Kinky Kong 2012 R

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When acclaimed erotica director Seymour Ass disembarks on remote Bone Island to shoot his next soft-core epic with sexpot starlet Fanny Sparrow, he discovers several big obstacles to overcome...none more imposing than a 60 foot tall simian with a naughty penchant for peeping and a kinky attraction to beautiful young women of the homo sapien persuasion.

Starring:
John Paul Fedele, Sabrina Faire
Runtime:
1 hour 14 minutes

Kinky Kong

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Product Details

Genres Comedy
Director John Bacchus
Starring John Paul Fedele, Sabrina Faire
Supporting actors Darian Caine, A.J. Khan, Alexia Moore, Lora Renee, Jennifer Stanczak, Jackie Stevens, Duane Polcou, Dan Schwab, Jimmy Doyle, Adolfo Candray, Johnny Irons, Jillian Panzella, Molly Heartbreaker, Teddy Love, Anthony Crescenzo, Lee Cohen, Francesco Muto, Gregory Conley
Studio Seduction Cinema
MPAA rating R (Restricted)
Rental rights 24 hour viewing period. Details
Purchase rights Stream instantly and download to 2 locations Details
Format Amazon Instant Video (streaming online video and digital download)

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Customer Reviews

I can't imagine anyone else taking credit for it.
The JuRK
Not much going on here until Kong's dipper gets too large for his chains and he breaks free.
Leslie
Lowbrow humor, although an important feature in these films, is not enough.
Foggy Tewsday

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

10 of 10 people found the following review helpful By video nasty on December 7, 2006
Format: DVD
I'm currently off sick after straining my back leaping out of bed with cramp. Some of the kids programmes I've been watching are infinitely better than this tripe (though presumably because I've been watching children's programmes, the cross eyed dinosaur (special effects Brett Piper)did make me chuckle!) At the beginning John Fedele is amusingly on form but wears pretty thin by the end. Somebody called Andrew Shearer has written the linear notes for this DVD. And boy is he easily pleased, spewing sycophantic claptrap about the evolution of John Bacchus's parodies of major films, making out that we have reached a crescendo with this film and that this is John's Opus. Far from it. Since the take off of Blair Witch he has in the main spiralled downwards.

So if the humour of this film is abysmal what about the girls? Well if Seduction Cinema are reading this please note that this is one frequent buyer of all your products (Shock-A-Rama, Retro Seduction, Film Factory, Wave et all) that is going to stop buying your restricted versions because other than some mild topless shots.....that's it! I feel cheated that a unrated version is available free but not to residents of the UK. So please release both versions so that I can buy the unrated version or stop offering them free and release them in both versions in one package as with Spiderbabe.

It would be nice if this company started releasing even more of the earlier exploitation films esp early Misty and Ruby and Debbie and Tina etc on DVD format as Amazon don't stock DVD0-R discs and really they are the only company in America I trust to deliver my goods.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful By Foggy Tewsday on March 25, 2008
Format: DVD
A Seduction Cinema film that is carried by its two male leads is something of a rarity, but that's just what we have here. I have to say that John Fedele and Duane Polcou are both very funny in their roles. Fedele plays a sex film director with a slightly rude name; a man whose million-miles-per-hour spiel is straight out of a 1930s screwball comedy. Meanwhile, Polcou is the sexually confused seaman, Jack Friskell. It's love at first sight when he sees Kinky Kong, a giant gorilla who's packing plenty beneath his diaper.

Comedy aside, what you'll be wanting to know about are the naughty bits. Well, you should be aware that this is an R rated film. Where, in a Seduction Cinema film you would usually see some girl-girl softcore, what you get here are striptease routines presented in a similar manner to the ones in The Sexy 6th Sense. The actresses (Darian Caine, AJ Khan, Sabrina Faire, Molly Heartbreaker, Alexia Moore and Jackie Stevens) all perform these scenes admirably, but, if you're a fan of Seduction's output, you may feel a little shortchanged. These scenes are riddled with (possibly deliberate) continuity errors. An article of clothing is removed, but seconds later, it's reappeared only to have the performer remove it again. There is no below the waist nudity and the actresses do not indulge in any sexy shenanigans with each other. "These are conservative times," says Seduction Cinema head honcho, Michael Raso, on the accompanying audio commentary. He explains that at the time of recording his comments (2006), stores were declining to stock unrated films.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By Mike Reed VINE VOICE on October 24, 2007
Format: DVD
Totally absurd 3rd rate trash film of a wise-cracking movie director Seymour Asse looking to make a movie with 'the perverted version' of the almighty King Kong - Kinky Kong, a stupid-looking (obvious) person in an ape costume that wears a huge diaper. Even the soft porn girl-on-girl action here is pretty much routine. I'll be fair - here and there are a few semi-humorous moments but 'Kinky Kong' would be considered to be a complete waste of time to about 99 % of the surface population. Worth watching once, and I do mean once ONLY.
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13 of 18 people found the following review helpful By Larry VanDeSande VINE VOICE on December 14, 2006
Format: DVD
"Kinky Kong" from 2006 is a softcore porn version of the great ape story that was reinvented in high tech a year earlier. This is the story of a 50-foot ape that runs around New York in a diaper with an, ahem, protruberance in front of his bottom.

He witnesses numerous sexual tete-a-tetes and chases a lot of mainly nude women in the street before finishing the story with a voyeurisitc romp outside a high rise that results in a milk shower on an admirer.

In the final scene, as the credits rolls, Kinky Kong identiifies his object of desire -- Lady Liberty -- and sets out across New York's harbor to embrace his newfound beloved. The great ape wades as the film closes.

This is exactly what you'd expect although I found it somewhat more well-made than the average pump up softcore porn film. It has a low level of high technology that helps make the goings on appear real.

There is no acting, to speak of, and the story is moronic, but it's worth a peek if this sort of thing appeals to you. I've seen a lot of high budget Hollywood flicks more boring and equally as inane as this.
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