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Lady Amelia's Mess and a Half [Mass Market Paperback]

Samantha Grace
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Book Description

June 5, 2012

JAKE BROKE HER HEART BY LEAVING HER AFTER SHARING A PASSIONATE KISS.

LADY AMELIA BROKE HIS BY MARRYING HIS BEST FRIEND.

When she returns to town a widow—pursued by an infamous rake, Jake's debauched brother, and just maybe by himself—Lady Amelia will have a mess and a half on her hands.

A sparkling romp through the ton, Lady Amelia's Mess and a Half delivers a witty Regency romance in which misunderstandings abound, reputations are put on the line, and the only thing more exciting than a scandal is true love.

"Clever, spicy, and fresh from beginning to end."—Amelia Grey, award–winning author of A Gentleman Never Tells

"A delightfully witty romp seasoned with an irresistible dash of intrigue and passion. Samantha Grace is an author to watch!"—Shana Galen, award–winning author of Lord and Lady Spy


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"Book two in Grace's Beau Monde Bachelor series is full of love and betrayal, passion and scandal." - RT Book Reviews

"A twisty, delightful Regency romance. The story is fresh and romantic ...charming, sensual, and altogether enjoyable." - Publishers Weekly

"Her style is witty, and the plot is full of many surprises, twists and turns on the path to the proverbial happy ending." - Historical Novels Review

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One

Jake Hillary was a keeper—keeper of his family's secret, keeper of his wayward brother, and most tragically, keeper of a hopeless love for his best friend's wife. But at least for now, he wouldn't think on the torturous evening to come of admiring Amelia from afar. His brother was due for a thrashing, and Jake planned to deliver it.

Yanking on his watch fob, he extracted the gold timepiece from his pocket. He could barely make out the hands in the dim light.

"Blast and damn."

He slipped the watch back into his pocket. There wasn't enough time to pound Daniel before the party. Instead, Jake hammered his fist against the door of his brother's rented room, rattling it in the frame.

"Aye!" Daniel bellowed.

Apparently, his brother had discarded common courtesy and manners while he was at sea, although Daniel had never been one to adhere to etiquette. Based upon his ill-mannered response, it seemed unlikely he intended to cross the room to admit Jake. Irritated, he threw the door open and barged inside.

"Dan–"

"Right there, luv." Daniel threw his head back against the chair as a blonde burrowed her face into his crotch. "Oh, yes!"

"Damnation." Jake covered his eyes and spun on his heel, cracking his elbow against the door frame. "Ouch!" He muttered another curse under his breath.

"What the hell, Jake? Haven't you heard of knocking, you reprobate?"

"I did knock. Next time I shall make more noise," he drawled. Surely all that pounding could have been heard on the other side of Mayfair. "Inform me once you have set yourself to rights."

Jake shook his head as he strolled into the corridor to wait. What a sight to stumble upon, his brother getting his butter churned. And all before dinner. It was enough to spoil his appetite.

When the foul smell from the stairwell hit him again, his lip curled. Daniel might indulge in whores and spirits, but he wasn't throwing away his fortune on rented rooms. Paper peeled from the walls in great sheets, and stains of an unknown origin splattered the scarred floor.

Smells like the bloody mews in here. Fitting, given his brother was behaving like a jackass.

After a series of bumps and muffled curses, the door flew open. His brother filled the doorway, every bare inch of him.

Jake smirked. "I asked you to summon me after you had dressed."

"Get in here."

Pushing away from the wall, Jake reentered the apartments. "Is your guest decent now?"

A crooked leer replaced Daniel's scowl. "Why? You want a turn?"

"Show some respect. The woman deserves at least as much for tolerating your vulgarity."

A feminine giggle drifted from the back room. "Thank you, Mr. Hillary, but I find the captain's vulgarity tolerable indeed." The young woman appeared in the threshold, her nudity now concealed with a faded ruby dress. Her lackluster hair was pinned up in a haphazard coiffure.

"Oh, my!" Her brown eyes rounded as she looked Jake up and down before turning back to Daniel. "Your brother is delicious, Captain Hillary."

Delicious? Like a meat pie? Jake coughed into his fist, uncomfortable with the nature of her compliment given there were no rules to dictate his response. Yet, he considered it bad-mannered to discount her outright. "Yes, well. Thank you."

Daniel winked at her. "You fancy the rotter, do you?"

She wandered over to Jake's brother with a smile pulling at her plump lips. "I would wager he is the most handsome of the Hillary clan."

"Aside from me."

"Aye. That goes without saying." The woman accepted the purse Daniel offered and pressed a kiss to his cheek. "Same time tomorrow, sir?"

Daniel swatted her behind. "I'll send word."

Jake moved aside to allow his brother's, um... friend passage into the corridor.

As she moved past him, she grazed her fingers over the lapel of his jacket. "You're definitely the pinkest of the pinks. I would be happy to pay you a call sometime."

Jake's smile was forced. "That's a generous offer, miss."

"Not at all, sir." She tipped her head to the side and batted her lashes, looking up at him in expectation. When Jake offered no encouragement, she heaved a sigh and sauntered to the stairway.

