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Knocked Up: Confessions of a Hip Mother-to-be [Paperback]

Rebecca Eckler
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Book Description

March 29, 2005
Rebecca Eckler is a popular newspaper columnist who lives the fabulous life and gets paid to write about it. So when a tipsy romp with her fiancé on the night of their lavish engagement party leaves her unexpectedly expecting, she is utterly at a loss. How will a woman who loves nothing more than a night out on the town sipping cocktails with her fellow party girls survive the pregnant life?

Knocked Up is the witty, engaging and refreshingly frank chronicle of a modern woman’s journey into motherhood. We follow Eckler from the first trimester (a.k.a. the longest three months of her life), through the “fat months” of the second trimester, on to the "even fatter months" of the third. Flipping the pages of this Bridget-Jones-style diary, we share in Eckler’ s discovery of prenatal vitamins and nursing bras, ultrasounds and obstetricians. And we experience her growing horror at the physical symptoms of pregnancy: all-day “morning” sickness, fatigue, varicose veins, and cravings. And the weight gain, oh the weight gain. Who knew the day would come when she could no longer put on her own socks?

Along for the ride is a cast of characters as comical as any met in fiction. There’s the Sexy Young Intern, a Sophia Loren look-a-like with her skinny eyes set on Eckler’s job; the glamorous friends who continue to drink Manhattans, while Eckler sips Perrier; and the Cute Single Man who knows just when she needs a carton of ice cream or a game of Scrabble. And then there’s the fiancé, living in another city, who, thanks to the miracle of long-distance phone lines, appreciates better than anybody the highs and lows of the hormonal rollercoaster pregnant Eckler is on.

Lighthearted, intimate, and very funny, Knocked Up is the diary of a modern mother-to-be determined not to let pregnancy and motherhood change her life. Not. One. Little. Bit.

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Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

Canadian journalist Eckler was a young hipster covering club openings, trends and the minutiae of yuppie life for a newspaper when a "whoopsie" moment after her engagement party (later dubbed the Conception Party) left her pregnant. The 29-year-old author and her fiancé, who lived far away and whom she planned to marry and move in with at some point, were initially shocked but later accepting. This wasn't exactly in Eckler's plan (though what was in the plan isn't quite clear, either). She becomes cautiously excited about her vague perception of parenthood, but repeatedly horrified by what pregnancy brings: weight gain, a ban on alcohol, stretch marks. Eckler writes, diary-like, about each of these revelations as well as more than anyone would want to know about both her weight and her daily trips to McDonald's. Eventually, she and her fiancé move in together and seem genuinely excited about the baby's arrival, which may comfort readers unimpressed with some of Eckler's other decisions (she doesn't completely stop smoking; she schedules a C-section for nonmedical reasons). Sometimes this mommy memoir feels like a humorous crash course in maturity, though at other points the author's attitude comes dangerously close to that of one who has a baby as a chic accessory.
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

From Booklist

When journalist Eckler--Canada's answer to Sex and the City author Candace Bushnell--became pregnant on the night of her engagement party, she decided to chronicle the travails of pregnancy as experienced by the Cosmo-drinking crowd. Eckler woke up the morning after the party and simply knew she was pregnant (despite the fact that her symptoms fit both pregnancy and a hangover). Since she wasn't living in the same city as her fiance, Eckler was able to experience pregnancy as a quasi-single mom-to-be. Knocked Up is a fast, light read that will either entertain or infuriate readers interested in pregnancy and child rearing. Those who see a bit of themselves in Eckler will identify with her maverick stance, but those who take issue with smoking and drinking during pregnancy (she cuts down but doesn't quit) and elective C-section (she didn't want to go through labor) won't be charitable. Straddling the two camps will be the ambivalent few who feel they should be infuriated but can't help secretly admiring Eckler for admitting that she continued to smoke and drink. Beth Leistensnider
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved

Product Details

  • Paperback: 373 pages
  • Publisher: Villard (March 29, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0345475755
  • ISBN-13: 978-0345475756
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.8 x 7.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.9 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (48 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,083,410 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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She's ridiculous and the book was a waste of money and time. elaine  |  6 reviewers made a similar statement
Often this book is like watching a horror film that's unintentionally comic, absurd and entertaining. Randy Macdonald  |  7 reviewers made a similar statement
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27 of 30 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't buy this travesty of a book! May 10, 2007
By Freddi
Format:Paperback
Please, may I review with fewer than one star? In all my life I have never, never, read a book as bland and inherently dull as Rebecca Eckler's Knocked Up. Buying it along with a few books on pregnancy, I thought it would be a breath of fresh air, a break from all the other tomes offering serious advice. Nope.

Why on earth did this writer feel she should share these uninspired musings on pregnancy? How on earth can a 30 year-old woman be so clueless about her own body? Is she honest? Maybe, but boy she is so self-centred and self-absorbed, while pondering why her friends are just that. I have no use for this book or for her writing and am incrdibly sorry I spent $14 to purchase it. What a sad little life she leads, valuing all the wrong aspects of her soulless existence while truly feeling she is a hip mother-to-be!

Someone out there should write a funny yet informative first-hand book about first time pregnancy. This is absolutely not it. Are we supposed to sympathise with this selfish and shallow woman? By the end of the book (and I was so glad it came) I could not stand her. This woman does not have a single ounce of writing talent. Read anything else, anything at all.
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51 of 66 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars A Child Having A Child March 31, 2005
Format:Paperback
My interest in considering reading a book like this was a desire to understand the changes occurring in a man or woman before and after they have a child. I've found it fascinating that almost everyone in our society, many of whom have heretofore lived lives of independence, affluence and freedom would undertake something so radically at odds with their lifestyle as having a child, and often without a murmur of objection. The sorts of questions I have about child birth and child bearing are: why do it? are there certain pivotal events in the single life that precipitate the wish to have a child? If so, what are they? Is the decision to have a child an indication of strength and devotion or resignation and ignorance? Fundamentally, how does a person change when they have a child? In what aspects for the good, and what aspects for the worse?

Rebecca Ekler writes her memoir in diary format, and the first entry is the aftermath of her engagement party. At the party she got really drunk, and because of that and the "evil", possessed new black dress she barely wore that makes men do evil things to her she had unprotected sex with her fiancé for the first time. It's interesting she intuitively knows she is pregnant the morning after. This is confirmed by the *four* pregnancy tests she uses to make 100% certain. It CAN'T be true!

Before I read the book I read the near complete and vehement scorn this book received by almost all the other reviews out there, especially the ones here on Amazon. I noticed the book was subsequently removed from Amazon and re-appeared a few months later in March 2005 with a new cover. The scorn the book previously received was so universal that it reminded of a quote by George Bernard Shaw: "all great truths begin as heresy".
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars It might be less offensive if it was fiction... January 22, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
I think the amount of one-star reviews speak for themselves, but I wanted to address those leaving comments on one-star reviews saying, "come on, it's just satire! have a laugh!"

