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King Cobra

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Giant snake movies have been popular enough for quite a few of them to be made. This one involves a giant snake that is half king cobra and half diamondback rattler. That alone would make for a nasty critter, but there is no explanation as to why the thing is so big.

There is also a gap after the snake escapes (before the credits) and the main bulk of the movie. We get a screen with the words "2 Years Later". What has the giant snake been doing in all that time?

There was a touch of Jaws added in that the snake comes to a small town that is just about to be in the middle of a festival that spells financial freedom for much of the town (a local brewery is going to go national).

Our cast of characters includes the Mayor (Hoyt Axton is great as usual), his daughter who is a police officer, and her boyfriend who is the town doctor but is moving to the big city. Add the scientist whose lab the snake escape from (actually a good guy) and a herpetologist (Pat Morita) and you have pretty much the whole thing.

While this snake is huge, it is not bulletproof like Python. It is a normal genetically-spliced specimen. Ordinary tactics will work against it.

The film does a pretty good job of adding some tension and scenes that make you jump or flinch (something lacking from most of the snake movies). All in all a pretty good effort.

I am surprised to find that anyone thought this was a scary, well-acted, "carefully crafted" movie - their standards must be rather low. However giving King Cobra a low rating and being critical of its low-budget special effects, implausible action scenes and tired dialogue misses the fun: it's so bad it's good. Seeing Pat Morita seriously try to wrangle a giant snake, going mano a mano ("hand-to-hand") with the cobra spitting venom in his face, while Pat tries to subdue it using a pole is so lame one can only smile incredulously. Upon witnessing Pat saving the cobra's life from a shotgun blast only to then complain, "We've got to get that damn cobra before it gets one of us!" I could only shake my head. When no one bothers to watch where the giant snake slithers off to because they're too busy talking to each other about "the plan" I grinned at the director's failure to even try for believability. It helped that I found this movie in the bargain bin and that I drink alot.

In "King Cobra" Scott and David Hillenbrand bring us another giant snake epic. I have seen any number of this genre of films and this is actually one of the more entertaining of the bunch. The film borrows conceptually from the great "animals gone wild" films that came before it, most notably "Jaws", but does so in an entertaining manner that lets the film be derivative yet simultaneously amusing.

The film opens in a secret lab where there is a mutiny by several underlings who don't understand the scientific method at all well. The net result is the release of Seth, a giant half-cobra, half-rattlesnake mutant which was bio-engineered for maximum aggression.

Two years later a small town is preparing to host a lager festival, which is wholeheartedly endorsed by Erik Estrada in a hilarious and very flamboyant cameo completely unlike his typecast roles. After a few deaths the mayor is asked to call off the festival, but of course that's out of the question. An expert herpetologist is called. Who could it be? None other than Pat Morita, who comes up with a plan involving a vibrating machine, a large metal tube, and a goat to capture the snake. To say that the plan encounters difficulties is something of an understatement. (As an aside, is kung fu really a recommended method of self defense against a thirty foot long snake?) The plot is resolved and the cast is thinned out in a manner you may be completely expecting, but the scenes of the love-struck protagonists rolling a giant tube containing a huge snake around in the forest is a special treat.

The DVD has several extras including a decent commentary from the Hillenbrand brothers, a trailer for the film, and a making of feature that is brief but interesting. For all the cheesiness to be had here the actual models and special effects are notably better than many CGI snakes that have starred in other (even worse) giant snake films.

If you like implausible B-movies featuring giant creatures eating helpless small town citizens, this is a predictable, inane, yet fairly entertaining herpetological voyage.

This is not a movie for you if you are looking for Masterpiece theatre.If, however, you enjoy the Mystery Theatre 3000 kind of film, strap yourself in for this one. It is so ludicrous and utterly preposterous that it is entertaining in its own badness. Where else can you see Pat Morita portray an illustrious herpetologist who hunts 30 foot poisonous snakes with nothing more than a stick? Let me just say this...wait for the drop-kick. You'll be rolling on the floor

King Cobra tries to be a monster/ horror movie but it just doesn't work. The special effects and the story are weak and the snake looks ridiculous. Combine this with below par acting and you have one bad movie. If you must see this, rent it, but I must advise you to save your money, this one is not worth buying.

This video seems great from what I have heard. I likeed anaconda, and I thought it was scary, so this one must be even more scary. I'm a fan of horror videos, so please amazon, lower the price soon, so I can enjoy this video.

i have not seen such a refreshing and beautifully made movie for years. it is obvious the creators represent a new generation in film-making. the characters are vivid, true and inspirational. the image of the beast is far better than the new star wars immitations. buy this movie, send money to the producers so they can make more films!!!

