Kiss Me or Die [Kindle Edition]

Scott Nicholson (Author)

Book Description

Richard's life is a horror story. And it's all the fault of those people inside his head.

Richard thinks he has them stereotyped for his autobiography, but he’s about to get a new tenant: the Insider, a malevolent soul-hopping spirit that may or may not be born from Richard’s nightmares and demands a co-writing credit and a little bit of foot-kissing dark worship.

Now Richard doesn’t know which voice to trust. The book’s been rejected 117 times. The people he loves keep turning up dead. And here comes the woman of his dreams.

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A dark romantic thriller in the style of Chuck Palahniuk, Jeff Lindsay's "Darkly Dreaming Dexter" series, and Bret Easton Ellis.

Scott Nicholson is author of 15 other paranormal, mystery, and suspense thrillers, including the #1 Kindle bestsellers LIQUID FEAR, DISINTEGRATION, THE RED CHURCH, and THE SKULL RING. Learn more about Scott's work at Author Central.

"Fast paced and always creepy, this is one author that aims to kill and never misses.” – Jeremy Robinson, author of INSTINCT and THRESHOLD

"Always surprises and always entertains."--Jonathan Maberry, Patient Zero

"Keep both hands on your pants, because Nicholson is about to scare them off."--JA Konrath, Shaken

Product Details

• File Size: 529 KB
• Print Length: 314 pages
• Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
• Publisher: Haunted Computer Books (August 29, 2010)
• Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
• Language: English
• ASIN: B0041D88TW
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• X-Ray: Enabled
• Lending: Enabled
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #181,118 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

27 of 29 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Six-star review for "the worst novel ever written" September 18, 2010

By Christa Polkinhorn

Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase

Scott Nicholson and Richard Coldiron are "co-authors" of Richard Coldiron's autobiography "As I Die Lying." Richard Coldiron is a victim of a troubled childhood, of cruel beatings, probable incest, alcoholic parents, a wrecked home-life, and very little love. No wonder his mind (the Bone House) is somewhat twisted and has to do all kinds of tricks so its owner can survive. And Richard is a survivor. As a child, he has an invisible friend who lessens his pain by whisking him away and taking the punishment in his stead. Later in life though, four slightly more problematic "friends" or voices in his head take control: Little Hitler, Loverboy, Mister Milktoast (what a name), and Bookworm, who sometimes get him out of difficult situations, take the blame for murder and mayhem, but also create the most dangerous and destructive situations. And, on top of it, we have the Insider, that creepy, selfish fellow, the devilish monster, evil incarnate, who manipulates the story of Richard's life to his own advantage.

The book is a literary treasure, creepy and cruel, witty, sarcastic, full of dark humor and with an undercurrent of sadness, but, most of all, enormously entertaining with great dialogue. It is a fascinating study of human psychology, of the conflicting voices and emotions in all of us, the darkness that lurks in the back of our minds and, if left unrecognized, threatens to overpower what's good in us. And last, but most importantly, it is a story of redemption and love. I heard rumors that Sigmund Freud turned around in his grave, pounding the coffin walls with his fists (or what was left of them), condemning the book. The real reason, however, was he was extremely upset that he didn't write it himself.

I would give this so-called "worst novel ever written" six stars but Amazon only allows for five, so five it is.

12 of 13 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars A Trippy Ride October 9, 2010

By Neal Hock "bookhound78"

Format:Kindle Edition

This book is unlike any other Nicholson book that I've read, and I've about read them all. In fact, it's not quite like any other book I've read. Richard Coldiron is a normal guy--if you consider normal as having multiple individuals living in your head. Nicholson does a great job of capturing the feeling of what Coldiron is going through, living with multiple individuals vying for control of one body.

This was a great read, and if you consider Nicholson as a "horror" writer, you need to give this one a try. Nicholson showcases his tremendous versatility in this book, and it lacks none of his trademark rich prose.

10 of 11 people found the following review helpful

3.0 out of 5 stars Getting into the mind of a serial killer... November 14, 2010

By Sunluvr

Format:Kindle Edition

This wasn't my favorite of Nicholson's work, thus the 3-star rating. It's written as a stream of consciousness narrative by the protagonist which, in the beginning was nearly too frenetic for me to continue. But Nicholson is a brilliant writer, so I was reluctantly pulled into the story and had to finish it. If you're interested in what goes on in the mind of a serial killer, this is the book for you; he has you feeling as much sympathy for the killer as for the victims. Here's a sample of Nicholson's descriptive talent: "Miles away, people huddled in front of the blue campfires of television sets, frantic from having too much time and burdened with having to spend it all." His insight into the human condition and his ability to express it all in his unique voice makes everything he has written worth reading... even if it's not my favorite.