Daniel chuckled. "What are you about, choirboy?"

Jake closed the door and walked farther into the apartments. "I cannot decide which smell is more offensive, the corridor or you. Get cleaned up. You haven't much time."

"Time for what?" Daniel flopped onto the tattered chair in a perfect display of insolence, among other things.

Jake looked up at the ceiling to avoid catching another glimpse of his brother. "I have it on good authority you received the invitation to the dinner party Mother has planned in your honor, although you did not bother responding. Again. Now, get dressed. The guests will be arriving in..." He checked his watch again. "Forty-five minutes."

"Is that tonight?"

"Yes, and you can either make yourself presentable, or I will drag your smelly arse across Town as is. Either way, you are attending."

Daniel smirked. "I'd like to see you attempt it. Come on. Make me attend Mother's boring dinner party."

Jake cracked his knuckles and rolled his neck. "Must we go through this every time? You learned nothing from the last time I thrashed you. Why do I bother?"

Daniel threw his head back and laughed. "I only vaguely recall the incident now, but you had the advantage since I was foxed."

"You're not far from that now," Jake said dryly. "Put some clothes on. Mother has expended a lot of effort on your behalf. Try to show a little gratitude."

"Mummy, Mummy, Mummy," Daniel mocked, a spark of enjoyment brightening his eyes. "One would think you're still in leading strings."

"You must discover novel ways to abuse me. I grow weary of the same insults." Jake refused to be bothered by his older sibling. He had too many serious concerns on his mind at the moment, such as not making a cake of himself in front of Amelia this evening.

"Would you hurry?" he snapped when Daniel made no move to ready himself.

"Oh, very well." His brother dragged his carcass from the chair and lumbered toward the back room. "Who will be in attendance? Anyone interesting?"

Jake folded his arms and rocked heel-to-toe, toe-to-heel, impatient with Daniel's tardiness. "No one important. Unless you count your family."

Daniel stuck his head through the doorway, a jaunty grin in place. "I said anyone interesting. Do you ever listen?"

"If you would only pay a visit to our parents when you return to London, Mother wouldn't orchestrate these affairs."

"Mother would be as happy to forget me as she is her past. She has ulterior motives for this evening's event."

Jake didn't bother arguing this time. It was true their mother was too sensitive to her bourgeois origins, but she desired the best for her children. Sometimes Jake wondered if Daniel's decision to captain his own ship had been designed simply to upset her. If so, his efforts were jolly successful.

Daniel walked from the back room dressed in his best and looking like a proper gentleman. Of course, he still smelled like a barrel of rum, but Jake couldn't do anything to correct that unfortunate problem. The acrid scent emanated from Daniel's skin.

"Pay Mother one call when you arrive, and you needn't trouble yourself with her motives," Jake said.

"I would like to see how quickly you would run home to Mum after being at sea. The first thing I need is the touch of a woman, and not the one who gave birth to me. Unlike you, I'm not content to dote on Mother."

"Sod off."

Jake craved a woman's touch, too, but not just any female. Daniel knew well where his allegiances lay. Unfortunately, the woman he desired didn't want him. And thanks to his maniacal rant in her foyer months earlier, she no longer spoke to him either.

Daniel donned his coat and adjusted his cravat. "How is Lady Audley these days? Enticed her to your bed yet?"

Searing heat crept up Jake's neck to the tips of his ears. "My personal matters are none of your concern." The last thing he wished to disclose was how he had ruined any chance for an attachment to Amelia while his brother had been abroad.

Daniel's eyebrows arched in question. "I will take your grumbling as a no. Pity. What has it been? A year?" He strolled to the outer door and tugged it open. "Perhaps I will try my hand with the lady tonight."

"The hell you will."

The thought of Daniel touching Amelia under any circumstances set Jake's blood on fire, but after what he'd walked in on a moment ago... "Just stay clear of the lady. She deserves better than the likes of you."

"Like you, Mummy's Boy?" Daniel chuckled as he disappeared into the darkened corridor. "I tire of waiting for you to woo the lady. I say tonight, may the better man win the lovely widow."

Jake stalked after his brother. "I am the better man."

***

Amelia, Lady Audley, leaned against the carriage seat, dreading the coming evening. She would rather be any place than a guest in Jake Hillary's home, but she couldn't snub the Hillarys, not after their generous donation to the children this afternoon. Besides, Mrs. Hillary had always been exceptionally kind to her. Amelia could face Jake this evening for his mother's sake, even if the task required herculean strength.

Amelia's dearest friend and silent partner in the foundling house renovation project, Bianca Kennell, leaned forward with a frown. "Amelia, you look as if we are attending a funeral instead of a dinner party. At least try to appear enthused for my sake. You know how I love parties."

"I am not attending this affair for my own pleasure. Mrs. Hillary has spoken with Lady Eldridge and the Duchess of Foxhaven about the renovation. She assures me both ladies are amenable to publicly lending their support, but they wish to inquire into my specific intentions."

Bibi yawned loudly, coverin...


Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback: 416 pages
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks Casablanca (June 5, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1402258348
  • ISBN-13: 978-1402258343
  • Product Dimensions: 4.2 x 1.2 x 6.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #651,633 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Samantha Grace is the author of several Regency romance novels. Publisher's Weekly describes her stories as "fresh and romantic" with subtle humor and charm. She writes what she enjoys reading: romantic comedies about family, friendship, and flawed characters who learn how to love deeply.

Samantha is a part-time hospice social worker, moonlighting author, and full time wife and mom. She enjoys life in the Midwest with her husband, two witty kids, and a multitude of characters that spring from her imagination.


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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Cute ideas, tortured execution July 2, 2012
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I like the hero much more than the heroine. At times, I just want to shake her - she draws some weird conclusions and flits off in a way that strikes me as immature. He is more reasoned. I like a restrained but tortured hero, so I'm predisposed to like him. However, the biggest complaint I have with this is that it is an effort to wade through at times. Some chapters move along nice and quickly and others are slow. I often find myself glancing down at the progress bar on my kindle thinking "you've got to be kidding me, where else is she taking this story?" (and not in a good way). The story should be over in about 320 pages and instead it meanders on for over 400. I'm still trudging through it (we're on the ship, heading to Louisana now), so it's retained my interest to a certain extent, but I'm not dying to read the next one in the series unless her editor takes her in hand.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars sweet and sensual historical romance June 5, 2012
Format:Mass Market Paperback
3.5 of 5 stars

Lady Amelia's Mess and A Half is a really good historical romance read. Lady Amelia's life is a mess, she is recently widowed, her best friend is a source of gossip, and the man-who-got-away is confusing and challenging.

Amelia and Jake have always had a "spark," however their romance never worked out. Jake had family issues and left town, and Amelia married his best friend. There were multiple reasons why the couple was kept apart, and it takes years and the death of Amelia's husband before the truth comes out. Jake is still very much in love with Amelia and sets out to win her over. He is a very sweet man, he has honest intentions towards her, but the past continues to haunt them. Just when they think they are able to move forward, a ghost from the past threatens everything.

Amelia and Jake are the primary characters in Lady Amelia's Mess and a Half, but there is another romantic side story. Amelia's best friend Bianca, who is also a widow, learns that maybe there is such a thing as love. Bianca has had bad luck with men, she has been used, hurt, and has a reputation for being a loose woman. As more of Bianca's story is revealed, I came to like her much more and Bianca also grows through the book too.

While I really enjoyed this story, I was confused as to the exact timeline of Amelia's relationship with Jack. I was confused as to what happened when, when they kissed and when she married the best friend, and when she returned, all that gets a bit jumbled.

Overall, Lady Amelia's Mess and a Half is a very enjoyable historical romance read. The romance is sweet and sensual, the characters are engaging, and I find that I am looking forward to reading more about them in the future. Lady Amelia's Mess and a Half is book 2 in the series, but it can be read as a stand alone. I am curious to go back and read the first book, Miss Hillary Schools a Scoundrel, it's going on my to-read list.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Excessive Unnecessary Plot Twists October 14, 2012
Format:Mass Market Paperback
Many romance novels have two parallel romances unfolding towards not one but two HEA endings. After all what could be better than a 2-for-the-price of one Happy Ever After? Except that for me, I became way more interested in the secondary story of the loyal friend and her lover/eventual bethrothed--the story of Bianca and Jasper rather than the primary story of Amelia and Jake.

I kept reading just for the switch back to Bianca and Jasper.

And the entire journey to New Orleans to track down Amelia's husband who might not be dead after all seemed like a plot device just to set up the sequel / next novel in the series. So completely unsatisfying and actually irksome by introducing yet another love triangle but with an unhappy ending.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyed this story.
I usually don't enjoy books that have multiple story lines for characters going on but this was well done. Read more
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1.0 out of 5 stars Don't read it
It is a rather dull book and half of it was very, very boring. It's a wonder I finished it. The hero seems to have 2 different personalities. Read more
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i was very disappointed with amelia. She was portrayed to be a selfish, immature, spoiled brat. the character, jake, was a
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I purchased this by mistake and decided to read it anyway, but it was too graphic for me. It probably has a good story line
if I could have gotten past the sexual content.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Very Poor
If I could give this book a score of 0, I would. I deleted it before finishing reading it. The book is another about sex, with women as victims. Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great Author!
Getting ready to catch up on several authors from the Regency Christmas Summons collection from last December! Read more
Published 6 months ago by photochick
5.0 out of 5 stars A Delightfully Charming Read
Samantha Grace has done it once more. Lady Amelia's Mess and a Half is a delightfully fun romp. Jake and Amelia were once young and in love but with a series of misunderstandings... Read more
Published 7 months ago by Misty
5.0 out of 5 stars One for the 'Keeper Shelf!'
Samantha Grace continues one of the best and entertaining historical romance series with LADY AMELIA'S MESS AND A HALF. Read more
Published 7 months ago by L. J. Engelke
4.0 out of 5 stars A Worthwhile Read
The Story: Jake and Amelia have loved one another always, but Jake's best friend, Lord Audley, weaseled his way betwixt the two and stole Amelia by way of deception. Read more
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