King Cobra

I didn't know this was a sequel to the 1997 sleeper "Anaconda" until I looked it up on IMDb. Needless to say, it's worse than the original.

"The Karate Kid" star Pat Morita (yeah, the Chinese guy) stars as a snake hunter who must track down a genetically-altered King Cobra python-whatever when it escapes its super-duper high tech prison: a tin cage. Wow, the government must really be cutting down on containment these days. Anyway, Pat goes after the snake with the help of Scott Hillenbrand (also co-director of this journey) and Casey Fallo, who do, of course, fall in love and kiss right after a snake is about to chomp their heads off. But that's okay - it's in the script.

There are countless things in this film that are truly laughable, including the scene where Pat Morita tells Hillenbrand that he injects himself with snake venom to acquire an immunity to it. You can see the regret in Pats eyes. He knows this is a stinky movie, and he hates having to say what hes saying. Hes been around in the Hollywood circuit long enough to know that saying that kind of thing can get a film - and an actor - killed. But directors can be very picky about their films. I just thought of something that rhymes with picky, as well.

Pat Morita is in the low-point of his career. Actually, let's face it: He doesn't have a career. He got lucky off a few Karate Kid movies, and his fame disappeared instantaneously. He tried to get back in the acting showbiz with The Next Karate Kid, but his plan backfired, and his apprentice in the film became the one to gain worldwide recognition AND an Oscar (Hilary Swank). Too bad for Pat.

Scott Hillenbrand is like scraping the bottom of the barrel. His acting talent is niltch. He cant direct or act, which leaves me to wonder...how did he get his big break? I cant imagine he gained anything from the 1997 thriller Hostile Takeover.

David Hillenbrand, Scotts brother, is the other co-director of this film. And quite frankly, they both share the family gene specialty, which is being manager at a McDonalds somewhere out in Oklahoma. Thats their specialty, and they should stick to it.

Saying this movie is bad is like saying "Anaconda" was sort of bad. The original was awful enough, but this sinks even lower in the depths than the original.

Sure, it's great for a Friday or Saturday night when you've got nothing else to do. But in all honestly, I'd rather waste 93 minutes of my life on something good than something below-average, even if it has a campy quality to it (and not much at that!).

Worth avoiding at all costs. Well, almost all costs. Its hard to keep a straight face when Morita says he injects himself with snake poison. What a pathetic way to make the hero immune to venom. B-A-D is written all over this straight-to-video flop.

This is just an average snake movie starring Pat Morita from the Karate Kid movies & Scott Brandon. Scott is a local doctor at a small town in California, Kasey Fallo is his girlfriend & a local cop. Pat Morita comes in around halfway through the flick as a snake expert.
It opens when 2 disgruntled scientists pissed at the pace of the research decide to lock the head in his office & speed up the pace of the work, in the process they get carried away & cause a huge explosion & fire where Seth, the snake escapes & kills the head guy's daughter from a bite, but the head guy lives to escape. The other 2 were killed by the explosion & fire.
Later on, the snake makes its presence known in town by going a spree of killing people, by the 2nd attack Scott, Kasey, & the mayor get worried about what they're dealing with, esp. when a deputy finds a huge snakeskin intact. They realize its a 30-footer & decide to get antivenom & summon the help of the expert. The 2nd half is mainly just battle planning, dialog about the severity of the situation, & the showdown between Pat & Seth. A cheesy scene is when some local hunters decide to pursue Seth with Rambo-esque tactics & state of the art weaponry, but they're killed off one by one.
The camerawork is good, it is very well done & keeps you on the edge of your set. The acting is good, but uneven at times, esp. a cameo by Erik Estrada as a gay brewmaster which was really pointless, I felt. The story & plot are good, but the pacing is very uneven, a lot of moments of on-the-edge-of-your-seat suspense & some scary scenes, but also a lot of meaningless dialog & romancing by Scott & Kasey.
Not a bad snake at all, it's better than it's given credit for, but far from the greatest around.

King Cobra is about a mutated snake named Seth. He is mixed between a rattle snake and a cobra.When a lab explodes Seth is unleashed in a small town and starts to kill who ever is found in his path. The town soon finds out if they don't stop this snake they will all be dead. The special effects were very well done. The acting is good too. The plot could have been changed a little more to make it more exciting. Still it is a fun movie to watch every once and a while. The dvd is exellent. The dvd has an 8 minute making of king cobra. A great trailer and a production commentary by David and Scott Hillenbrand. King cobra is a great movie to add to your collection of snake movies. Recommended!