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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 301 Hilarious and Funny Knock Knock Jokes [Kindle Edition]

Lizzy Burbank
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (55 customer reviews)

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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Get the 1st Book of my Upcoming Children's Series FREE as a Mailing List Bonus


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus falling, run away!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey is not working. 
Open the door.

The Funniest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Made For Children


In Lizzy's third Jokes for Kids Book, get ready to laugh out loud to over 300 hilarious, knee-slapping knock-knock jokes. These jokes cover a range of categories and are super funny, including that dash of corniness we've all grown to love from funny knock knock jokes (what knock-knock joke isn't a bit corny?!). As a mother and jokester extraordinaire, Lizzy knows what it takes to write a good joke; how to keep her children entertained enough to not cause any trouble.

This funny Knock Knock Jokes book will have your children reading, talking, laughing, and socializing with other kids and adults.


This Knock Knock Jokes Book includes:
  • 301 funny knock knock jokes, kid approved
  • A variety of categories, including knock on foods, knock on names, and knock on places
  • Each joke has been tried and tested to ensure optimal funniness
  • Jokes are neatly laid out with a Table of Contents to allow for quick and easy viewing
  • BONUS GIFT: A FREE copy of the 1st Book in my upcoming Children's Series being released later this summer!;/li>

  • Go Ahead & Grab Your Copy Today - Your Kids Will Thank Your For It



    Editorial Reviews

    From the Author

    Entertaining children can be quite expensive, as any parent knows. However, most times our kids are entertained by the simplest of things - whether it be a cardboard box, a box of crayons, or just a simple imaginary game.

    The Jokes for Kids Series was created for any and all parents looking for an inexpensive way to entertain their children. These books were also created for personal reasons, as I began to look for ways to get my children to enjoy reading as well as socialize with other children.

    These books have kept my children focused entertained and will hopefully do the same for yours!

    About the Author

    Lizzy Burbank is a wife, a mother of two, and a children's book writer. For much of her career, she taught children at various levels; including a private pre-school as well as a prestigious special education school in New York City. After retiring from her teaching career, Lizzy pursued one of her true passions, writing and publishing children's works.

    Product Details

    • File Size: 194 KB
    • Print Length: 71 pages
    • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 149234849X
    • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
    • Publisher: Grassroot Books (May 10, 2013)
    • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
    • Language: English
    • ASIN: B00CQEMI80
    • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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    • Lending: Enabled
    • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #293,391 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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    Customer Reviews

    Most Helpful Customer Reviews
    4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Good to have May 17, 2013
    By Dan
    Format:Kindle Edition
    Good book to have for younger ones. We told these jokes all day - got this book for 99 cents so can't really beat it.
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    4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Clean Knock knock jokes! May 16, 2013
    Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
    Good clean knock knock jokes suitable for kids of all ages. Book has a bunch of categories of jokes and is nicely formatted and laid out. Pretty solid for the amount of jokes.
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    3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Good for cousin May 15, 2013
    By Mr.C
    Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
    Good joke book for my little cousin who's obsessed with knock knock jokes. Kept him entertained for hours and we're happy because it encourages him to read.

    -MC
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    5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
    4.0 out of 5 stars Jokes for my daughter May 15, 2013
    Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
    Good book, packed with jokes for my little one. Some are hit or miss, but overall can't beat 300 jokes for the price.
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    2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great book for kids July 25, 2013
    Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
    Bought this book and my 8 year granddaughter wont put it down. Every time she comes to visit she runs to get my kindle and we spend about 30 minutes doing knock knock jokes.
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    1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
    1.0 out of 5 stars Boring by bunches January 11, 2014
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    I just don't think that this was funny and I'm not saying that the whole thing is that bad: (
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    1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Good book January 5, 2014
    By Daniel
    Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
    my girls loved the book, very nice. It was perfect for the price. The shipping was fast too. I would buy this item again.
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    1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
    3.0 out of 5 stars Interesting concept, so-so execution November 14, 2013
    Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
    Nothing "hilarious" here. I can't imagine any normal kid would be entertained by most of the knock-knocks given here. Or maybe I'm just too old to make that kind of judgement. On second thought, ask some little kids what they think. What do I know...
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    Most Recent Customer Reviews
    1.0 out of 5 stars Short
    I would like it if it was a longer book that would be better than what it is now some good jokes though
    Published 1 month ago by Becky Blackwell
    1.0 out of 5 stars Not funny or humorus.
    Not funny. The kids thought it was lame.
    Published 2 months ago by Robin
    5.0 out of 5 stars Yeawah Lappia
    I like this book.

    because it is a good book
    it's is a knock knock book joke book funny book.
    Published 4 months ago by Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars good
    It is very useful book. I learnd a lot of knowledge from this book. It is very nice. I love it.
    Published 5 months ago by eric
    4.0 out of 5 stars Funny
    My kids have read this over and over and have used the jokes with so many people. I enjoy watching them.
    Published 5 months ago by happymomof2
    5.0 out of 5 stars Pretty funny--good for younger kids!
    There are some good, clean knock-knock jokes for kids. They're also very short so it's easy for kids to remember when they want to retell the joke. Read more
    Published 6 months ago by reviewer
    4.0 out of 5 stars Knock Knock Jokes
    If you want to have jokes for the young these will do. Some of them are one we heard as children and others are of the day. Read more
    Published 6 months ago by Tawny Abernathy
    1.0 out of 5 stars Don't bother
    I was disappointed that this offering didn't have many "smart" jokes. The kids I read to want Knock Knocks to be "FUNNY" . So, knock-knock-who's there? nobody, nobody who? Read more
    Published 7 months ago by SUZIE K. REECE-GADDY
    2.0 out of 5 stars no so gun to work tomorrow and the race is looking to work on the...
    F2f FUN to watch people who was a good game but close one l l l think the company has has changed the company cabin w Stan hi there Mike Leary has a good day for the skunk and u u... Read more
    Published 10 months ago by tom barkus
    1.0 out of 5 stars Save Your Money
    Sadly there are only a few worthwhile jokes in this book and most of it is rather silly and repetitive. Keep looking.
    Published 11 months ago by Nicholas Draper
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    More About the Author

    Lizzy Burbank is a wife, a mother of two, and a children's book writer. For much of her career, she taught children at various levels; including a private pre-school as well as a prestigious special education school in New York City. After retiring from her teaching career, Lizzy pursued one of her true passions, writing and publishing children's works.

    Her first work was "Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids" a children's joke book. This was the first book in what has become the Jokes for Kids series. Lizzy has endured numerous long road trips with her children over the years; she understands the importance of having a fun time killer for the kids. She wrote this book for parents and kids alike.



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