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Mabel Maney (Author)
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July 3, 2001
Sometimes the Best Bond for a Job is a Jane ... Jane Bond.
"What's the story on Bond?"
"Your man is a homicidal depressive paranoiac," the doctor reported.
"I know that. I want to know what's wrong with him!
And be straight with me, man. No medical mumbo jumbo."
"He's lost his nerve."

N. had suspected as much. After a long while spent staring at the jagged skyline of London, N. came to a decision. He had no other choice but to go through with Pumpernickel's ridiculous plan.

Enter Bond, Jane Bond, James's lesbian twin sister and haoless bookstore employee, who steps in to masquerade as her brother at an awards ceremony with the queen. But when the dastardly Sons of Britain (S.O.B.s), a nefarious fraternity plotting to bring the Duke and Duchess of Windsor back to power, show up, it's up to some unexpected heros to save the day. The Powder Puff Girls -- makeup salespersons by day, secret agents by night -- step in to secure the future of Britain while Jane keeps her brother's reputation intact...both in and out of the bedroom!


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Ian Fleming's bestselling thrillers relied for their appeal on the attractions of danger, especially in the sexual allure of their handsome, fearless, hardhearted hero, James Bond. Although the Bond of the movies is as devoted a womanizer as the character in the books, his sadistic tendencies are played down, as is his mental instability. In the most recent films, even the ubiquitous Bond cigarette is gone. Is nothing sacred?

Now Mabel Maney's giddy and outrageous spoof of the Bond books ousts the main character himself. As her story opens, James has been locked away in a Swiss sanitarium, having at last "lost his nerve." The British Secret Service plots to recruit his bookish, unambitious lesbian twin sister, Jane, hoping that in disguise, she will be a convincing stand-in for the world-famous agent.

Although thrilled by the tailored suit the government provides, Jane is a reluctant spy. What she doesn't know is that her new girlfriend, Bridget, ostensibly a cosmetic sales girl, is in fact a feminist counterspy struggling to foil a fascist scheme to put the aging Duke and Duchess of Windsor on the throne. Will Bridget misplace her top-secret cipher panties in a moment of passion? Can Jane avoid being killed for England? Can she keep the suit? With her usual flair for period detail, Maney (The Case of the Good-for-Nothing Girlfriend) paints a vivid, irreverent picture of the Bond era and spoofs Fleming's lingering romance with Empire. --Regina Marler

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At the start of this wacky lesbian spin on the Bond books, it's 1962, and the cranky, conservative Sons of Britain Society are plotting to overthrow Elizabeth II. Unfortunately, the Secret Service isn't up to full speed: its best agent has suffered a nervous breakdown, just before an important royal audience. Tall, handsome and desperately in need of cash, Jane Bond accepts œ1,000 to impersonate her brother James. She soon finds herself haplessly embroiled in a dangerous political conspiracy and happily ensnared in a hot romance with agent Bridget St Claire of G.E.O.R.G.I.E. (Greater European Organization of Radical Girls Interdicting Evil), who is also on the trail of the SOBS. Maney (The Case of the Good-for-Nothing Girlfriend: A Nancy Clue Mystery; A Ghost in the Closet: A Hardly Boys Mystery) is known for her affectionately campy parodies of everybody's favorite teen sleuths, delicious burlesques in which these formerly chaste adolescents indulge in the love that dares not speak its name. There is an enthusiastic audience for this kind of fun gay fare, but Maney's latest book is short on fizz. Scenes both boring and pointless exhaustive detailing of bureaucratic procedures, inane conversations between minor characters, a protracted argument over what to have for breakfast keep the story from achieving an exciting pace. And the author's attempts to add psychological depth to her story are regrettable. Jane's recollections of her silent, difficult, depressed father to cite just one example have no place in what is ostensibly a sexy, saucy romp.

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: It Books; 1st edition (July 3, 2001)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0380803100
  • ISBN-13: 978-0380803101
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.3 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.3 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,657,425 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Literary Parody, September 3, 2001
This review is from: Kiss the Girls and Make Them Spy: An Original Jane Bond Parody (Paperback)
Here's the key thing anyone who wants to really enjoy and appreciate this book should know: it parodies the Ian Fleming books about James Bond, not the movies. And it does an excellent job of it, too!

Jane Bond has hit rock bottom. She's drunk, she's unemployed and she can't remember the names of the women she wakes with in the morning. Sometimes she can't remember how they got there. Enter her chance to be a spy for England, for God and Country.

Maney is simply topnotch at parodying the times and the language of the Bond books. The hilarity is slower to build than in the Nancy Clue books, and in many ways, by the end of the book, more satisfying for being more witty and just plain grownup. More, more, more, Ms. Maney! More, for God and Country!

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Perfect Parody, August 28, 2001
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I purchased this book in Provincetown because it looked funny. It was hilarious! Kiss the Girls and make Them Spy is an extremely clever parody of James Bond - filled with witty references and fun dialogue. Give yourself a nostalgic trip back to the 1960's - with a great twist.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars If you liked "Nancy Clue" and "Cherry Aimless" ..., July 22, 2001
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This book is completely addictive. I couldn't put it down. I thought Maney was pretty out-to-lunch with her Nancy Drew parodies, but she has now apparently lost all touch with reality, and the results are hilarious.

I never really liked Jame Bond, but I feel for his poor creator, Ian Fleming. He must be calling for his bromo right about now. Was Mabel Maney put out by the 100th James Bond poster she saw featuring a barely dressed babe with big boobs? Maybe she just saw a big fat target for outrageous, affectionate, but gimlet-eyed parody. Whatever the motivation, she is out for blood with this one, and you will never look at James Bond the same way again.

The funny thing about Mabel Maney's Nancy Drew parodies, and this one, too, is that Maney seems to have genuine affection for the literary genres she rakes over the coals. Perhaps this is the key to her success. You actually care about these kooks and vagabonds as she spoofs the living daylights out of them.

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Agent Pumpernickel, Miss Bond, Sir Reginald, Miss Tuppenny, Miss Liversidge, Lady Edwina, Flora Beaton, Grunby Hall, Sir Niles, Tessie Twigg, Lady Bridget, Cedric Pumpernickel, Jane Bond, James Bond, King Edward, Agent Bond, Duchess of Windsor, Miss Loomis, Lord Finhatten, Chief Tuppenny, Sons of Britain Society, Agent Dolittle, Grouse Manor, Crispin's Bookshop, Amalgamated Widget
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