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"...great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun."
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"The co-authors of the darkly funny animated stories "All my friends are dead" have done it again with this parody children's book, capturing the hilarious essence of their debut novels."
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About the Author

Avery Monsen is a New York-based artist and writer. He is the co-author of All my friends are dead. and All my friends are still dead.

Jory John is a California-based writer, editor, and cartoonist. He is the co-author of All my friends are dead. and All my friends are still dead.
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 80 pages
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books (September 26, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1452103313
  • ISBN-13: 978-1452103310
  • Product Dimensions: 6.5 x 0.5 x 6.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (137 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,757 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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27 of 28 people found the following review helpful By Jonnie on September 27, 2012
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...but somehow I am not. I kept repeating "Oh NO..." every time I turned the page, then laughing like crazy. This book is ridiculous, absurd, pointless, awful, and completely hilarious. Five stars.
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20 of 21 people found the following review helpful By James N Simpson on November 6, 2012
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This is a little different to All My Friends Are Dead and its sequel, in that this book rhymes. It's actually a poem where usually four sentences are presented for each letter where the last line rhymes with the second on each page, such as "J is for Justice. Make sure things are fair. If somebody wrongs you, just cut off their hair." Usually, the format changes with a few letters where a blunt message such as "G is for Grandma. Remind her that she'll be dead soon." These are sort of more shocking because the rhythm of the rhyming poem has been broken. Some letters even have two examples so they are over spread over four pages, such as "F if for Fire, made with logs and lighter, Throw Daddy's wallet in, It'll Burn Brighter!" Turn the page and it's "Now Daddy is shouting like you've never heard, And he keeps repeating a different F word." Usually there's text on the left page with a picture on the right.

It's a fun read, obviously a parody and giving the opposite advice to what you would tell a child. In fact the book clearly says on the back cover. This book is not suitable for children of any age. Don't just jump straight to the poem and picture pages though, the legal disclaimer at the front asking you to sign that you won't take legal action against the authors is really funny too. The illustrations are also a lot of fun. Like with All My Friends Are Dead, I'd prefer these books were the normal picture book size but that's just a small gripe. It's pretty hard not to enjoy these books, they are definitely a laughing and talking point to anyone who picks them up.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Bran O on May 31, 2013
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I bought this as a gift for my 22 year old brother who was graduating from college as a deviation from the normal books that one gets for graduation. I read it before giving it to him and almost thought about keeping it for myself. Once he got it on graduation day he read it and though I had already heard what the book had to say, there is just something about the way that it is written to make you laugh again. Throughout the day, he read it or showed it to everyone that was in and out. This book is definitely not a traditional alphabet book for someone of a very young age; however, I believe that the range of people that can enjoy this book is very wide. I for one LOVE it!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By S. Fjestad on January 28, 2013
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Quite funny if you're suited to this kind of humor. Goes great with our other books "All My Friends are Dead" and "All My Friends are Still Dead."
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By steven a wise on April 21, 2014
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The only problem with this book, is how short it is. I know there are only so many letters in the alphabet, but this book was so much fun I wish we had 26 more!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Mills W on April 29, 2014
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This book was sooo funny to me, but be careful not everyone will get it. I laugh every time I think about it, but some did not appreciate it. But those are the people that you probably dont really like anyway!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Jim Reynolds on January 3, 2014
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This became the hit of our Christmas for the adults. Each one picked up the book and smirked as they flipped page to page. If you're snarky or have a dark sense of humor, just give up and buy the book now.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By AJWKM on January 23, 2013
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Bought this as a stocking gift for my Sister and her husband. It is a fun little book that will bring some smiles, it is short but a good book for the coffee table to elicit grins!
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