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You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
- You smuggle coffee into the country by burying it in cocaine.
-You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- All your kids are named Joe.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You help your dog chase its tail
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
