acid before a show, infuriating the audience and escaping just in time. Jay Leno recounts how he accidentally left a groupie tied to her bed overnight—and she loved it. Black comic Alonzo Bodden recalls ripping into a redneck from the stage and having audience members tell him later that his target ran the local Klan. Shydner, early in his career, performed regularly at a variety of bars around Washington, D.C., and found himself opening for a riled-up audience eager to see the Ramones. He suffered through a "beer shower," and one of the Ramones thought that was his act: human beer sponge. Jerry Seinfeld, in his foreword, calls comedy "one of the Great Jobs"; this volume makes for excellent bathroom reading—and that's a compliment. (Oct.)
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18 of 18 people found the following review helpful
By Comedy Fan
Format:Hardcover
The Publishers' Weekly review on this page says this book is fantastic "bathroom reading." I guess they mean that it's perfect for people who don't always have time to sit down and read for an hour or two at a stretch. Because the stories in here are so short, it's easy to read for ten minutes, get a few complete stories and good chuckles, and then put the book down for next time. There are well over a hundred stories in here so if you read the book this way it'll last you for a while!
The feeling of the book is a bit like the documentary The Aristocrats-- you get the feeling that the comics are not "performing" but just sitting back and exchanging their favorite crazy stories. Not all the stories are hilarious, but most of them are very entertaining and there are some that will stick in my mind for a LONG time. Some of the stuff these guys confess to is great--Chris Rock talking about call girls, Tom Arnold about murdering goldfish, many, many stories of one-night stands and drug use. I think my favorite story has to be Doug Stanhope's one about the 5-dollar streetwalker who turns out to have a couple of surprises hidden away. I also loved the one about the comic's mother and Rodney Dangerfield.
This is also a good book for anyone interested in the history of comedy--along with all the contemporary stuff, there are lots of stories about legendary comedy greats like Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson, Richard Pryor, Andy Kaufman (Bob Zmuda contributes a great story about the Tony Clifton character).
This book doesn't go for the gross-out humor nearly as much as The Aristocrats did, but because it shows comics talking how they REALLY talk, it is definitely PG-13 or R-rated. But if you don't need your humor to be squeaky, sit-com clean (I certainly dont) then you will really get a kick out of this book.
The feeling of the book is a bit like the documentary The Aristocrats-- you get the feeling that the comics are not "performing" but just sitting back and exchanging their favorite crazy stories. Not all the stories are hilarious, but most of them are very entertaining and there are some that will stick in my mind for a LONG time. Some of the stuff these guys confess to is great--Chris Rock talking about call girls, Tom Arnold about murdering goldfish, many, many stories of one-night stands and drug use. I think my favorite story has to be Doug Stanhope's one about the 5-dollar streetwalker who turns out to have a couple of surprises hidden away. I also loved the one about the comic's mother and Rodney Dangerfield.
This is also a good book for anyone interested in the history of comedy--along with all the contemporary stuff, there are lots of stories about legendary comedy greats like Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson, Richard Pryor, Andy Kaufman (Bob Zmuda contributes a great story about the Tony Clifton character).
This book doesn't go for the gross-out humor nearly as much as The Aristocrats did, but because it shows comics talking how they REALLY talk, it is definitely PG-13 or R-rated. But if you don't need your humor to be squeaky, sit-com clean (I certainly dont) then you will really get a kick out of this book.
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
By Rik Anthony
Format:Hardcover
A warning label should be posted on this book: Please allocate 4-6 hours of time before opening this book. You will not be able to put it down. I truly enjoyed this compilation of stories from the comedy trenches.
It will give me a lot more fodder for the next time I talk with these stand up road warriors. Buy it, and enjoy it.
Rik Anthony
National Host
All Star Radio Networks
It will give me a lot more fodder for the next time I talk with these stand up road warriors. Buy it, and enjoy it.
Rik Anthony
National Host
All Star Radio Networks
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
As soon as I started reading this book, I could not put it down. I quickly was engrossed in story after story of interesting anecdotes as to a comic's true life on the road. There are definitely some chuckles in this very entertaining book, but the reader will quickly be deeply engrossed in the faceted sides of comedy, and to the totally unknown non-glamorous side of being a stand-up comic. If I ever had illusions of being a comedian and basking in the applause and endearments of the audience, these illusions have disappeared. This is definitely not a life for the sensitive personality. By the middle of the book I felt as if I knew all of the comedians personally, and I could comprehend their varied experiences and anguishes of being on the road.
I can easily visualize this book as a weekly television series of comedian's experiences on the road.
I am sure that there are many more stories which the authors have up their sleeves, and I anxiously await book 2 which I would call "I Killed Again".
The authors are to be congratulated.
I can easily visualize this book as a weekly television series of comedian's experiences on the road.
I am sure that there are many more stories which the authors have up their sleeves, and I anxiously await book 2 which I would call "I Killed Again".
The authors are to be congratulated.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars
Required reading for any fan of comedy.
Stories of almost every kind: from embarrassing to grim, from laugh-out-loud funny to inspirational. Gives more than every reason to not go on the road as a traveling comic. Read more
Published 16 days ago by S. Schott
5.0 out of 5 stars
laugh so hard you'll cry
which makes it physically difficult to read momentarily. the look inside feature sold me on this book very quickly. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Kirk W. Jorn
4.0 out of 5 stars
Fun Read
This is a fun, interesting book to read. I will warn that I didn't find it to really be funny, if that's what you're looking for...but the road stories are very interesting. Read more
Published 19 months ago by Thomas A. Brady
4.0 out of 5 stars
Enjoyed, was lengthy at points.
It seems that there is a lot of scary situations that Stand up comedians must endure and stage fright is the least of their worries it would seem. Read more
Published 22 months ago by Steve L.
5.0 out of 5 stars
A book about comedy that's actually funny!
Unlike so many dark, introspective or overly analytical books on comedy, this one is both illuminating and a really fun read. Read more
Published 23 months ago by susieq
4.0 out of 5 stars
I Killed
A very amuzing read!
The book contains many anecdotes (sometimes with a bit of tragedy) about many of america's top comics. Read more
The book contains many anecdotes (sometimes with a bit of tragedy) about many of america's top comics. Read more
Published 23 months ago by gamblor
4.0 out of 5 stars
good little ditty
These are 2-3 page stories about being a comic on the road. I like this book because I can pick it up and read a couple of stories here and there without having to finish it all at... Read more
Published on April 22, 2011 by B. Rocha
3.0 out of 5 stars
Not bad, just disappointing
For anyone interested in stand-up comedy (performers, fans or both), this certainly isn't a bad way to 'kill' a few hours (for lack of a better word). Read more
Published on April 2, 2011 by Chris
5.0 out of 5 stars
Pretty Sick at Times, but VERY FUNNY!
As a comic myself and as one who worked with many of the talented comics upon whom this book focuses, I wonder why some of the people quoted would want their particular story made... Read more
Published on February 10, 2011 by Jack Swersie
2.0 out of 5 stars
This book killed comedy for me
Granted, the book is well written and interesting, but so many of the comics stories are so nauseating. Read more
Published on September 21, 2010 by Roger Freed
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