Knock Knock Office Speak Rotating Stamp (70103)

by Knock Knock

• Make it official with a handy Rotating Stamp that's as amusing and authoritative as you are; includes black ink pad
• Stamp has 12 useful expressions: In the loop, Outside the Box, I'm not here right now, On the same page, I need a
• Leave me alone, I need coffee, I'm always right, Not enough bandwidth, What is it this time, Paradigm shift, ?????
• From our Office Speak line, as spiffy as it is practical, featuring a hint of wit and a ton of functionality
• Rotating rubber stamp has a plastic handle; you'll be a pro at being a professional in no time, even if your desk at the coffee shop

Product Description

At Knock Knock our sensibility is proudly distinct, in contrast to the overwhelming homogenization of committee-created corporate product. We believe that many people are intelligent enough to appreciate wit, wordplay, and conceptual thinking, so we strive not to dumb down as we create. We believe in the Golden Rule, friendly customer service, and shipping quality merchandise on time, though occasionally we are grumpy and circumstances beyond our control result in tardiness. Our customers comprise the impish, the dapper, the droll, the young-at-heart, those who prefer the humor of the truth to false feel-good affirmations. On the highfalutin front, Knock Knock seeks to integrate art and commerce by creating original, authentic, non-cynical products. Our inspirations are Charles and Ray Eames and Tibor Kalman, designers who refused compartmentalization and brought intelligence, aesthetics, and creativity to everything they touched. Our unifying force is sensibility and we channel that into designing and manufacturing original products. Also, we read a lot. Following are a few things we believe: Ethics and decency are immeasurably important. Whether mass produced or handmade, products should be created with care. Craft is important for the soul as well as the hands and eyes. Art is not necessarily superior to craft. Humor makes everything better. Not everything should strive to be accessible to the lowest common denominator, or any common denominator, for that matter. Empty feel-good affirmations are an instant gratification of diminishing returns, slyly interpreted truths last longer. Despite the rise of the screen, much that is interesting and innovative can be done with printed matter, though paper should be recycled whenever possible. Good should be rewarded. Problems should be discussed and resolved. Mistakes should be admitted and learned from. Common sense is uncommon. Ego is annoying. Turn signals should be used.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and perfect! March 21, 2013

By Elizabeth Victorino

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I use this for Project Life and miscellaneous scrapbook projects. The phrases are so quirky and contemporary. You don't have to work in an office to use this!