Summer is right around the corner. Just a few days ago, I was sipping margaritas from a sombrero on Cinco de Mayo, thinking, "Hey, pretty soon it'll be Juneo. Ay, carumba!"
Beach thong and flip-flop weather is coming, and here I am still wearing a parka and mukluks. So I decided to get my summer prep freak on -- STAT!
Every summer, my wife worries whether she can find a bathing suit that fits. So I bought her this one -- I figured, there's so little to it, it has to fit! It's like wearing three rubber bands. How could that not be comfortable?
She saw things a bit differently. And told me in no uncertain terms that she was NOT wearing "that thing" outside the house. I said, "Great!" Because I thought that meant she'd be wearing it INSIDE the house.
Turns out, she's not wearing it inside the house, either. In fact, she threw it at me and won't even look at it any more. So I've been using it.
Not as a bathing suit, of course. I don't have the equipment to hold some of those rubber bands up. But I found it makes a great alternative to dental floss. You can really get in behind the molars with it, and my bicuspids have never felt sexier. Great product!