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Product Details

  • Paperback: 128 pages
  • Publisher: Ulysses Press (February 9, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1569757348
  • ISBN-13: 978-1569757345
  • Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 4.9 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (84 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #347,937 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Martin Grondin lives in Lowell, MA.

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Martin Grondin was born in 1984 in Milford, CT and grew up in Milford and Bridgeport, CT. He is an internet connoisseur and loves online culture and memes. He started his successful website, lolcatbible.com, in July of 2007, which was featured on Digg, Reddit, College Humor, and many other websites. He currently lives in Dracut, MA with his partner and cat, Worf.

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As I read, I laugh out loud all by myself!
Frances Strazis
If you enjoy any of the cute and funny LOLs on the I Can Has Cheezburger site, you will love this little book.
Snooz Cita
I really love that not only is it in LOLCat language, but it's also from a cat's perspective.
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50 of 54 people found the following review helpful By Kathryn E. Etier VINE VOICE on August 3, 2010
Format: Paperback
Fundamentalists and literalists everywhere would do well to avoid "LOLcat Bible: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez an da Erfs n stuff." Somehow, a retelling of the Bible in lolcat would probably offend them, especially when they learn that the Jesus character is "Happy Cat."

This retelling is not exactly faithful to the original works, but there is a seed of the Bible, e.g. Exodus 6: "28Itz so nise, da Bible say it twise: Ceiling Cat sez to Moses, 29`Tawk wif Pharo teh stuf Iz tellin yu.' 30Moses sez, `I no can! I just m-m-m-meow like dis. Pharo no lissen to meh. He just covur eers and sing "Lalalala! Iz no heer yu!" (In the King James Version, Exodus 6:28-30 is: "28And it came to pass on the day when the LORD spake unto Moses in the land of Egypt, 29That the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, I am the LORD: speak thou unto Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say unto thee. 30And Moses said before the LORD, Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me?" Since I am not terribly familiar with the language of KJV, I'll assume that "of uncircumcised lips" translate to "a stutterer," since Moses has been reported to have been so afflicted.)

Those more interested in the New Testament will find parables told by "Happy Cat," as well as other biblical events. "The Parable ov teh Niec Samaritan Dood" begins, "Happy Cat sez, `Wuns upon a tiem, a dood go from Jerusalem to Jericho. But OH NOES! Him get beeted up an robbed an stuf, an him almost ded. Srsly!" Of course, Happy Cat's words are printed in red.
It might seem that a book like "LOLcat Bible" would appeal primarily to non-believers, but that assumption is erroneous.
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27 of 27 people found the following review helpful By reviewer on February 6, 2010
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I must say, I bought this book with an accidental click on my kindle, BUT, the second I started reading I was laughing my head off. It is hysterical... srsly! if you like lolcats it'll be funny - if you like lolcats and are even the least bit familiar with any of the bible stories (genesis, noah,etc) it'll be even funnier.
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24 of 24 people found the following review helpful By Nic on January 12, 2012
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Being devoutly Christian, I was a little apprehensive when I first saw this. I'm a nerd at heart, so sure I wanted to see this, but how was it handled? Is it a thinly veiled sarcastic retelling of Biblical stories? Is it just a silly "no offense intended" meme-based joke? Turns out, neither. If LOLcat was a legit language, this would be (at least partially) the legit Bible. It's missing a lot (for example, the story of Joseph cuts off after his brothers sell him into slavery), but the author's note in the back says the project is still well under way. But as far as handling the actual topic, if you're a nerd and a believer (or at least a believer who knows how to smile), I think you'll enjoy this. It's not for those who think God has no sense of humor, but for those who can sit back and appreciate the off-beat humor in life, you'll find a (more or less) accurate translation of the Bible into internet lingo. There a few points where people miss the mark, so I wouldn't use this as your only translation of choice, but it definitely makes the Bible a more exciting read-through and may even cause you to consider some new things. I know I'm gonna be using the LOLcat Bible to illustrate some points in my own messages in the future.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Noelle on July 6, 2010
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I ordered this as a present for my niece who just turned 11 years old. As soon as she opened it, she was caught reading some of the bible stories for the next 10 minutes! No one in the room could put it down! When you first get it, it seems very short with a lack of information. However, the amount of stories exceeded much over what I expected!

Pros -

Hilarious!
You can make references to the real bible and compare, which is fun
It makes religion a little bit more fun when reading this, and then their minds are refreshed with the real story!
Compact, but a lot of information!

Cons -

It takes a little getting used to when you first start reading it because of how it is written, but this isn't a big problem!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Mom-Of-5-Kittehs on October 2, 2010
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As long as you have a sense of humor and don't take offense to the Bible being written in the eye's of a LOLcat.. you'll love this. I bought this as a gift for my boyfriend and he was laughing so hard he had tears!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Juliet on May 5, 2010
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Not the whole bible, but genesis and excerpts of the new testament are sweetly parodied using lolspeak. Featuring Ceiling cat as God, Basement Cat as Satan and Happy Cat as Jesus. Probably not intelligible if you do not already understand lolspeak.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Minzoku Bokumetsu on April 10, 2010
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When it comes to The Bible, good humour is hard to come by. So many people take religion way too seriously, so the LOLcat translation is a breath of fresh air. If there is a God, and He can't laugh, I don't want to believe in Him.

My sole complaint is LOLspeak itself, which is just a little TOO unreadable at times. If only some words were intentionally misspelled, that would be fine, but a lot of LOLcats seem to misspell EVERY WORD. When it takes twice as long to read as it maybe should, ur doin it rong.

Overall, an unbelievable effort, and there should be a copy of the LOLcat Bible translation in every hotel room.
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