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Kiss-Off Letters to Men : Over 70 Zingers You Can Use to Send Him Packing, Mess with His Head, or Just Plain Dump Him
 
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Kiss-Off Letters to Men : Over 70 Zingers You Can Use to Send Him Packing, Mess with His Head, or Just Plain Dump Him [Paperback]

Erica Dankoff (Author), Muara Johnston (Author), Hope Carpenter (Illustrator)
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)


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Book Description

May 15, 2001
Dear WWA (Woman with Attitude),

Is your bank account dwindling because Mr. Wonderful is also Mr. I Left My Wallet at Home? Does your dream guy feel the need to pat your tummy and mention that you could stand to lose a few pounds, even if he has put on a few himself? Have you forgotten what the words "a quiet table for two" mean, settling instead for tatty bar stools and buffalo wings? Have you been plagued by a sneaking suspicion that the whiff of perfume you caught when he took off his shirt wasn't from a secret shopping trip for your upcoming birthday? Are you thinking it is time to get out of your relationship while your sanity it still intact?

Well, there's no better way to tell him it's over than with a mighty missive that will do the job for you. Let Kiss-Off Letters to Men be your inspiration, with more than 70 letters you can easily adapt to dump him, deflate his ego, or simply make his blood boil. Take it from us, girlfriends -- a letter works: every one in this collection is based on a real-life relationship we or our friends have had. Let Kiss-Off Letters to Men be your guide to ending doomed relationships -- for good.

Your friends,
Erica and Muara

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From Publishers Weekly

For women who are tired of getting burned, Erica Dankoff and Muara Johnston say: don't get madget even! Kiss-Off Letters to Men: Over 50 Zingers You Can Use to Send Him Packing, Mess with His Head, or Just Plain Dump Him is packed with laughs for girls only. Written in the form of Dear John letters, these sassy entries take insulting men ("What a roach-infested soul you have") and, at times, scaring the pants off them ("The stick came out blue and the rabbit is dead") to a whole new level.

Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information, Inc.

About the Author

ERICA DANKOFF is a professional writer and former stand-up comic. She lives in New Jersey, where she is working on a book and film projects.
MUARA JOHNSTON, a former nationally syndicated television show producer, deejay, and manager of nonprofit organizations, currently lives in Los Angeles, where she is studying film.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Three Rivers Press; 1 edition (May 15, 2001)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0609807927
  • ISBN-13: 978-0609807927
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.2 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,777,196 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny Letters, November 21, 1999
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Well, this book is a ton of laughs, it's what every girl must own just incase she ever has to tell a guy off and just can't seem to come up with the words herself. My favorite letter is the first hate letter. This is a really funny book.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars what?, January 10, 2004
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This review is from: Kiss-Off Letters to Men : Over 70 Zingers You Can Use to Send Him Packing, Mess with His Head, or Just Plain Dump Him (Paperback)
This is really not what I expected. WHY?
1) Letters were really immature
2) So for little kids
3) Kiss off Letters to MEN?? Should be Letters to BOYS

Yes, it's sort of funny but there were nothing particulary so great/new about this book or anything particularly "wow"!

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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars You're not alone!, February 17, 2000
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When I read this book, I realized these women must have dated my ex-boyfriends because they hit the nail right on the head. Every girl will find at least one letter they can relate to in this book and every girl will find herself laughing at how silly dating, romance, and break-ups can be. A real pick-me-up for anyone going through a rocky time!
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