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  • Let Knock Knock's Lines For All Occasions series put words in your mouth
  • Chapters range from "All About Me" to "Coitus Seeking"
  • Handy pocket-size, 3.5 x 5.75 inches, hardcover with 485 pickups and come-ons to choose from
  • 112 Pages of clever lines
  • Funny gift book that's perfect for parents, relatives, and in-laws with a good sense of humor
  • Pocket-sized book gives you Lines For All Occasions
  • Hardcover book is 3.25 x 5.5-inches and has 112 pages
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Approaching that hottie over there requires more than courage-it takes the right words. Sometimes, however, exercising the organ between your ears is too much work; instead, use Pickups and Come-Ons for All Occasions to sweet-talk with class or crass. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll impress chicks and hunks alike with your persuasive wit-and increase your sex appeal by 42.9 percent. Chapters range from All About Me to Coitus Seeking. Over 485 pickups and come-ons to choose from. Hardcover book is 3.25 x 5.5-inches; 112 pages. With clever clichés, ideal insults, perfect pickups and picker-uppers, and so much more, these pocket-sized prompters provide the appropriate (or deliberately inappropriate) script for every encounter.


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style name: Pickups/Come-Ons
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Brand NameKnock Knock
Item Weight4 ounces
Product Dimensions5.5 x 3.2 x 0.4 inches
Item model number50109
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Number of Items2
Manufacturer Part Number50109
  
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ASIN1601060599
Best Sellers Rank #53,557 in Office Products (See top 100)
Shipping Weight4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
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Date First AvailableJuly 26, 2008
  
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25 of 27 people found the following review helpful By charles gaskins on June 26, 2010
Style Name: Insults/Comebacks Verified Purchase
The book is attractively put together but filled with the weakest and lamest come backs there are. It's as if a twelve year old put this together.
Here are some of the insults and comebacks they give you:
"You still think you can be anything you want -- and get paid for it."
"Are you still paying off your student loans to poseur school?"
"Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after."

There is nothing in here you would use in regular conversation. Nothing to keep in your arsenal to bust out, spur of the moment.
The book is not funny at all, so it's not even enjoyable to just flip through. Thumbing through the thing you're struggling to find at least one that is humorous. They lack all originality. Majority of the things written in here I learned in the early '90s, in grade school. The other half are the type of slogans you'd see on a fat kids t-shirt, like "Did you take the short bus to school?"

There are tons of books on Amazon filled with wit and humour, but this ain't one. This book is a waste of time.
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful By Garrett Mccutcheon on September 25, 2009
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Sure, some of the one-liners are humorous, but not nearly so much as I had hoped. Still, the "Lines for All Occasions" series does make an interesting coffee table set. I've found that people are far more likely to pick one of these up and flip through it than they will other books.
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Kenneth Cherevko on April 29, 2011
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The comebacks and insults in this book are truly lame. Most were old, bad lines. I was embarrassed just reading these let alone using them.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Ellen A. Kiernan on January 14, 2014
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I ordered this from Amazon after flipping through it in a store. The pages I read in the store must have contained the only witty, clever retorts in the book. For the most part these are dumb, truly insulting or both. I bought this as a gift but ended up not giving it to the intended giftee.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By MBS on April 12, 2014
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It's okay, and the idea is funny. But there are some "comebacks" that are really old or dated. When I asked my teenager his comment is "very lame."
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By Three Dog Day on January 31, 2014
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Not what I was expecting. THey were seriously just insults - not particularly witty or the type of thing you would really say.
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Style Name: Insults/Comebacks Verified Purchase
Even though a number of these "insults" and "comebacks" are somewhat dated, and as a result, "cheesy", overall they are funny, and quite a few are clever. Although this book is purely meant as entertainment, there are a few nuggets you can memorize and unleash at any given appropriate time!
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By Nadia on May 7, 2014
Style Name: Insults/Comebacks Verified Purchase
i have read it and the contents inside few are useful, funny, okay, i already know, lame, dosent make sense or just bad....
so i dont really know what to say about it either than its okay... but i wouldnt recomand it to others nor would i be buying other versions of this books...
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