If this were a fictitious novel, I would still be appalled and annoyed by this book, but I wouldn't feel absolutely disgusted. However, THIS IS NOT FICTION! This is a true story. It's a memoir of sorts. A true story about a pregnant woman who smokes and drinks. This isn't funny. This is a story about a woman who is willingly putting the life of her child at risk. Call me old fashioned, but I'm not laughing.
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13 of 17 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars gives 'hip moms' a bad name May 9, 2005
By Lori
Format:Paperback
I seriously cannot believe that anyone not related to Ms. Eckler would give this piece of crap more than one star. As a new mother, reading her newspaper column regarding pregnancy made me so incredulous that someone could actually be so unrealistic and lacking in any maternal fibre that I cancelled my subscription. This woman cannot write. She is incredibly vain, shallow and selfish to the point that she requires therapy (and not the retail kind). A total waste of time and money. Yuck.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Complete Waste of Time August 26, 2007
Format:Paperback
This book is so awful. I seriously think the good reviews on here are written by the author's friends. The best comparison I can make is this must be what Britney Spears is like pregnant. If you like that kind of thing, go for it. Otherwise save your money and your time. If you are looking for fun pregnancy books try the Girlfriend's guides. A great book about the experience of having a baby is Operating Instructions by Anne Lamott.
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15 of 21 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Extremely offensive to all mothers June 27, 2005
By J. Todd
Format:Paperback
I bought this book, being a new mom, looking for some humor and insight from another 20-something. I have not been more sorry to have spent money on anything in a VERY long time. Had this book been fiction (as I orginally thought) it may have had some redeeming qualities. The fact that it is reality is abominable. To read about someone knowingly harming their unborn child in such blatant ways is terrible. I agree that no one should support this woman and feed into her vanity. I intend to return this book and tell everyone I know not to read it.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Can't stop laughing July 14, 2009
Format:Paperback
This book is hilarious. After reading some of the negative reviews here I'm thinking that just because the subject is pregnancy people are so uptight. I think Rebecca is a talented and funny writer. I love writers who make me laugh out loud. Yes, she is immature but so what, I'm not here to judge her. I especially loved the baby naming section. She was dead on as my husband also shot down all my good names and had strong opinions whereas I had just thought he would agree with whatever I chose. She put my feelings into words perfectly. Oh and by the way, I am not one of Rebecca's friends (although I would like to be!) I live in Reno, Nevada and picked up this book used at a children's resale store and I am so glad I did. Would love to read another book by her.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny!
This is a funny tale of a woman who really didn't think motherhood was her thing. Rebecca Eckler paints a hilarious picture of how she rose to the occasion.
Published 1 month ago by kb
1.0 out of 5 stars Totally unrelatable
I checked this book out at the library during my first trimester hoping for a relatable book about pregnancy that would make me laugh. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Sarah
1.0 out of 5 stars Perfect book if you're worried you'll be a bad mother- you can't be...
This book is only good if you are a selfish narcissistic self absorbed person who wants to feel like you are justified in being that way, or if you're worried you're going to be a... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Furbet
1.0 out of 5 stars don't bother
I bought this book in an attempt to find a book that related to my situation...over 35, accidental pregnancy, never considered motherhood, professional career woman. Read more
Published on November 23, 2010 by M. Whittaker
1.0 out of 5 stars Awful!!!!
I would also rate with less than one star. I've never read a book that made me angry as I read it. She's ridiculous and the book was a waste of money and time.
Published on November 5, 2010 by elaine
5.0 out of 5 stars An all-time favorite!
I bought this book when I was 20. I'm now 23 and I've re-read it more times than I can count. I recently let a newly-married friend borrow it and just a few pages in she started... Read more
Published on October 22, 2010 by Katie
5.0 out of 5 stars Realistic look at pregnancy
The first thing I wanted to do after I found out I was pregnant was to go and buy a bunch of pregnancy books. Read more
Published on July 30, 2010 by Kimberly Blair
5.0 out of 5 stars I LOVED IT!!
I might be called crazy by majority of the previous readers but I loved this book! It was a refreshing change from all the straight up informative books I've been reading like... Read more
Published on July 9, 2010 by Danielle
1.0 out of 5 stars Terrible
I'll admit I laughed at one or two parts of this book but honestly it sucked. I kept waiting and waiting for it to get better. Not a chance. Scheduled c-sections? Read more
Published on July 7, 2010 by K. Peterson
1.0 out of 5 stars An utter waste of time
Like anyone else who purchased this book, I added it to my pile of pregnancy related books when I found out that I was pregnant and thought that it would be good for a laugh (in... Read more
Published on March 12, 2009 by Michelle Eslinger
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